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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Chargers

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
*Zach Ertz makes a catch at the five yard line, runs upfield and breaks the plane with possession of the football*

"Ooh, ahh, yeah, gee, I just don't know there Al, ooh, yeesh, wow..."

Eat poo poo in hell forever, Cris Collinsworth.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Jason Whitlock

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
He may not advance, but I have to cast my vote for Gronk. His caveman fratboy persona can't mask the fact that he's a cheap-shotting piece of poo poo and I just want people to remember that.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
gently caress Ben McAdoo and his dumb baby face. I'm an Eagles fan and he made me feel sorry for Eli, and that's worth at least one man's vote in this tournament.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Your grandfather, your second father, your second husband, your friend, your boyfriend, or something else? No, it's just the douchebag Jerry Richardson.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Jerry Jones

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
This is a bit of a toughie, but I'll go with the Bills. The Charges didn't do anything as heinous as subjecting me to Nathan Peterman.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Kevin Smith. His douchebaggery may be more tangential to football, but he got past the nomination process so he's got my vote. As a lawgoon, gently caress this guy.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, I'm with those who wouldn't know about Whitlock if not for this thread. Whereas Cris Collinsworth actively makes games irritating to listen to. His blatant drooling over the Pats and hemming and hawing over obvious calls forced me to temper my excitement during the Eagles Super Bowl, even if ever-so-slightly. gently caress Cris Collinsworth.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Gotta give it to Bob McNair.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Kevin Smith.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Kevin Smith The "he's not really football, he's more than a douche bag" ship sailed when he was admitted to the contest. Judge him on the merits, and he's the worst.
Jerry Jones A Hall of Famer.
Bob McNair It's a strong final when this piece of poo poo is only number three.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
EDIT: Whoops, double vote.

Crescent Wrench fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Aug 3, 2018

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Leperflesh posted:

You don't get to vote twice

Yikes, I knew I had a weird familiar feeling when typing that. Sorry folks, an honest mistake.

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
1. Trump
2. Whitlock
3. God

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