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I just saw this movie, when the old lady told the main character lady to read these magic words and not to worry about what language it is. The only words I could think of were, Klaatu... Barada... Kinda cool The Lords of Salem got a remake. Tenzarin fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Jun 8, 2018 |
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The movie was more funny than scary, in my opinion. It will prob make a boat load of money.
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Jun 8, 2018 20:10
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We didn't even get to hear the magic words.
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Jun 9, 2018 02:48
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Blast Fantasto posted:This was the sole question I had about the plot Since she already had a son, and Paimon needed a male host or whatever, why did it need to be in Charlie first? The best I could figure out was it had something to do with being passed down via the grandmother's breastfeeding of her granddaughter? How exactly does this work?
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Jun 9, 2018 06:31
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Len posted:How do you have a kid with a nut allergy and not take an EpiPen everywhere? I get if they were poor because those are expensive and American insurance is a joke. But they didn't look that poor. Talk about some bad parenting.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:54
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Planet Piss posted:I definitely didn't catch that, and I don't think it's true none of the cultists at the end looked younger than 40. I was specifically looking for Joan but she doesn't even seem to be there. She was there in the ADR only so its almost like they made a movie and found out it was a boring slog and had to write a big crazy ending.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:59
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glam rock hamhock posted:My crowd sucked, making constant tongue clicking sounds at every quiet moment until I yelled for them to loving quit it already I really hope you are joking or when you saw the movie you yelled at people for the sound the movie makes.
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Jun 10, 2018 01:00
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Every time I think about this movie now I just remember the scene from Cabin in the Woods. "I'm drawing a line in the loving sand here, do not read the latin" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqRnnk37vx4
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Jun 14, 2018 23:06
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Why exactly did she let her old mother breast feed charlie? Old ladies make milk still?
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Jun 16, 2018 02:41
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Kinda strange to let an old lady breast feed the child. Really the whole movie could of been solved just with some common sense.
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Jun 16, 2018 04:00
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banned from Starbucks posted:Goddamn this movie was bad. Why did this poo poo need to be 2 hours long. This was like someone said what if I take a goosebumps episode, stretch it out over 2 hours and try to make it seem really deep. I agree. Did they really need to make the Lords of Salem reboot this long?
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Jun 17, 2018 01:48
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Mormon Star Wars posted:He doesn't want to be there, so the cult arranges things (the symbol is on the telephone pole already when they are on their way TO the party) so that Charlie will die and it will be Peter's fault, theoretically making him the most vulnerable. So convoluted. I guess they planned him to go to a high school party and also the party would also be baking a cake with nuts. And this family doesn't have an epipen.
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Jun 18, 2018 11:12
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acksplode posted:Yeah this is the sense I get too. It explains the scene where Annie threw the sketchbook into the flames, but Peter caught fire. I watched the scene with the "rule" established in my head that the person who sets the book on fire catches fire themselves, so my expectation (and, I imagine, the cult's plan) was that Annie would manipulate Peter into doing it and receiving the punishment. But then he gets fed up and says gently caress this poo poo, Annie rips the book from his hands and chucks it into the fireplace, and...Peter catches fire anyway. It's like the outcome was pre-ordained and the series of events that got us there is almost irrelevant. You mean the movie does things completely random and then leave it up for the audience to make up the entire backstory in their heads?
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Jun 18, 2018 18:56
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Can we talk how funny it was how his mothers headless body flew into the tree house?
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Jun 19, 2018 22:17
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How big was that tree house? Could they really not solve the who took two bodies out of cemetery in a few weeks?
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