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mycophobia
May 7, 2008

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
first you get some sand

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

a computer is just a miserable pile of parts.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
how do you make it what

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
very carefully, op

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



put lightning in a rock and then teach it about 1 and 0

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
With lots of love (LoL)

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
first, you must create the universe,

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
we spent so much time thinking about how to make a computer that we never stopped to think if we should

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

The Management posted:

first you get some sand

special and gate

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

you gently caress the computer and cum in it

Seamonster
Apr 30, 2007

IMMER SIEGREICH
blood sweat and tears

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
before you own the computer you must touch it, seduce it

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Silver Alicorn posted:

first, you must create the universe,

dead weed space guy

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

call timb

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

creationist believer posted:

we spent so much time thinking about how to make a computer that we never stopped to think if we should

Oh my god

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
good news op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq9IAJ7YulQ

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

carl sagan sued apple over using “sagan” as a codename for the powermac 7100, then sued again when they changed it to BHA (butt-head astronomer) (he lost)

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
computers is rocks with math inside.

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
i installed the cpu fan the wrong way. then i cut my hand on the metal rims trying to take it off. the metal rims were so sharp i didn't even feel the cuts. by the time i had everything fixed i had to clean up the tiny tiny droplets of blood that were on the mobo. im surprised the thing even turned on

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
a lament configuration for the digital age :cenobite:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


lol

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

8 million sales in germany

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
gently caress some rocks and cum in them

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Lauroon Kyanka posted:

i installed the cpu fan the wrong way. then i cut my hand on the metal rims trying to take it off. the metal rims were so sharp i didn't even feel the cuts. by the time i had everything fixed i had to clean up the tiny tiny droplets of blood that were on the mobo. im surprised the thing even turned on

lol your PC hungers for fingats

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

carl sagan sued apple over using “sagan” as a codename for the powermac 7100, then sued again when they changed it to BHA (butt-head astronomer) (he lost)

wasn't the 7100 a bad mac? maybe he was justified

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Lauroon Kyanka posted:

i installed the cpu fan the wrong way. then i cut my hand on the metal rims trying to take it off. the metal rims were so sharp i didn't even feel the cuts. by the time i had everything fixed i had to clean up the tiny tiny droplets of blood that were on the mobo. im surprised the thing even turned on

lmao if you think it would have turned on without the blood  consecration 

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
get a modular power supply. they're nice!

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
when a mom and dad computer love each other very much...

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
only G-d can make a computer

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
deus ex machina

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

machina ex deus

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

an excellent game to play on the computer you make

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