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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

It's gonna be so loving dumb if the Switch gets more Gamecube controllers but still doesn't get any Gamecube games.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

The Trespasser LP was amazing:

https://lparchive.org/Jurassic-Park-Trespasser/

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

early og Xbox had some loving weird games









Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlZv9fEY_co

i can't tell if this should go in this thread or the other one

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Larry Parrish posted:

I really cant decide if the really generic trash alpha borderlands is better than the garbage we ended up getting.

you can make an argument that they stole the cel shading style:

https://kotaku.com/5444016/separated-at-birth-borderlands-and-codehunters

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

https://twitter.com/APZonerunner/status/1227972776910344192?s=20










Smirking_Serpent fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Feb 14, 2020

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Tubgoat posted:

Ooh, he dropped a purple! Aaaaaaand it despawned. I guess the game decided I didn't earn it and it was gonna be DAMNED if I was gonna have a purple within 10 levels of me. So I head back to the area start to turn in quests. Of course I die on tne way because enemies respawned and my berserk ran out just in time for me to die with no enemies around. So I respawn inside the chamber where I would had I died to Sledge, with the vending machines, except ground floor. I clip through the wall to end up outside. I activate the elevator aaaaaaand I get killed by the elevator.

This game is like some kind of modern art where the point is that it's indefensibly bad. I'm truly, honestly impressed by how terrible this is. I have never seen such a shittily designed game, AND THIS IS THE "GAME OF THE YEAR" REVISION! :stare: Breathtaking, absolutely incredible.

This is the loving Democrat Party of video games. The fun isn't in ANY aspect of the gameplay, it's seeing how much loving worse it can get. Bravo, Gearbox et al.

Edit 3: My cat is a better video game than this and he spent the first two weeks trying to murder me in my bed (in real life).

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Bicyclops posted:

"take that, nancy pelosi!" i scream as i finally beat wizzpig for the final time

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Tubgoat posted:

What's the uplifting message of Celeste? "You can always turn on handicaps"?

Wamdoodle posted:

That you need to be true to yourself and your own identity,imho

Tubgoat posted:

40% of Americans are doing that and it is NOT helping.

Tubgoat posted:

It's good to believe in yourself, but there are some humanoids out there who really REALLY need to stop believing in themselves. Also I gave up on Celeste after like the first level because it is not a keyboard game (no matter how many handicaps) and that is the platform I have it on.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ct/pr/postal-supervisor-middletown-who-stole-packages-sentenced

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

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Aug 27, 2009

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing in that field of poppies?

Sir... finishing this rite.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Flipper Fuckball

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Goldmine

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Pablo is an easy first ballot in the Player’s Choice High Score List.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

i was thinking about making a meme with the end of One Flew Over Cuckoo's Nest, with Chuck as Chief Bromden and the thread as McMurphy, and I came across this video that I think is worth watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JndN5p0NSAA

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Mekchu posted:

I had no idea this ever even happened lol

Me either lol. I guess they can't all be Lawbreakers.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Gunpei Yokoi seeing his LinkedIn says "Nintendo 1966-1997" when it's still 1996.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009


Honey you gotta fight back

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

elf help book posted:

it was linked in post your favorite "Funny Forum Quotes"

Oh yeah... THAT happened.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Sub-Actuality posted:

Oh yeah… THIS is happening.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Incomprehensible Empanada Truck isn't a bad username

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Sub-Actuality posted:

guy who just took a nap during the 1969 live TV moon landing: oh that? yeah I saw like the first 5 mins. I dunno. how'd it go?

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

In Training posted:

drat I never finished watching it.

gently caress you.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

apparently there's a director's cut out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs8no4n_tlQ

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

He's a 6'4" MMA bodybuilder and he's gonna knock your old rear end up and down the block if you keep this disrespectful bullshit up.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Vincent: Have you ever given a Nidalee statue?
Jules: Don't be telling me about statues, I'm the statue fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of them?
Jules: poo poo, yeah. I got my ordering technique down and everything, they arrive in mint condition.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a Nidalee statue?
Jules: [pause] gently caress you.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Wormskull posted:

Oh gently caress. This earnest bit of information about myself is loving cringe without a 400 year old AGdQ thread gif. Lmfao.

So basically I have Wernhard’s syndrome, which means that I develop abnormally large amounts of taint hair but no eyebrows. It’s tough, but PSVR is great because you can get multiple facial attachment with options.




















Uhhhh anyway, save the animals (Super Metroid speed running) HOIPE

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

The cake is a lie… and so is my father’s name on my birth certificate XD

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

The IK experience for the last couple of weeks:


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Aug 27, 2009


Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

we know what you're thinking, this new Final Fantasy protagonist is a total loving epic badass. But you probably have some unanswered questions...namely, do the side characters ALSO think that the player character is epic?

Good news gamers, Famitsu has the scoop...

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AverySpecialfriend posted:

"Where do you work out?"
"At the trusting Jack's fighting power."

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I'd swagger around all day with that B0XX if I could.

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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Edward Snowden walked so _Fear_Naught_ could run…

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