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Angela Merkel got really pissed off at our Supreme Leader, Donald "J." Trump: What is she telling him? Is it "no, we don't need American sausage, we have our own"? Is it "yes, we can believe it's not butter, under the Madrid protocol it must be called margarine"? Is it "you told the Russians WHAT?!" Go hog wild! Bonus points for what Shinzo Abe is thinking as this happens, or what John Bolton is riposting with. Diagram of people in picture:  Original tweets for citation: https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1005479651697922048 https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1005509847117369345
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"Look, we know it's you. We know you've shat your pants. You're going to have to stand up eventually so you may as well admit it"
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Jun 9, 2018 23:09
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"I'm gon beat that pussay up"
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Jun 9, 2018 23:10
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"Your poison tariffs are making Abe look too drat old." When did he get so old 
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Jun 9, 2018 23:17
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Jun 9, 2018 23:19
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Hey now!
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Jun 9, 2018 23:22
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Mooey Cow posted:"Your poison tariffs are making Abe look too drat old." Politics will make you age. Or maybe it's just a North Korean long-acting neurotoxin taking effect.
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Jun 9, 2018 23:23
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Jun 9, 2018 23:27
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Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth. /
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Jun 9, 2018 23:27
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Abe looks like he just doesn't give a gently caress.
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Jun 9, 2018 23:45
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It looks kinda like Bolton just said something about how hard he gets seeing kids get bombed or whatever. Everyone has that "oh boy here we go" look except for Macron, who is telling Bolton that dammit you can't say that in public, and Trump, who doesn't know where he is. Merkel leans on the table, looks into Trump's dead eyes, and realizes that his pants are full of poo.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:05
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"for the last time, I'm the chancellor of Germany and I'm not going to pee on you."
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Jun 10, 2018 00:10
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Jun 10, 2018 00:12
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Whatever it was it was a waste of time because he's a wealthy American retard.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:12
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An a-press is an a-press. There's no such thing as half an a-press.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:14
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guillotine
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Jun 10, 2018 00:17
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it's like a modern norman rockwell painting
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Jun 10, 2018 00:18
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did he really try to tell the other 6 to include Russia again?
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Jun 10, 2018 00:20
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:"Look, we know it's you. We know you've shat your pants. You're going to have to stand up eventually so you may as well admit it" lmao won thread in first post gj
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Jun 10, 2018 00:22
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Someone make this my av please.
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Jun 10, 2018 00:37
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Jun 10, 2018 00:39
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George Takei looking none too pleased
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Jun 10, 2018 00:40
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The Dennis System posted:Someone make this my av please. 
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Jun 10, 2018 06:54
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'...i like mcdonalds too'
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Jun 10, 2018 07:13
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du bist dummkopf
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Jun 10, 2018 07:20
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Holy moly! I don't know what that gif means, but if you're the one who gave me that av, thanks. It's awesome.
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Jun 10, 2018 07:23
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hi I'm a journalistic photographer, do any major news organizations want to buy a photo of trump being towered over by other world leaders while doing his best impression of a petulant child. whoa slow down! one at a time please.
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Jun 10, 2018 07:37
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tetsuo posted:it's like a modern norman rockwell painting 
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Jun 10, 2018 07:47
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It's hilarious to see Merkel these days, acting like she has any kind of moral high ground compared to anyone.
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Jun 10, 2018 07:50
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"Well somebody stopped up that toilet, and Justin swears you were the last one in there. Are you sure you don't want to think it over, maybe change your story?"
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Jun 10, 2018 07:56
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"No you already have candy at home. We don't need any more."
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Jun 10, 2018 08:03
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LEGALIZE WEED DUDE
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Jun 10, 2018 08:41
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Ok, we've put all our phones in the bowl and everybody's teamed up already. Would you please make up with mr Abe so we can start the quiz?
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Jun 10, 2018 09:06
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"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!"
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Jun 10, 2018 10:00
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du machst mich verrückt!!! fick
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Jun 10, 2018 12:36
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I feel like if Merkel and Trump were ever alone in the same room they'd just start loving like animals. Fat, gross animals.
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Jun 10, 2018 12:38
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KomodoWagon posted:I feel like if Merkel and Trump were ever alone in the same room they'd just start loving like animals. Fat, gross animals. Looks like you don't get Donald Trump at all.
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Jun 10, 2018 14:18
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Avirosb posted:Looks like you don't get Donald Trump at all. germans love piss stuff tho
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"Come on, Donald, everyone knows it was you who sharted"
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