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 "Piłka jest okrągła, a bramki są dwie." - The ball is round and there are two goals. Kazimierz Górski https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuwVi8dSQWk Lech Poznan fans at an Under 12s game Poland have been drawn in Group H for the Finals after a campaign of gaming the ranking to make sure they are a Pot A team, good for them:  They might get out, probably not though! THE SQUAD Goalkeepers: Bartosz Bialkowski (Ipswich Town), Lukasz Fabianski (Swansea City), Wojciech Szczesny (Juventus). Defenders: Jan Bednarek (Southampton), Bartosz Bereszynski (UC Sampdoria), Thiago Cionek (SPAL Ferrara), Kamil Glik (AS Monaco), Artur Jedrzejczyk (Legia Warsaw), Michal Pazdan (Legia Warsaw), Lukasz Piszczek (Borussia Dortmund). Midfielders: Jakub Blaszczykowski (VfL Wolfsburg), Jacek Goralski (PFC Ludogorets Razgrad), Maciej Rybus (FC Lokomotiv Moscow), Piotr Zielinski (Napoli), Karol Linetty (UC Sampdoria), Grzegorz Krychowiak (West Bromwich Albion), Kamil Grosicki (Hull City), Slawomir Peszko (Lechia Gdansk), Rafal Kurzawa (Gornik Zabrze). Forwards: Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich), Arkadiusz Milik (Napoli), Lukasz Teodorczyk (RSC Anderlecht), Dawid Kownacki (UC Sampdoria). I don't know any of these guys as I'm mostly into free to play anime games nowadays but I'm sure some of the people who read this forum will have heard of some of them or at the very least are prepared to google their names and pass off opinions from around the internet as their own.  THE IMPORTANT STUFF  PHWOAAAAARRR I BET RICHARD KEYS WOULD HANG OUT THE BACK OF THAT WHILE SHOUTING BREXIT MEANS BREXIT PHWAAAOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR LANGUAGE TIPS Here are some translations to help if you end up near any Poles during any of the games: Goal - Kurwa Offside - Kurwa Foul - Kurwa Go back and watch that video again, follow the off ball movement. Look for triangles to appear, dissolve and then reappear right before your eyes. Watch as player's heads swivel to find the man making the run for the second pass, not the first. Watch the tight control and decision making. Don't appreciate the pass that was made, appreciate the pass that wasn't because it was more difficult and less likely to be successful. - Kurwa To get that real Polish sensation listen to this endlessly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTiyhPMz3rI fat gay nonce fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Jun 12, 2018 |
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This is a very good post. I'm impressed. Everyone on this team is a fail turd, we will not make it out of the group. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv8LriCtwxE
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Jun 12, 2018 17:44
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We're playing a friendly against Lithuania. Last game before the World Cup. Just like in 1920, we're up 3-0.
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Jun 12, 2018 18:31
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I really like the Witcher series and I cant wait for Polands idea of a dystopian future when Cyberpunk 2077 comeso ut
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Jun 12, 2018 20:43
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It should be good. We have plenty of dystopian past to draw inspiration from.
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Jun 12, 2018 21:02
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I hope many Polish coworkers so I hope the team crashes as early as possible. That way they’ll be more efficient at work and mask my bad performance
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Jun 12, 2018 21:47
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Clearly you don't understand pure Polish spirit. The natural reaction to any Polish team exiting a tournament early is to get drunk and reminisce about our glorious past.
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Jun 12, 2018 22:32
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I have one Polish coworker who once told me he doesn't like liberals cuz they're all about the gays and his wife is really fit. That's my Polish coworker story
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Jun 12, 2018 23:09
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pik_d posted:I really like the Witcher series and I cant wait for Polands idea of a dystopian future when Cyberpunk 2077 comeso ut Same
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Jun 12, 2018 23:10
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fridge corn posted:I have one Polish coworker who once told me he doesn't like liberals cuz they're all about the gays and his wife is really fit. That's my Polish coworker story He's right
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Jun 13, 2018 02:05
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I play soccer with a bunch of Polish dudes who are very average looking but their wives are super loving hot. Mackintosh explain. This is in the US for the record.
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Jun 13, 2018 02:30
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supreme Polish overconfidence
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Jun 13, 2018 02:46
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Shrapnig posted:I play soccer with a bunch of Polish dudes who are very average looking but their wives are super loving hot. Mackintosh explain. Blessings from God for saving christian europe from the Turk
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Jun 13, 2018 03:00
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Jun 13, 2018 03:08
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Pazdan looks like a tiny little baby.
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Jun 13, 2018 03:27
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Make that Mackintosh's av GD
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Jun 13, 2018 03:28
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[Img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/a0/2f19a02f1599e96e2f970e2850c03b0c1f.jpg[/url][/img] WHAT IN THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH THAT MAN’S HEAD
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Shrapnig posted:I play soccer with a bunch of Polish dudes who are very average looking but their wives are super loving hot. Mackintosh explain. I wouldn't have a clue. Polish women are hot. Probably a reward for a millennium of suffering and dutiful payments of Peter's pence. blue footed boobie posted:Pazdan looks like a tiny little baby. His on-field behaviour isn't far from it either.
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Jun 13, 2018 09:22
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I'll get behind Poland because now that the US is out I need to pray for someone else to barely escape the group stages. Also my father is Polish and I have a giant Polish head because of it.
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Jun 13, 2018 12:14
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Please go away.
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Jun 13, 2018 16:08
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mackintosh posted:Please go away. TBH I probably would have forgotten about this thread in a few days but now I'm sticking around out of spite.
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Jun 13, 2018 16:15
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mackintosh posted:Everyone on this team is a fail turd, we will not make it out of the group. Can I post here if I'm Polish and agree with the statement above?
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Jun 13, 2018 17:24
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No way Poland doesn't beat Senegal in a tournament held in Russia and Japan are crap. Poland got this on lock.
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Terminally Bored posted:Can I post here if I'm Polish and agree with the statement above? As long as you get plastered and sing Rota with me when we inevitably crash out. Flayer posted:No way Poland doesn't beat Senegal in a tournament held in Russia and Japan are crap. Poland got this on lock. lol
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Jun 13, 2018 20:42
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mackintosh posted:As long as you get plastered and sing Rota with me when we inevitably crash out. They'll bottle the group stage completely. Watching the complete shitshow that was the last round of polish league amplified my national selfloathing considerably. We looked like unwashed apes.
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Jun 14, 2018 06:08
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Terminally Bored posted:They'll bottle the group stage completely. yeah but what about our football
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Jun 15, 2018 15:57
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nic się nie stało, Polacy nic się nie stało, nic się nie staaaaaaało, Polaaacy nic się nie staaaaaało oh, wait, we haven't played a game yet
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Jun 15, 2018 18:44
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Hearing Szpakowski makes me want to chew ground glass. I hate him so much. Borek is even worse tho. Him and Kołtoń can die in a fire.
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Jun 15, 2018 20:17
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Motherfucker just mistook Quaresma for Ronaldo. Dementia is setting in. He also is biologically unable to pronounce any foreign name. Juskowiak constantly spits into the mic.
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Jun 15, 2018 20:52
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Terminally Bored posted:Motherfucker just mistook Quaresma for Ronaldo. Dementia is setting in. He also is biologically unable to pronounce any foreign name. You can forgive this because there is not a single non-polish person who can pronounce a polish name
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Terminally Bored posted:Hearing Szpakowski makes me want to chew ground glass. I hate him so much. TVP has the absolute worst commentator teams in the world. Not just football. Every single sport. Szaranowicz and Szpakowski should have been sent to the glue factory along with everyone else they booted in 1989. It could be just superstition, but we lose every game commentated by Szpakowski. Still, for all their faults, at least they know something about football, imagine this being on Polsat or worse, TVN.
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Gigi Galli posted:You can forgive this because there is not a single non-polish person who can pronounce a polish name Nah, plenty of Englishmen can speak proper Polish after a few drinks.
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mackintosh posted:TVP has the absolute worst commentator teams in the world. Not just football. Every single sport. Szaranowicz and Szpakowski should have been sent to the glue factory along with everyone else they booted in 1989. It could be just superstition, but we lose every game commentated by Szpakowski. Still, for all their faults, at least they know something about football, imagine this being on Polsat or worse, TVN. Iwanski + Dębowski are good handball commentators. Szpakowski is the worst. I prefer Polsat because no Szpakowski, Borek is inoffensive in the way lukewarm water is and Hajto is so bad it's actually hilarious. Edit: That being said, do not let Iwański commentate football (which was the case for some time). He just does not give a single poo poo about the game. Awesome in handball though. dex_sda fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Jun 16, 2018 |
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Jun 16, 2018 13:00
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Also big lol at Twarowski leaving nc+ for some podcast only for it to be closed after four months.
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Jun 16, 2018 15:05
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Poland, you have a good ref
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Alexeythegreat posted:Poland, you have a good ref he's usually poo poo but he brought out the best this game could have been, so gj I think Clattenburg had a lot of effect on how refs approach the game - let it be more physical and try to control the chaos. When it works, the games are amazing. When it doesn't it's a Chelsea vs Tottenham shitshow
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Alexeythegreat posted:Poland, you have a good ref He's the Polish Howard Webb. Literally. Universally loathed and accused of favouritism towards Legia. He's usually dependable, though he's had some bad matches in his past. Well trained in VAR, considered an expert. He hasn't had a massive howler since VAR was introduced, though he does tend to ignore it in Ekstraklasa games.
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One of my best friends is Polish and he reminds me daily that both Italy and Canada didnt qualify but the Poles did so i hope they getting loving trashed by some top poo poo tier teams Thats my Poland story
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That's a pretty weak arse Poland story tbh.
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