law and order: burger law

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > law and order: burger law

mags: Can't post for 60 minutes!

coroner: "you say they call this place a grill?"

Det TG Fridays: "That's right."

coroner: "Well that can't be."

Fridays: "Why's that?"

coroner: "This burger-"

Fridays: "yeah?"

coroner: "grill lines are fake. And see here...?"

Fridays: "Yep."

coroner: "You only get this dryness if you are a flattop cook and you press the burger with your spatula. Never press, Fridays."

Fridays: "Why's that?"

coroner: "It dries out the meat."

mags fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Jun 19, 2018

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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