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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

Losing my poo poo about Biggs Darklighter.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Look at this name I got from a bosmer name generator. Hinorolros Camogrove

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Ah yes, *chuckles softly* you've yet to face Wyndynmir the Morphling Toilet, aye? Take this, *hands you (5) Gold Shmokes & Pancakes*

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015

Wormskull posted:

Look at this name I got from a bosmer name generator. Hinorolros Camogrove

The great 3rd Era noble of Alcaire - I know him well.

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001
Increase difficulty to Blood and Broken Bones. Choose courageous conversation options. Fast attack, light armor skills. Quen, Igni, Aard. Oils are your friend.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

swimsuit posted:

does the witcher 3 have collectable cards for all of the milk maids you do sex w/

Grow up you little poo poo.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Reprisal posted:

Increase difficulty to Blood and Broken Bones. Choose courageous conversation options. Fast attack, light armor skills. Quen, Igni, Aard. Oils are your friend.

I was doing all this poo poo before you said anything for the record.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

The real challenge so far is finding clothing that doesn’t make G look like a circus oaf with a big belly.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

The real challenge so far is finding clothing that doesn’t make G look like a circus oaf with a big belly.

Theres a jacket that's called like halberdier armor you can craft that's like a longcoat and looked cool

I'm sticking to heavy armor cause I like the clank clank sound it makes as you move

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

if you aren’t wearing bright stripy pants then what’s even the point

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Wormskull posted:

Ser Gwwnneed map Ttweylleyen: Oi you blodgering elfsbitch whore! To the dragon's cock with you knifeass!

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

I still don't totally get who the wild hunt are because i didn't read most of the lore, but i paid a lot of attention to the cockney midget swearing about a statue's balls

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Like the random Gaelic names the wild hunt is basically a rip off of the similar Irish thing where a bunch of fae assholes ride around hunting people for fun. But they want Ciri for some reason? This game never made any sense to me overall really

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Nilfgaard

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I like the names. And in my opinion the bar is already quite low for naming schemes in open world RPGs

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

net cafe scandal posted:

I like the names. And in my opinion the bar is already quite low for naming schemes in open world RPGs

Lol

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

Witcher 3 is ploughin fun

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

net cafe scandal posted:

I like the names. And in my opinion the bar is already quite low for naming schemes in open world RPGs

Lmao

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

I like the names. And in my opinion the bar is already quite low for naming schemes in open world RPGs

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


lmfao

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

jesus

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

i wonder how many kids out there are actually named Dovahkin or Noctis or something

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


Lmao

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Larry Parrish posted:

Like the random Gaelic names the wild hunt is basically a rip off of the similar Irish thing where a bunch of fae assholes ride around hunting people for fun. But they want Ciri for some reason? This game never made any sense to me overall really

It’s been a while since I played or read the books but iirc they’re a kingdom of elves that fled to another world that occasionally cross back into the Witcher world for slave raids and stuff. They want Ciri because the power in her special blood would let them open a portal big enough for a full-scale invasion instead of small raids.

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Lmao

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

south park timmy voice: humphraaauuy

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Pic of Gerald in the bathtub

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I wish I could go back and play Witcher 3 for the first time again.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I killed the griffin and I'm going to Virginia to find my gf. I would stick around White Orchard more but every question mark I explore has monsters too strong for me at this time. Just going to stick to the story for now

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I killed the griffin and I'm going to Virginia to find my gf. I would stick around White Orchard more but every question mark I explore has monsters too strong for me at this time. Just going to stick to the story for now

white orchard is the tutorial zone so you're not missing a ton (i found all the ?s, but i think i spent like 15 minutes fighting one bear, lol).

velen is huge, there are some ?s that are too high level until the end game and some you literally can't get to until later, and also there are a ton that open up through the main story. before you leave velen, though , if you haven't found the Fools Gold quest, look up its location and find it IMO, it's a fun one.

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