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Glory to Dear Leader and His prophet, Butts. Preechr fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jun 20, 2018 |
# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 07:08 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 06:51 |
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Shy posted:I like your ironic nazi logos. For all that we used to get called nazis in this game, only one pubbie has ever actually figured it out... and he was creepily supportive of it. We switched to blatant Al Qaeda imagery after that.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 07:20 |
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Psycho Landlord posted:This is the worst post I have ever seen in the history of all these threads Turn on your monitor But yeah.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 00:20 |
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You can also do this using the Hideki holoemitter. Turn it on, sidle up close, turn it off.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2018 00:24 |
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Just use the GEP gun until you unlock the thermal cloaking aug.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 02:52 |
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Cyrano4747 posted:looks like they finally got around to evicting my dil alts from old DS9. Every now and then the thread goes on a magical mystery tour of FYAD.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 23:39 |
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Before Borticus went on one of his regularly scheduled fun purges, the Nicor was actually one of the top ships in the DPS meta for all the burning sci console hijinks.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 16:42 |
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Oh, look, scam citizen just copied one of the intrepid kitbashes and is selling it for $gently caress! Hahahahahaha It’s a pretty bad day when you’re stealing from Star Trek Motherfucking Online.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 09:28 |
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Had some pubbie rage and call us all trumpkin chuds the other day. That’s unusual; it’s far more common to get raged at as some kind of social justice snowflake. Pubbies haven’t learned that I’m whatever pisses them off. I can go from bootstraps to fully automated luxury gay space communism to suit the mark.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 00:03 |
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Back in my day, we used to juice up the CE during its absorb phase to maximize pubbie death. Is that even possible anymore?
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 00:22 |
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Then you actually have a decent amount of acceptable-to-good content ahead of you, spiced with some truly awful grinds. Most of these grinds are not necessary for you to progress and consume content, save for some of the delta rising garbage. You can now play a Romulan, which was Cryptic’s attempt at an actual story for your character. If you remember how crappy the original fed intro was, make a new character to experience the new one, it’s better and it makes fun of the old one in places. Klingons now actually have an intro. I wouldn’t make your Jim until you’ve played through to the current content on another character first. TOS federation is another viable start, but do it after the regular fed start and decide where you want to go from there; they are identical after their intro series. Skills are now completely different than before and also completely better. Your traits are now configurable on the fly. Efficient barely matters anymore so use whatever boffs you want, except if you’re romulan. Romulans get +crit chance and cloak buffs. There is a new currency called dilithium, you get it from doing everything but can only refine 8k per day. There is more, but that should be the gist of it if you last played in season 5-ish.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 08:08 |
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The best times in Kerrat for me was before the carrier rework. A Vo’quv with energy siphon drones and polaron turrets was a goddamn nightmare. Get too close, and it’s all over but the screaming.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 20:57 |
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I haven’t watched STD, nor will I. The media hype for it was ridiculous. They were touting bullshit like “the first female captain!” Bitch, Janeway exists and was great. “First captain of color!” Motherfuckers, you did not just forget the Sisko, who was not only the first black captain, but also the best captain.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 04:03 |
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I love how an 8 year old successfully robbed us while all the pubbie spies couldn’t pull it off. That kid was a hero.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2018 18:23 |
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super sweet best pal posted:See also the time they lagged Risa trying to implement a script to remove cover shields. Or the time they accidentally reverted a fix from years before when implementing some dumb new thing, which allowed certain nameless disreputable sorts to trigger particular emotes up to their fps, bringing the instance to its knees.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 10:39 |
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Cythereal posted:Gorn are apparently going to be in Discovery S2. Given what the discoklanks and their ships look like, though, I don't have high hopes for the Gorn. Calling it now, they’re going to be scaly titty lizards.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 22:46 |
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I may even log in for this one. That and the sweater.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 04:22 |
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Gaul was right. Death to the Kobali, and also Talaxians.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 01:18 |
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Playable B’Ger when?
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2018 20:10 |
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Hexenritter posted:wow, some sad sack must've got their panties in a knot and reported my Klingon's name because now it's "Badname #######", loving talk about pathetic They added variants of your name to the ban list years ago, around the same time as P’nus.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 01:42 |
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They badnamed Child Gornography and various slurs against bronies, truly every day we grow further from Dukat’s light.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 04:18 |
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Dukat was as right as Gaul was, which is to say 100%.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2018 06:18 |
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It’s been power creeped, but it’s ok.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 05:48 |
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Cyrano4747 posted:For a game to be interesting you need a fail state We call it “Borticus”
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 18:37 |
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That’s our borticus!
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 20:38 |
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That’s because the servers need to spin up a shuttle instance. It was slow because nobody in the entire game had been in or vacated a shuttle instance in the last 10 minutes. Once your first character forced a new instance, it was quick for every other one. Same with lots of player bridges. Oddy bridges load fast because pubbies prefer them for their sex palaces.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 00:55 |
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Remember, as always, save Hitler.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 18:48 |
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Every time you use the word “smirk” you are fined 2 million EC. If you go into the negatives, you can’t utilize the chat system at all until you’re back in the black.
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# ¿ May 18, 2019 03:32 |
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My favorite part about OG lockboxes was how if nobody had won a ship in the past ten minutes, the game would poll a list of characters, find one that wasn’t currently online, and then broadcast to the server that that character had opened a ship.
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# ¿ May 21, 2019 15:41 |
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# ¿ May 28, 2019 19:45 |
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DancingShade posted:They've found their new generation of people with bad judgment to sell internet spaceships to. Huzzah.
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# ¿ May 28, 2019 22:39 |
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hakimashou posted:A small price to pay to rid the world of these despicable casinos
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# ¿ May 31, 2019 13:58 |
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I remember being the first to discover how to bring the war to Qo’nos, assassinating the chancellor, and then using worf as a ghostbusters gun medium to kill players. That was a glorious time, and they didn’t fix it for years.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 00:19 |
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I miss old CE, where you could deliberately pump up the boss during an absorb phase to make sure it killed all the bad pubbies.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 17:03 |
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Moon Slayer posted:That's a sex toy. It has a glowing urethra at the tip of the glans that spews out rainbow-trailing fighters.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 07:12 |
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super sweet best pal posted:I miss Trendy. These people don’t deserve Trendy.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2019 05:59 |
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Ritznit posted:Oh yeah I figured it wasn't all gonna be like that. But it's admittedly amusing when I get told "it's stuff that wasn't good enough for the actual episodes" and I happen to try one and yeah it's terrible. You are truly missing out on great content, like recovering the 4 clickable artifacts of the Borg Third Dynasty.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2019 05:57 |
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Post your @handle here, someone will get you in to the fleets and channel.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2019 13:47 |
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Ritznit posted:Sure thing! My handle is @perrydotto#7947 You have a channel invite to TheNextGooneration. Once you’re in, ask someone for a fleet invite.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2019 17:05 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 06:51 |
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Probably terrified of Hong Kongers using xmpp to spread pro-democracy messages E:^^ there used to be a whole mission about halfway through the game where the floor ceased to exist 4 years ago
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 22:03 |