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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


[WP] All humans are mind readers, but their ability doesn't work on other humans. We don't realize this until aliens visit for the first time.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
[WP] After a recent consultation you discover there is in fact a spirit living in your home. Fed up, you jokingly write a note to the spirit asking for half of the rent. You come home the next day to find that the spirit has payed the rent, but in an unexpected way.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
help I can't stop

quote:

[WP] Your dad gives you a Sketchpad as a gift for your 30th Birthday, you think it's a strange basic gift but soon realise that any world that you draw, once finished becomes an alternative reality that you can enter through the page

nerd plus rage fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Jun 26, 2018

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

syscall girl posted:

[WP] After a recent consultation you discover there is in fact a spirit living in your home. Fed up, you jokingly write a note to the spirit asking for half of the rent. You come home the next day to find that the spirit has payed the rent, but in an unexpected way.


Lmao

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

nerd plus rage posted:

help I can't stop




Amazing

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

nerd plus rage posted:

help I can't stop

No one wants you to stop

:five:

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006





Why does he need a 3d printer if he has magic?

Going hogwild over here.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

quote:

[WP] Everyone has a number floating above their head that shows how important they are, from 1 to 7.5 billion. You do something insignificant and your number suddenly jumps from 3,058,118,643 to 1.


quote:

[WP] Low on resources, humanity begins to send scouts into outer space to find a new home. Today, the first shuttle came back, way ahead of schedule.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

syscall girl posted:

[WP] After a recent consultation you discover there is in fact a spirit living in your home. Fed up, you jokingly write a note to the spirit asking for half of the rent. You come home the next day to find that the spirit has payed the rent, but in an unexpected way.


I drew one for this but then you did it better oh well

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

nerd plus rage posted:

I drew one for this but then you did it better oh well


On the other hand, "do you take payment in GHOST BLOWJOBS?" is a truly magnificent sentence

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


A poo poo catroon for a poo poo prompt


Look the one was just a bar fight I had once, ok?

SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT
Oct 14, 2016

A thinking, breathing house? You're mad!
[WP] A genie has maliciously twisted a wish yet again. Too bad he just hosed with the wrong wizard.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jaguars! posted:

A poo poo catroon for a poo poo prompt


Look the one was just a bar fight I had once, ok?

Hahahahahahaha

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



Jaguars! posted:

A poo poo catroon for a poo poo prompt


Look the one was just a bar fight I had once, ok?

Haha

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Holy poo poo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Please keep this thread going for at least four more days I don’t have my tablet with me and I want to post in it so bad.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Applewhite posted:

Please keep this thread going for at least four more days I don’t have my tablet with me and I want to post in it so bad.

Just stuck it until 1st July 4u.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Jun 27, 2018

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


:vince:

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:

[WP] A genie has maliciously twisted a wish yet again. Too bad he just hosed with the wrong wizard.



I want to know the wizard's boob-related wish

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



StandardVC10 posted:

On the other hand, "do you take payment in GHOST BLOWJOBS?" is a truly magnificent sentence

GHOST BLOWJOBS is also a pro-tier username.


:eyepop:

SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT
Oct 14, 2016

A thinking, breathing house? You're mad!

bitterandtwisted posted:

I want to know the wizard's boob-related wish

The truth is the wizard wished for boobs but the genie made them too big and now he has back problems and comfortable, well-fitting bras are expensive and hard to find. loving genies.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

bitterandtwisted posted:

I want to know the wizard's boob-related wish

"I wish I could be intimate with my wife one last time."

Ligament
Jun 12, 2018
Biscuit Hider

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011





EDIT: Some of these prompts jfc

DrSnakeLaser fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jun 28, 2018

mynameisbatman
Oct 3, 2008


oh my god

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


This thread owns.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

This thread owns.

Almost makes me with I had any talent for such things.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
oh wow, water is now invisible

everything is different now? I guess subs are obsolete, but that's about it

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

ElGroucho posted:

oh wow, water is now invisible

everything is different now? I guess subs are obsolete, but that's about it

Since humans are like 90% water does that mean we become like 90% see through?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Pussy Quipped posted:

Since humans are like 90% water does that mean we become like 90% see through?

"Hey, hon? Could you, um, could you put a shirt on when you eat?"

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Phy posted:

"Hey, hon? Could you, um, could you put a shirt on when you eat?"

Alex Jones: "no"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

ElGroucho posted:

oh wow, water is now invisible

everything is different now? I guess subs are obsolete, but that's about it

Everything smells of piss everywhere.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Isn't that kinda the plot if the movie martyrs?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
One of their mods is obviously an insane fetishist. Scroll down. Every theme Thursday for months, or at least as far as my scroll wheel took me, is explicitly about pain. Every single goddamn one.

Someone should mspaint a monitor with lotion and Kleenex and just scroll those prompts across. I won't be back at a computer for a while but Jesus Christ

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Yes, it's the martyrs, except for the "your choice" part

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

ElGroucho posted:

oh wow, water is now invisible

everything is different now? I guess subs are obsolete, but that's about it

Is the stuff in the water invisible too? If not, I can't imagine it would actually change how see through water is in most situations. I mean, I guess you wouldn't see it coming out of faucets and in your glass and poo poo, but they lakes and ocean and mud puddles and everything else would still be full of dirt and silt and fish and poo poo. Like, water is already 80% invisible who cares.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
the fish have nowhere to gently caress now

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