Ranking the Starter QBS

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

1-32: Andey

# ? Jun 26, 2018 03:41

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# ? May 5, 2024 16:58

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Derek Carr is the king of needing 40 pass attempts to hit 200 yards passing, he's pure trash whether his pinky is hurting or not

The YPA argument hasn't been used since 2014

# ? Jun 26, 2018 03:47

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

I want DFG to explain how Austin Davis is even on that list.

# ? Jun 26, 2018 12:37

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Cavauro posted:

Jewlian Edelman

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# ? Jun 26, 2018 12:40

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

1-32: Andey

I think you'll find that #1 is co-shared by the Wonder Twins Carson Wentz and Nick "Big Duck" Foles but &e Dalton can have the rest.

# ? Jun 26, 2018 12:49

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

OP, are you planning on updating your rankings regularly? It�s been a couple days since that ranking list was made, it�s probably time to re-evaluate it.

# ? Jun 26, 2018 13:06

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Only list that matters :thurman:

1. QB Eagles
2. QB Bills
3. Joe Montana
4. Warren Moon
5. Dan Marino
6. Phil Simms
7. Boomer Esiason
8. Dave Krieg
9. Steve DeBerg
10. QB Browns
11. Jim Everett
12. John Elway
13. Steve Young
14. Don Majkowski
15. Troy Aikman
16. Jay Schroeder
17. Ken O'Brien
18. Vinny Testaverde
19. Steve Walsh
20. Wade Wilson
21. B.J. Tolliver
22. Bubby Brister
23. Mark Rypien
24. Erik Wilhelm
25. Chris Miller
26. Scott Mitchell
27. Kelly Stouffer
28. Andre Ware
29. John Fourcade
30. Cody Carlson
31. Jim McMahon
32. Frank Reich
33. Jack Trudeau
34. Timm Rosenbach
35. Steve Beuerlein
36. Tom Tupa
37. Stan Humphries
38. Mike Pagel
39. Gary Kubiak
40. Jeff Carlson
41. Anthony Dilweg
42. Mike Elkins
43. Chuck Long
44. Hugh Millen
45. Jim Harbaugh
46. Rodney Peete
47. Mike Tomczak
48. Marc Wilson
49. Marc Vlasic
50. Rick Strom
51. Tony Eason
52. Jeff Hostetler
53. Rich Gannon
54. Babe Laufenberg
55. Jeff George
56. Steve Grogan

# ? Jun 26, 2018 16:03

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

fartknocker posted:

Only list that matters

1. QB Eagles
2. QB Bills
3. Joe Montana
4. Warren Moon
5. Dan Marino
6. Phil Simms
7. Boomer Esiason
8. Dave Krieg
9. Steve DeBerg
10. QB Browns
11. Jim Everett
12. John Elway
13. Steve Young
14. Don Majkowski
15. Troy Aikman
16. Jay Schroeder
17. Ken O'Brien
18. Vinny Testaverde
19. Steve Walsh
20. Wade Wilson
21. B.J. Tolliver
22. Bubby Brister
23. Mark Rypien
24. Erik Wilhelm
25. Chris Miller
26. Scott Mitchell
27. Kelly Stouffer
28. Andre Ware
29. John Fourcade
30. Cody Carlson
31. Jim McMahon
32. Frank Reich
33. Jack Trudeau
34. Timm Rosenbach
35. Steve Beuerlein
36. Tom Tupa
37. Stan Humphries
38. Mike Pagel
39. Gary Kubiak
40. Jeff Carlson
41. Anthony Dilweg
42. Mike Elkins
43. Chuck Long
44. Hugh Millen
45. Jim Harbaugh
46. Rodney Peete
47. Mike Tomczak
48. Marc Wilson
49. Marc Vlasic
50. Rick Strom
51. Tony Eason
52. Jeff Hostetler
53. Rich Gannon
54. Babe Laufenberg
55. Jeff George
56. Steve Grogan

thats a lot of words to not say brett favre

# ? Jun 26, 2018 16:51

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

fartknocker posted:

Only list that matters

18. Vinny Testaverde

32. Frank Reich

35. Steve Beuerlein

46. Rodney Peete

All played for the Panthers.

# ? Jun 27, 2018 00:28

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Please rank them by how much sex they've had in their life.

# ? Jun 27, 2018 02:00

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Silly Burrito posted:

Please rank them by how much sex they've had in their life.

Provable or no

# ? Jun 27, 2018 03:52

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Silly Burrito posted:

Please rank them by how much sex they've had in their life.

#1: Matt Stafford

#WhoCares: Everyone Else

# ? Jun 27, 2018 04:39

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

a neat cape posted:

Provable or no

This is strictly up to your list standards.

# ? Jun 27, 2018 11:28

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Silly Burrito posted:

Please rank them by how much sex they've had in their life.

consenting ?

# ? Jun 27, 2018 18:39

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

EmbryoSteve posted:

consenting ?

football players and consensual sex don't go together

# ? Jun 27, 2018 21:27

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Cavauro posted:

Jewlian Edelman

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:masterstroke:

# ? Jun 27, 2018 21:37

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Play posted:

football players and consensual sex don't go together

Aaron Rodgers has never had sex, and never will

# ? Jun 27, 2018 23:44

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

He�s been loving the North for years

# ? Jun 28, 2018 06:26

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

DaFrugalGamer posted:

So football season is a month away and I'll jeep and updated list of QBS

First off I'm ranking them.on how good they are

1. Andy Dalton
2. &e
3. Good Andy
4. Dalton, Andy
5. Andey
6. #14
7. Bad Andy
8. Carson Wentz
9. Kirk Cousins
10. Alex Smith
11. Matt Stafford
12. Andrew Luck
13. James Winston
14. Red Ryder BB Gun
15. Andy Dalton
16. Tyrod Taylor
17. Nick Foles
18. Dak Prescott
19. Blake Bortles
20. Cam Newton
21. Jared Goff
22. Joe Flacco
23. Marcus Mariota
24. Eli Manning
25. Sam Bradford
26. Ryan Tannehill
27. Jimmy Garappolo
28. Patrick Mahomes
29. Austin Davis
30. Derek Carr
31. Case keenum
32. Josh Mcown
33. Jacony brisset
34. Mitchell Trubisky
35. AJ mcarron

# ? Jun 28, 2018 15:55

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

1. A-Rod's collarbone

# ? Jul 14, 2018 13:34

Beethovens Fist Symphony: Oct 21, 2008; Oven Wrangler

Okay but how can you have 35 starting QBs when there's only 32 teams hmmmmm? :smuggo:

# ? Jul 15, 2018 02:45

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

~The top 5 quarterback's~

1. Joe Montana
2. Arron Rogers
3. Mike Vick
4. Jake Plummer
5. John Elway

# ? Jul 15, 2018 02:53

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Eifert Posting posted:

swap good andy and bad andy and you got yourself a list

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:06

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

Starter QBs ranked by jerseys I own:
1. Marcus Mariota

# ? Jul 18, 2018 03:27

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Can we get this list by the only metric that matters? Who has the hottest GF/Wife. Willing to consider Mom if they don�t have a GF for Joe Flacco.

# ? Jul 18, 2018 16:58

Sheen Sheen: Nov 18, 2002

Gatts posted:

Can we get this list by the only metric that matters? Who has the hottest GF/Wife. Willing to consider Mom if they don�t have a GF for Joe Flacco.

This would certainly be the only list where AJ MCarron ranks in the top five

# ? Jul 18, 2018 17:36

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ciara

# ? Jul 18, 2018 21:02

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Gatts posted:

Can we get this list by the only metric that matters? Who has the hottest GF/Wife. Willing to consider Mom if they don’t have a GF for Joe Flacco.

Now that Jay Cutler retired the #1 spot is open

# ? Jul 18, 2018 21:08

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I wanna know which QB has the ugliest wife. That is much more interesting.

# ? Jul 19, 2018 15:41

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I wanna know which QB has the ugliest wife. That is much more interesting.

Agreed, the vast majority have hot wives that were like the prettiest girl on the women's soccer/volleyball team at their college.

But which one is willing to look beyond the skin (or is just a chubby chaser)?

# ? Jul 19, 2018 18:17

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I wanna know which QB has the ugliest wife. That is much more interesting.

tom brady lol

# ? Jul 19, 2018 19:46

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

tom brady lol

Your QB's wife is a living stick figure with a Stepford Wife head glued on.

# ? Jul 19, 2018 20:28

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Hmmm, Jared Goff doesn't seem to be attached to anyone. Could LA give us the first out QB?

Case Keenum's wife is probably the most "normie" by conventional standards.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jul 19, 2018

# ? Jul 19, 2018 20:36

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I'm sure some LA chick will get her claws into Goff soon, and when that happens he'll be like putty in her hands

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Hmmm, Jared Goff doesn't seem to be attached to anyone. Could LA give us the first out QB?

Case Keenum's wife is probably the most "normie" by conventional standards.

I liked her in Hard Knocks. At that point Case was a total journeyman who hadn't really made a lot of money and she just seemed really cool and like they got along well.

# ? Jul 19, 2018 20:45

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Cam needs to put a ring on it, that's all I'm saying.

# ? Jul 19, 2018 21:24

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Your QB's wife is a living stick figure with a Stepford Wife head glued on.

please don�t disparage Kristin cavallari like this

# ? Jul 21, 2018 15:22

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Hmmm, Jared Goff doesn't seem to be attached to anyone. Could LA give us the first out QB?

Case Keenum's wife is probably the most "normie" by conventional standards.

please leave my quarterback's wife alone

# ? Jul 27, 2018 03:32