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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao he's not wrong

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44610872

quote:

Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has called God "stupid", sparking anger in the largely Catholic country.

In a televised speech, he slammed the story of Adam and Eve's fall from grace in the Bible and the logic behind the Christian concept of original sin.

Mr Duterte is well known known for his outrageous statements and unfiltered attacks on his rivals.

While the church and many citizens condemned his remarks, his office said he was expressing personal beliefs.

The president has in the past also criticised the Pope in crude language and has racked up a string of other statements widely deemed as highly offensive, cruel or misogynist.

His latest comments came at a speech in Davao, the city he governed as a mayor before running as president.

Asking "Who is this stupid God?", Mr Duterte criticised the Biblical story of creation and Adam and Eve being thrown out of the Garden of Eden after they ate the "forbidden fruit".

"You created something perfect and then you think of an event that would tempt and destroy the quality of your work," he said.

The president also slammed the concept of original sin - whereby all humans are tainted by Adam and Eve's wrongdoing - saying: "You weren't born yet, but now you have original sin."

"What kind of religion is that? I can't accept it."

https://twitter.com/kaesuin/status/1011448668543578112

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


that duterte got elected in phil despite openly despising catholicism is pretty impressive

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

lmao

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
he's fkn whacked out of his mind on narcotics and idk hopefully he will get hung from a cross over it

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
*looking through the bible* poo poo all these stories suck!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
duterte is a man of logic

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Philippines is cucked

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Imagine keeping the inbred monarchical name of a country after the colonizers leave just lmao

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

that duterte got elected in phil despite openly despising catholicism is pretty impressive

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

that duterte got elected in phil despite openly despising catholicism is pretty impressive

what makes you think their chuds are more sincere in their faith than our chuds

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
if you ask me, he didn't go far enough

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Darkman Fanpage posted:

duterte is a man of logic

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

slamming the sheer dumbassitude of christian theology is fine and good but unfortunately it doesn't cancel out being a murderous fascist

lol at how :qq: it's making everyone though

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

Slamming the state religion is one hell of a move.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

wtf i love duterte now

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

all these pages in this bible and not a single star wars or akira reference smdh

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Duterte says outright god his dead, while our wannabe fasch who'se never been to a church service in his adult life is still kissing evangelicals asses and they have to pretend like he's one of them.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

The Nastier Nate posted:

Duterte says outright god his dead, while our wannabe fasch who'se never been to a church service in his adult life is still kissing evangelicals asses and they have to pretend like he's one of them.

the virgin trump vs the chad duterte

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Mariana Horchata posted:

he's fkn whacked out of his mind on narcotics and idk hopefully he will get hung from a cross over it
killing drug dealers to wipe his debts

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

how dumb do you have to be to do the one thing you're not allowed to do in the Philippines

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf
Drugs are a hell of a drug

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
watch it not matter

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
nothing matters OP!

youre doomed OP!!!


GOOD LUCK OP!!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I never said it mattered I think it's funny

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Duterte says outright god his dead, while our wannabe fasch who'se never been to a church service in his adult life is still kissing evangelicals asses and they have to pretend like he's one of them.

How does Putin fit into this?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Darkman Fanpage posted:

*looking through the bible* poo poo all these stories suck!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Darkman Fanpage posted:

*looking through the bible* poo poo all these stories suck!

I like the one where a drunk guy builds a big boat and puts all the animals on it and then comically has to spend 40 days keeping the lions from eating the zebras.

Ali Alkali
Apr 23, 2008

The Nastier Nate posted:

I like the one where a drunk guy builds a big boat and puts all the animals on it and then comically has to spend 40 days keeping the lions from eating the zebras.

It is better when he gets of the boat, gets drunk, fall asleep naked and then one of his sons gets his bloodline damned for looking at his dads dick.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
he peaked with sandstorm anyway

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i know dunking on religious myths can be very easy and very :goonsay: but the noahchat reminded me of something

isn't it canon in abrahamic religion that we're all the product of rampant incest? twice over???? first was adam and eve being everyone's parents and then noah's family turned into a giant fuckfest as soon as they hit dry land. not to mention only two of each animal species :whitewater:

and then the christians showed up and said "y'all pagans are so degenerate we're gonna need u to convert or die now" like bitch go gently caress your dad or something

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

how the gently caress do you pronounce his name

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

that duterte got elected in phil despite openly despising catholicism is pretty impressive

it's almost like trump beloved by evangelicals while opening flaunting affairs with porn stars

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
also as it turns out duberte goes on r/atheism

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Uncle Wemus posted:

how the gently caress do you pronounce his name

du30

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017

Metal Cat has issued a correction as of 03:05 on Oct 24, 2021

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

science bless you, Duterte

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

humanity being the product of incest is a bible story that makes the most sense.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Duterte trying to make the full pivot to Jim Jones, I see.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


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