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I stayed with my aunt for like a week. My cousin was like 9 at the time and my aunt bought her tons of dolls that weren't allowed to come out of their packages. They all ended up in box on shelves in my aunt's spare bedroom. Three walls of shelves. From the floor to the ceiling. Hundreds if not thousands of silent eyes staring at me while I slept. Watching. Listening. Waiting for me to let my guard down. Even know I see them in my minds eyes. Twisted smiles and lifeless faces. Pale white china ghostly in the moonlight. Suffice it to say I did not jerk it in front of those dolls.  So yeah, tell me a story from when you were younger. It doesn't have to be about dolls but, you know, I'd prefer it. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Jun 28, 2018 |
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a doll fingered me hth
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Jun 28, 2018 15:15
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gbs but from 2004 posted:a doll fingered me hth ... The doll has little to no agency. Chances are you just did some solo butt-stuff with a barbie.
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Jun 28, 2018 15:15
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Literally A Person posted:... it was ken he hammered my hole with his fists and shoulders
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Jun 28, 2018 15:19
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When I was younger there was no internet and it was good.
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Jun 28, 2018 15:21
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my stepdad kept an entire human skeleton under the bed in the guest room. it didn't seem weird to me at the time because I was 5 but now i look back on it i wonder where he got that skeleton and no longer wonder why he was so scared of the police all the time
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Jun 28, 2018 15:24
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:my stepdad kept an entire human skeleton under the bed in the guest room. it didn't seem weird to me at the time because I was 5 but now i look back on it i wonder where he got that skeleton and no longer wonder why he was so scared of the police all the time Was it just a pile of loose bones in a cardboard box or was it professionally strung and set up with a hook for hanging in an anatomical display rack?
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Jun 28, 2018 15:27
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My grandpa gave me my first rifle when I was 6. He spent the day with me teaching me gun safety and shooting it with me. Then, I was able to go hunting with my older cousins. It was all very cool.
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Jun 28, 2018 15:30
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When I was a boy you could buy a single cigarette and match from the newsagents. Halcyon days...
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Jun 28, 2018 15:32
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John_A_Tallon posted:Was it just a pile of loose bones in a cardboard box or was it professionally strung and set up with a hook for hanging in an anatomical display rack? loose
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Jun 28, 2018 15:33
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When I was younger computers had 16kb of memory and ran at 2mhz. You kids with your 486 DXs!
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Jun 28, 2018 15:36
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When I was a kid, I went to visit my dad a few states away (parents divorced a few years earlier). While there he bought me an Entertech water gun. I was allowed to take it on the plane with the business end sticking out of the end of my carry on. For reference it looked like this... Nobody cared.
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Jun 28, 2018 15:37
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when i was a kid the world had a lot of problems but was gradually becoming a better place for everybody, one where in the future humanity would unite to tackle our greatest challenges and eventually spread through the stars
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Jun 28, 2018 15:41
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The coke was much better. Weed was worse, tho.
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Jun 28, 2018 15:43
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Mozi posted:when i was a kid the world had a lot of problems but was gradually becoming a better place for everybody, one where in the future humanity would unite to tackle our greatest challenges and eventually spread through the stars lmfao
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Jun 28, 2018 15:44
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A new kid moved to my school in 5th grade named Nate. He seemed cool enough at first, but we pretty quickly realized that he lied. A lot. And not the normal kid lies. These were massive lies that we saw through even as dumbass kids. He found oil in his basement and it made his parents rich. A leprechaun came to visit him in the backyard. He saw a UFO and the alien fought his grandpa. His mom was a porn star (I dunno what screwed up mentality causes you to say that). But we stayed friends because it was a small school and he lived just down the road from me. I was going to have dinner at his house one day, so I rode the bus over there after school. As we're getting ready to eat I blurt out "SO WHERE'S THE OIL WELL?". I think maybe our teacher had talked to his parents about his lying, because his mom got pretty pissed at this point. He started yelling at her, then he got grounded and his parents called my parents and I went home. He moved away in middle school, I hope he's doing okay. I looked him up on facebook before posting this, and the 2 guys with his name are a black metal guy who posted a lot of memes about eating pussy, and a really boring looking guy. I hope he's the metal guy.
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Jun 28, 2018 15:58
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i briefly considered learning the accordion.
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Jun 28, 2018 15:59
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gbs but from 2004 posted:a doll fingered me hth show the court on your balding mustachioed uncle where the doll touched you
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A Fancy Hat posted:A new kid moved to my school in 5th grade named Nate. He seemed cool enough at first, but we pretty quickly realized that he lied. A lot. And not the normal kid lies. These were massive lies that we saw through even as dumbass kids. He's doing great. Shocked the world by winning the election, in July he's going to give NATO the old what for!
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Jun 28, 2018 16:07
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I spent the weekend with family I didn't know very well. The kids all slept in the basement. One of my cousins tried to get his sister to give him a blowjob. I went upstairs to tell my grandparents and I walked in their room and my grandmother was holding a gun to my grandfather who was challenging her to pull the trigger. I went back to sleep and never stayed there again.
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Jun 28, 2018 16:16
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HumanDecency posted:I spent the weekend with family I didn't know very well. The kids all slept in the basement. One of my cousins tried to get his sister to give him a blowjob. I went upstairs to tell my grandparents and I walked in their room and my grandmother was holding a gun to my grandfather who was challenging her to pull the trigger. 
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Jun 28, 2018 16:20
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HumanDecency posted:I spent the weekend with family I didn't know very well. The kids all slept in the basement. One of my cousins tried to get his sister to give him a blowjob. I went upstairs to tell my grandparents and I walked in their room and my grandmother was holding a gun to my grandfather who was challenging her to pull the trigger. I was trying to think of something clever to say but this whole tiny story is pretty hosed up.
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HumanDecency posted:I spent the weekend with family I didn't know very well. The kids all slept in the basement. One of my cousins tried to get his sister to give him a blowjob. I went upstairs to tell my grandparents and I walked in their room and my grandmother was holding a gun to my grandfather who was challenging her to pull the trigger. Rural America in a nutshell
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When I was 14 I used to bike to this gym in my town to swim and workout and in the locker room they had an awesome steam room I used to sit in before showering and biking back home. One time I was sitting in there relaxing and this dude came in, sat next to me, took off his towel, grabbed my feet, and tried to give me a foot massage. My first response was like woah dude what are you doing and when I went to stand up and leave he snatched my towel off me and had this huge grin on his face laughing. For some reason the concept of him trying to molest me never came to mind until I remembered this happening a few months ago. I literally shrugged it off at the time and laughed about it thinking wow I wonder what that guys end goal was. I was a pretty dumb kid when I was younger thanks for letting me reflect on that in this thread
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Jun 28, 2018 16:25
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Literally A Person posted:I stayed with my aunt for like a week. My cousin was like 9 at the time and my aunt bought her tons of dolls that weren't allowed to come out of their packages. They all ended up in box on shelves in my aunt's spare bedroom. Three walls of shelves. From the floor to the ceiling. Hundreds if not thousands of silent eyes staring at me while I slept. Watching. Listening. Waiting for me to let my guard down. Even know I see them in my minds eyes. Twisted smiles and lifeless faces. Pale white china ghostly in the moonlight. Suffice it to say I did not jerk it in front of those dolls. you sound like the dude from silence of the lambs, get your bucket and lotion ready.
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HumanDecency posted:I spent the weekend with family I didn't know very well. The kids all slept in the basement.  HumanDecency posted:One of my cousins tried to get his sister to give him a blowjob..  HumanDecency posted:I walked in their room and my grandmother was holding a gun to my grandfather who was challenging her to pull the trigger. 
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When I was about 4 or 5, my mom and I went to pick up my brother from cub scouts. While the parents were standing around talking, the other scouts decided it would be fun to spin me around (where you grab someone by the hands/arms and spin real fast in a circle.) One of my cowboy boots came off, and the heel went right into my brother's face. My dad was deployed (navy) so I my mom dropped me off at the neighbor's house on the way to the hospital. They had a son my brother's age and a daughter my age, so from my perspective I got to have a fun sleep over. They put me in their daughter's room, and we played random games and poo poo. At one point she started dropping her pants and flashing me. I thought it was hilarious and did the same. Probably a good thing her parents didn't walk in on us.
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When I was around 10 years old, my dad took the handlebars off my bike and replaced them with a car steering wheel. I was the coolest kid in the hood. When I was 11, he built me a tank for neighborhood playing army fun. It was a radio flyer wagon with the shell of a washing machine welded on top and a garden tiller motor and drive wheels on the back. The cannon was a piece of pipe that I could put a handful of crab apples into and put a firecracker behind them. The breech lock was a piece of wood I held against the pipe. I was the coolest kid in the hood cubed. (until the opposing army figured they could just flank me and push it over and then I was hosed)
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When I visited my grandfather he'd give me twenty dollars. Then we'd play five card stud and he'd win it all back. This was teaching me cards and a lesson, according to him.
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Jun 28, 2018 21:03
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my dog died im sad posted:When I visited my grandfather he'd give me twenty dollars. Then we'd play five card stud and he'd win it all back. This was teaching me cards and a lesson, according to him. How are you at cards now?
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When I was younger, I lived in fear that incarceration of some kind was near. I check my head, intact with rules. I nearly became a goddamn fool. But I heard voices (not in the head– out in the air, they called ahead) Through ripped out speakers, through thick and thiiin they found a shelter underneath my skin
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Jun 28, 2018 21:47
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I had an uncle who got his ear all shot to gently caress in WW2 so they just cut it off and he had a hole in the side of his head. Scared the gently caress out of me at holiday dinners.
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Jun 28, 2018 21:59
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macdonal hamborkles posted:When I was a boy you could buy a single cigarette and match from the newsagents. Halcyon days... u can still do this where i live
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Jun 28, 2018 22:09
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Jellidelic posted:u can still do this where i live Me too. You can buy "loosies" for a quarter at the drive-thru convenience store near my old house.
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Jun 28, 2018 22:23
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when i was younger i was an ugly retarded bitch f*g loser shithead bitch. i still am, but i used to be one too
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Jun 28, 2018 22:41
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Tolkien minority posted:when i was younger i was an ugly retarded bitch f*g loser shithead bitch. i still am, but i used to be one too Circle of life, man. Circle of life.
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Jellidelic posted:u can still do this where i live Oh. Perhaps this isn't a 'yesteryear' thing and people just don't buy single cigs when they get old as gently caress...
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Jellidelic posted:u can still do this where i live some shops do this but i think its illegal  i normally buy a carton of 10 sketchy russian marlboro boxes for the same price as 3 would cost in a store
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Jun 29, 2018 09:24
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macdonal hamborkles posted:Oh. usually as you get older you can afford more than one cig but these are tough economic times
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:usually as you get older you can afford more than one cig but these are tough economic times word
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