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Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Zenithe posted:

Can confirm. Man told me it's lucky we don't have plastic bags as he would have choked me to death with it.

jfc that’s horrible. Hope you’re okay.

gently caress the SDA for bargaining that piece of poo poo EBA that makes workers worse off than they’d be under the award.

There’s never been a more exciting time to be an Australia and killing you’re self

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Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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JBP posted:

Yeah, so presumably he went gently caress this I don't have time to bounce around this lovely retail outlet looking for this thing I don't really want and they don't even have in stock.

I’m gonna side with ole Top Hat on this one. Why would I hand over money for lovely retail service when I can go home and buy it cheaper on the internets.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Why is childcare so expensive if child care workers are paid next to nothing?

Genuine question, as I have zero familiarity with the system.

edit: child care was from a few pages ago.

I’m quite happy to jump on the Daisy is dumb as hell bandwagon. And in the interest of gender equality so is Caleb.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Ah right. So just business as usual then. Thanks for the replies.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Anidav posted:

The Coalition is trying to turn Centrelink into a robot that climbs through your window and murders you.

And how are they going to fund this? They better not touch MY PENSION, which ISN’T WELFARE because I worked for 3 years in the 1970s.

*posted from one of my many negatively geared houses*

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Comstar posted:

People keep accusing her and then not providing any details or evidence.

From what I heard this morning on RN, she’s had enough and Littleproud is about to get served. Hopefully he gets bankrupted.

Littleproud or Lionhat?

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Hahahahahaha, keep digging you libertarian gently caress.

How many more days until he becomes “embattled” Senator David Leyonhjelm?

Though that probably won’t happen. If anything it’ll increase his share of senate votes.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Hey JBP, I’m sorry for your loss.

Was the guy hounded out of the scene for being a tasteless piece of poo poo that complained that “people didn’t get him” because he was an unfunny fuckhead?

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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That banker article is a lot of words for "people are flawed, and they also hate other people - sometimes irrationally so.'

Aunty has fallen so, so far. I rarely check the ABC for news any more.

That Murdoch article from Richard Cooke is extremely pro-click if it's the one he wrote for The Monthly. Absolutely fantastic summary of the first 60 or so years of Moloch's 100 year reign.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Barnaby is tweeting about QandA

He just couldn't lay low and stay out of the public eye while on leave, the loving idiot. Dude's hosed in the head.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Millennials aren’t buying healthcare

*big graph showing it disproportionately benefits older people*

*also millennials aren’t earning enough to worry about the Medicare levy*

Definitely the millennial’s fault and not the system. Nope. No problem with the system. Working as intended.

My wife works in public health and I’ll never go private. Seems like a total load of horseshit.

Re: ambulance chat. For a single in Victoria it’s $46 per annum. Pretty cheap insurance against a possible $1000+ bill.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Anidav posted:

Meet Australia's professional full-time part-timers

Australia is increasingly working part-time, full-time, as the number of professionals working two jobs surges.

I’m doing this. Full time 40-44 hours, then 16-32 hours part time. It’s not by loving choice - life in Melbourne is expensive, and I’m attempting (poorly) to save a deposit for a house that I’ll likely never actually be able to afford.

Senor Tron posted:

Let's say we increase our spending by 1% of GDP (so an extra 17 billion a year). Does Abbott really think that would save us if China actually went on the offensive against Australia?

Hey cobber, you seem to have forgotten about THE ANZAC SPIRIT, which allows our fighting diggers the ability to overcome any obstacle.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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The Before Times posted:

mate just get a better paying job


(jk that must suck. I could not deal with f/t and p/t jobs at the same time. you are obviously a very hard worker so good on you, just wish it wasn't necessary just to afford a loving house)

froglet posted:

Jeez, that sucks. :(

I worked full time + part time for a little while, but even though I was super young at the time I recognised how insanely unsustainable it was. I hink I lasted about three months before I quit one of the jobs.

Thanks for the kind words, but I’m really lucky that my part-time employer is super helpful and understanding of my full-time commitments.

I’m hoping I don’t need to do it too much longer, but I’ll keep chipping away until I have enough for a deposit!

Property: it only goes up guys, it’s a sure thing, you’re a fool if you don’t have at least 7 negatively geared properties! I just need to get a foot on that ladder in order to become a tent seeking slumlord. Then I can become full-on class traitor.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Local Labor candidate for VIC state election was at the shops this morning handing out brochures.

I, of course, told her to gently caress right off and that I’d never vote Labor after what the previous Labor member did. I then lectured her for 15 minutes about how The African Gang Problem was ruining Melbourne and how I’m afraid to go outside in the evenings.

Nah, I actually just smiled and politely said “no thanks” and kept walking.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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JBP posted:

Did she reapply for her visa? We must have a pretty efficient processing arm if so.

The Saturday Paper wrote that Lionhat spoke to The Potato to get it fast-tracked/fixed.

Edit: or it was never blocked/applied for in the first place in order to create an adversarial narrative?

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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GoldStandardConure posted:

what does the other m stand for?

Maritime.

Recent merger of the MUA and CFMEU.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Anidav posted:

The article below it on the front page is asking for the public to forgive Malcolm Turnbull.

Forgive him for anything specifically?

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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snoremac posted:

Sky News reaches 52 million Australians yearly.

Best performing show on Foxtel isn’t praise for the show, it’s an indictment on the complete joke that is Foxtel.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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MysticalMachineGun posted:

"We are doing this without your taxes" fact check, please. Where did that women in sport money go again?

Don’t mention the $30 ($) million blank cheque. That would be uncouth.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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JBP posted:

*Straightens tie and looks down barrel of camera one*

Autism.

:lol:

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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I don’t know a single person that’s overly concerned about ‘African Gangs’ or about going out in Melbourne.

The Hun and Channel 7 are cancers that need to be excised from the glorious Socialist Republic of Victoria.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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ewe2 posted:

Speaking of media lies:


Of course, NewsCorp will still send a team so everything is fine :tif: But it is a rare showing of intestinal fortitude by the CPG and should be encouraged.

Jesus wept. Front page spread in the Telegraph about how good things are over there for asylum seekers, and by God what are these people complaining about? It’s a tropical paradise.

And not a single Australian press outlet to say otherwise.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Anidav posted:

BILL'S BUDGET BOOSTS BOAT BLUDGERS.

How much longer till you're doing the front page, comrade?

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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The man who got us through the GFC without a recession is a bad treasurer. Righto.

The author of this piece is a loving idiot. Was this filed as an opinion piece or as news?

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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The Peccadillo posted:

That's pretty dope, providing the service while withholding the profit

Surely not as good as withholding the service though

The employer is still paying wages and running costs without collecting revenue.

Employees get paid, commuters don’t get hosed around with schedule changes and the company lose a day of fares. That seems like the best possible outcome imo.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Anidav posted:

I dunno this building is quite large and we hire out the spare office space for all kinds of stuff, a lot of it not even political.

News Corpse diversifying away from selling papers into an enterprise that actually makes money.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Was it Hockey or Morrison that added the lovely coloured bar graphs to everyone's tax returns thinking that it would highlight how much was being paid to "bludgers" when all it really shows how much we spend on aged pensioners and middle class welfare?

I think it's pretty hosed how the heading for that section is "welfare" when it should probably just be "social services" or "transfer payments" or something way less judgemental.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Periphery posted:

Yet another reason why the apartment market is going to absolutely poo poo the bed: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-25/residents-in-apartments-slugged-thousands-to-change-power-supply/10029842


Wouldn't surprise me it this also happened with other things like internet etc.

I live in a building with one of these embedded power networks. They charge above the market rate and it’s impossible to get out of. It’s hosed.

But then I’m looking into some future apartments being constructed under a capped-profit and ethical/sustainable model and they’re planning on embedding their own networks. And making the claim that it’ll be green energy at 60% of the market price of fossil fuel energy. Also planning to install their own 100/100 fibre lines and charging 75% of market rates.

The development is still a few years away, but it sounds good in theory.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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I want to shank every loving boomer that complains about young people with their iPhones and holidays.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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froglet posted:

Do any of you folks still have that picture saved where on the left was all the people who wanted to imprison kids indefinitely and the right were two MP's who didn't? (I think one was Adam Bandt and the other an Independent)

If so, any chance you could share it with me?

I’m phone posting. But it was Andrew Wilkie and Adam Bandt. If you GIS those two and house of reps or something it’ll be in the first few images.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Is she back from Ireland?

Being interviewed from the cruise ship buffet.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Man with big salary due to being a part of the machinery of government rails against there being a government.

The guy’s only in a job because the illiterates that voted for him didn’t read all the way across the ballot paper. Truly the most Australian way of being elected.

Dude McAwesome fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Jul 26, 2018

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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How are Vic Libs going to get any funding whatsoever now?

I’m genuinely interested in this. If big donors can’t pump tens/hundreds of thousands of dollars into the party, where do they get money from?

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Fairfax’s TV news is looking slick. Real respectable.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Another big win courtesy of Bill Shorten's popularity and charisma.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

what did albo do this time?

Bought into the News Corpse hype that he was Labor’s Chosen One.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Recoome posted:

I have some friends who are baked-on Albo fans and it's a real weird cult of personality I think

Yeah, I don’t get it.

But I hate everything to do with Sydney and NSW. So that could have something to do with it.

Victoria and Bill Shorten for life!

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Why do young liberal women have such large foreheads?

More like fiveheads.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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JBP posted:

They're animals.

So are we.

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Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

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Please send Senator Cash to prison. Please and thank you.

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