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Peanut Butler





what beer are u bringing?

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Manifisto


I would love to bring a case (or keg) of dad breakfast but someone will need to brew it for me first :(


ty nesamdoom!

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Two hearted ale
All frosty in glass
Your lips it has passed
Now you're drunker than drunk
I can hear as you tap on the bar
I am sipping on beer where you are
I am sipping on beer where you are

And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your stein

Jedrick fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Jul 2, 2018

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Bring your own beer
Bring your own mead
If you come here
You can even bring :weed:

Be your own boss
Or an Idiot King
It would be awesome
If you brought your own thing!

You can bring your own books
Or your own baggage
Everyone here looks
Like that old adage,

"If you're first time new,
Or you've been here before
Wipe your feet and please leave
Your troubles at the door!"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:nattyburn:

Peanut Butler



I like how many good things are coming from this silly lil joke

Manifisto


Jedrick posted:

Two hearted ale
All frosty in glass
Your lips it has passed
Now you're drunker than drunk
I can hear as you tap on the bar
I am sipping on beer where you are
I am sipping on beer where you are

And they'll be placing fingers through the notches in your stein

Splatmaster posted:

Bring your own beer
Bring your own mead
If you come here
You can even bring :weed:

Be your own boss
Or an Idiot King
It would be awesome
If you brought your own thing!

You can bring your own books
Or your own baggage
Everyone here looks
Like that old adage,

"If you're first time new,
Or you've been here before
Wipe your feet and please leave
Your troubles at the door!"

MockingQuantum



a frosty lager
memories of winter chill
one sip, two: relief


thank you luvcow for the sig

Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo

I prefer Bud Ice 40oz. Bonus they make great molotovs

Cyberpunkey Monkey fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Jul 10, 2018

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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
a pilsner whose label looks like a low-cal domestic beer's so no one will try to steal it


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

3dou

The best kind of sex is VHS.
nearby market has a bunch of foreign beer, and they finally started selling 12 packs of Żywiec. they also have 4 packs of Warka and Leżajsk, all very good!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I brought Urban Chestnut's Zwickel


alnilam

unban chestnut

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

unban chestnut


ToxicSlurpee

-=SEND HELP=-


Dead guy ale. It's just so good and there's a skeleton on the bottle!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Splatmaster posted:

Bring your own beer
Bring your own mead
If you come here
You can even bring :weed:

Be your own boss
Or an Idiot King
It would be awesome
If you brought your own thing!

You can bring your own books
Or your own baggage
Everyone here looks
Like that old adage,

"If you're first time new,
Or you've been here before
Wipe your feet and please leave
Your troubles at the door!"

$$$$$$

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

MockingQuantum



I should bring my own beer everywhere because I don't like IPAs

and a lot of people like IPAs and offer them to me

and I'm too polite to say no

so I just resent them later, while drinking good beer

but think of what'd be like if I could just draw a nice pils or ale or stout out of my fanny pack and be all like "nah my dude I'm covered"


thank you luvcow for the sig

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

MockingQuantum posted:

I should bring my own beer everywhere because I don't like IPAs

and a lot of people like IPAs and offer them to me

and I'm too polite to say no

so I just resent them later, while drinking good beer

but think of what'd be like if I could just draw a nice pils or ale or stout out of my fanny pack and be all like "nah my dude I'm covered"

I'm picturing an enormous fanny pack stuffed with 30 different beers that clanks and shifts awkwardly as you walk

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Luvcow posted:

I'm picturing an enormous fanny pack stuffed with 30 different beers that clanks and shifts awkwardly as you walk

Please don't clinkshame, this is my survival kit


MockingQuantum



hamjobs posted:

Please don't clinkshame, this is my survival kit

:monocle:

much better than the crappy kinkshame pun I was trying to puzzle out in my head, well done

Luvcow posted:

I'm picturing an enormous fanny pack stuffed with 30 different beers that clanks and shifts awkwardly as you walk

this is pretty much it, but tbf I shift awkwardly when I walk already, the beer just gives me the persona of a dashing problem drinker


thank you luvcow for the sig

Peanut Butler



you have to move around very carefully, wearing the beer belt, lest you make your beers all fizzy

yesterday night I had a BOULEVARD TROPICAL which is pretty good if you like ultra-grapefruity IPAs
and it features a PRETTY STRIKING CAN:


I had also two other kinds of beer but I cannot remember them

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
Im drinking a beer thanks for reading

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Twenty Four


Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:

I prefer Bud Ice 40oz. Bonus they make great molotovs

Not sure about but ice, but around here most of the 40oz are hobo-proof plastic now for this sort of reason.

I mean it makes sense, but my friend and I were disappointed in a joking around way.

Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo
It costs about 30 cents more than the plastic bottle of Steel Reserve, but it pays to be ready for revolution!

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WindmillSlayer

im smokeing weed


Piso Mojado

im an alcoholic :(


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Piso Mojado posted:

im an alcoholic :(

no! i am more alcoholic

edit: *more of an alcoholic, sorry really drunk here bc of my superior alcoholism

edit 2: just wanted to point out i am really drunk but such a good alcoholic that i can still make these edits with perfect spelling

Scrotum Modem

in well-stocked on bud (weed) and butt plugs. i'm out of beer.

Senior Management



I thought we were having this meeting because we all wanted to be able to stop drinking beer?

:jerry:

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Farecoal

There he go
w-weed beer??

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