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Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

This thread is for bragging about your public gaming exploits. That means someone had to be physically present to be impressed by your accomplishment. It doesn't have to be in an arcade but we already had a thread for rare achievements.

When Time Crisis was relatively new in the arcades I managed to get all the way to the last area on a small amount of quarters and when I turned around there was about 7-8 people watching me. Unfortunately I ran out of money before I actually got to the last boss, but it was definitely the most people I've ever had watching me play a game at once.

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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

I was playing Darkstalkers against the CPU (playing Morrigan) and two older kids stood behind me saying "drat the graphics in this are pornographic! Them titties hanging out, you love this poo poo right!" I got very self conscious and lost shortly thereafter.

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

P-Mack posted:

I was playing Darkstalkers against the CPU (playing Morrigan) and two older kids stood behind me saying "drat the graphics in this are pornographic! Them titties hanging out, you love this poo poo right!" I got very self conscious and lost shortly thereafter.

Well, that's more of a public humiliation than an accomplishment, however, it's pretty funny so I will increase the scope of the thread to include shameful gaming.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

i put quarters into both slots in a house of the dead cabinet and dual wielded the pistols and a crowd of kids and teens gathered around me, i was like 10 and lost on the second level and they all went "aww!" and offered me more quarters lol

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

extremebuff posted:

i put quarters into both slots in a house of the dead cabinet and dual wielded the pistols and a crowd of kids and teens gathered around me, i was like 10 and lost on the second level and they all went "aww!" and offered me more quarters lol

That's some pretty sweet tech that the kid with only 50 cents could benefit from. Sadly, he cannot afford to use both pistols at once.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
Tfw girls try to talk to you at the bar when you're in the zone on a pinball hot streak

SoR Blaze
Apr 12, 2006
First of all you gotta prepare yourself for your visit to whatever arcade
you have in mind. There ain't nothing to it if yer already quite a personality
at yer local arcade, but if ya plan on venturing somewhere new, you can
take the first step towards crowd pleasing via the attitude you take with
you. Here are a few suggestions:

The M.I.B. Agent: Yup, wear a black suit, black everything, and shades.
Walk with your head held up high, chest out, stomach
in. Look everyone in the eye, be as stiff as you can
be, but look very comfortable once you sit on the MvC2
stool (don't slouch!). Show no emotion whatsoever, 'cept
maybe for an eyebrow raise once in a while, when he
lets you eat a super. Make no unnecessary and abrupt
actions. Stay calm, and never show any signs of surprise
or frustration when the opponent pulls off something
big. Be careful with your hands. Don't let them reveal
your true feelings of excitement.

The Nerd: The entire opposite of the M.I.B. agent. Wear clothes that don't
match, thick eyeglasses, and DON'T comb your hair. Don't even
shave if you usually do. Bring some school supplies, especially
those ultra-thick Math and Science books, or even an encyclopedia
if you really wanna dig in to the act. Now give a couple o'
shy, very shy, smiles to some of the people before you play.
Slouch a lot and keep your face very close to those buttons.
Make sure you look more at those buttons than at the screen
itself. When playing, be as oblivous as you can be from the
world around you.

The Politician: Give everyone you see a nice, warm smile and welcome them
with a handshake or even a hug. When you are challenged,
comment on how cool his style is, and try giving him an
optimistic speech even as he is already losing the match.
Be very willing to give some advices as to how certain
moves and combos can or should be used, but don't forget
to tell him that his combos and style of play has potential.
As for the audience, always talk to one or two or even
all of them as if you're trying to convince them that
the other guy is a very good player (only you are better,
heheheh)

The Loudmouth: Well obviously the only thing you'll have to remember to
successfully portray the Loudmouth is to never stop talking
(correction: yelling) on just about everything that is
happening in the game. Like when you've just been thrown,
yell, "WTF WAS I THINKING!? WHY DID I FALL FOR THAT?" and
when you get a super to connect, "IN YOUR FACE!! HOW DOES
THAT FEEL!!??". Get the point? As for clothing, just wear
something comfortable, or something really loose, and I
mean really. Be as proud of yourself as you can be, but
refrain from spilling any comments not related to the game.
If you do your act right, even your opponent might laugh
a bit. Try it, it feels good =p

The Professional: Wear the typical office-worker type of attire (coat
and tie, pressed everything, etc.) and greet everyone
with a quick nod. Bring some folders and binders with
lotsa files falling out---intentionally. An almost
useless pair of eyeglasses will also help improve your
image. Formally introduce yourself as someone who'll
either head an MVC2 Official Strategy Guide, an MVC2
website, or a reseach on the psychological effects
and/or epileptic tendencies of prolonged exposure to
video games. Now in the middle of the match cry, "Wait,
wait!" and proceed with taking down some notes. Ask
some personal info from your opponent like familylike,
working life, lovelife, etc.

The Pokemon Trainer: A scrubby red-and-white cap, a scrubby black shirt
[inspired by and blue vest, scrubby jeans, and scrubby rubby
Miguel Raya] shoes and you're ready to go. Now choose some really
wacky characters like Amingo and Sonson or even some
serious yet out-of-this-world ones like Shuma Gorath
and Anakaris. And here's the fun part: let's take
Amingo for example: whenever you plan to do a super
or a special move, yell something like, "AMINGO,
RUSH ATTACK!" and proceed with the rush. If you're
gonna ask for Sonson's help, then yell first, "GO,
SONSON!" and if you're gonna switch to Shuma Gorath
then yell, "SHUMA GORATH, I CHOOSE YOU!" or "AWW,
AMINGO, R U HURT? RETURN! SHUMA GORATH, GO!" You
know you could even bring a Gameboy of some sort
and try to "analyze" your opponent's characters
or even your opponent! ;)

The Fanatic: Dress as your favorite arcade character. 'Nuff said.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Beecock

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
that era was before my time. but i like to think i could have

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


I got pretty good at DDR in the late 90s/early 2000s and would regularly play it at a movie theater arcade on the weekends. Lots of people waiting for their movies to start would gather, watching us dorks bounce and contort our bodies, "dancing" to horrible approximations of Eurotrash electronica.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I fought against a guy from Singapore on fightcade who plays Akuma and I guess he's notorious cuz 4 or 5 people were spectating.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
oh, actually, i got invited to an official gran turismo live race in germany a few months ago which was livestreamed and had like money prizes and that kind of thing. but i didn't go since it was in germany and im not fast enough to win at the esports level. i just qualified because of my online rank which was something like 4th in the uk and somewhere just inside the european top 50 at the time.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
I get a ton of admirers with my souls game character creations, but thats about it

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial
A crowd of women saying "there there" and running their fingers through my hair after watching me sink 10 pinballs in a row with 0 points

Xbox Ambassador
Dec 23, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT BEING THE BIGGEST CRYBABY ON THE FORUMS
All the time for DDR and Bemani games

Xbox Ambassador
Dec 23, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT BEING THE BIGGEST CRYBABY ON THE FORUMS

zenintrude posted:

I got pretty good at DDR in the late 90s/early 2000s and would regularly play it at a movie theater arcade on the weekends. Lots of people waiting for their movies to start would gather, watching us dorks bounce and contort our bodies, "dancing" to horrible approximations of Eurotrash electronica.

Don’t post like this

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Once at an arcade in Japan I was strolling around the ufo catcher section on the ground floor. I had played a few games, trying to win a big plush kirby and some dragon quest stuff, when I noticed a man about to win an exceptionally difficult ufo catcher game. The flimsy claw held aloft a gigantic box with an anime babe statuette. I didn't think it was possible to win in these kinds of machines. The tension was instantly insanely high. As I stood there watching the claw lost its grip and the huge box fell on to the rim, where it rocked precariously for what seemed like ages, only to topple down into the dispenser. The dude held back a fist pump and glanced around looking simultaneously victorious and embarassed, like he had won an epic battle worthy of being broadcast worldwide, but the trophy was a busty anime babe after all so it was kind of embarrassing. But only I was there to witness this victory against all odds. I gave him a thumbs up, which he returned. Then I played Dodonpachi and got to the third stage on a single quarter, drawing no crowds. Thank god for being able to practice on mame emulators.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

i got to stage 6 in gunbird 2 on a cabinet with sticky, disgusting happ parts. no one was watching or cared tho. also it has 7 stages and i've never 1cc'd it. i did get the high score tho. farewell.

VWVWV
Jan 19, 2010

Me and a friend would play Lucky & Wild at the local movie theater, but since I was the 50 cent kid and he actually had money I always gave him both guns. He would holler at me like I was his getaway driver and the employees there really ate it up.

I could get pretty far into the ESWAT and Strider machines at this weird youth church place outside of town with my friends cheering me on, but those were on free play I guess.

Xbox Ambassador
Dec 23, 2004

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VWVWV posted:

Me and a friend would play Lucky & Wild at the local movie theater, but since I was the 50 cent kid and he actually had money I always gave him both guns. He would holler at me like I was his getaway driver and the employees there really ate it up.

I could get pretty far into the ESWAT and Strider machines at this weird youth church place outside of town with my friends cheering me on, but those were on free play I guess.

Mods rename him The 50 Cent Kid

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


one time at the movie theater I had a small crowd of 3 or 4 jort dads watching me play sub zero in MK3, probably because i knew a 6 hit combo (hp hp lp lk hk b+hk) and a fatality (blk blk run blk run)

when i finally died I turned around and they all looked down and walked away

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Xbox Ambassador posted:

Mods rename him The 50 Cent Kid

It’s already taken.

Xbox Ambassador
Dec 23, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT BEING THE BIGGEST CRYBABY ON THE FORUMS

owl_pellet posted:

one time at the movie theater I had a small crowd of 3 or 4 jort dads watching me play sub zero in MK3, probably because i knew a 6 hit combo (hp hp lp lk hk b+hk) and a fatality (blk blk run blk run)

when i finally died I turned around and they all looked down and walked away

JORT DADS LOL

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011


Hit too close to home?

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Bolverkur posted:

Once at an arcade in Japan I was strolling around the ufo catcher section on the ground floor. I had played a few games, trying to win a big plush kirby and some dragon quest stuff, when I noticed a man about to win an exceptionally difficult ufo catcher game. The flimsy claw held aloft a gigantic box with an anime babe statuette. I didn't think it was possible to win in these kinds of machines. The tension was instantly insanely high. As I stood there watching the claw lost its grip and the huge box fell on to the rim, where it rocked precariously for what seemed like ages, only to topple down into the dispenser. The dude held back a fist pump and glanced around looking simultaneously victorious and embarassed, like he had won an epic battle worthy of being broadcast worldwide, but the trophy was a busty anime babe after all so it was kind of embarrassing. But only I was there to witness this victory against all odds. I gave him a thumbs up, which he returned. Then I played Dodonpachi and got to the third stage on a single quarter, drawing no crowds. Thank god for being able to practice on mame emulators.

when i was in japan i had a single japanese man silently sneak up behind me watching me get to the third stage of dodonpachi without dying and then when i died i banged the cabinet in disgust and he scuttled away scared of my sudden angry white man outburst

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

trying to jack off posted:

when i was in japan i had a single japanese man silently sneak up behind me watching me get to the third stage of dodonpachi without dying and then when i died i banged the cabinet in disgust and he scuttled away scared of my sudden angry white man outburst

He wasn't scared. Respect the Game.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

ddr

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

I did but it wasn't because I was good or anything, the local Chuck e cheese had a single battletech pod and I spent some birthday party in it almost the whole time and a big line of.kids formed around it wanting to play. I kept telling them that they could play when I died or ran out of.time and kept secretly sliding in tokens so it would never end.

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

no

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

It was a big motion pod that had several other games on it and when I finally ran out of tokens the kid after me spent his 50 cents on a drat virtual rollercoaster ride.

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
I was so poor my first trip through college I had to hustle people at Mortal Kombat III for quarters. I'd beat them with the unbreakable human smoke 100% combo.

Shameful, but I was hungry.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
I cleared Sega Super GT and 4 people were watching. They seemed impressed.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
At my local mall arcade, I was the resident expert at Dragon's Lair (1983-ish laserdisc game), so a small crowd would gather to watch. As far as I know, I was the only regular there who could play it all the way through.

Later, at the arcades scattered around the UT campus area, I'd get some people (mostly other players) watch me play Hard Drivin' and Race Drivin', which were sit-down Atari driving "simulators" of the early '90s. There was a small group of hardcore players who would try to beat each other's high score and/or Championship Lap.

daddy anime
May 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Lumpy the Cook posted:

It’s already taken.


Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

I got a KO in that boxing game where you hold the gloves, and I heard applause. I turned around and there were 4-5 people standing behind me watching. Then I lost the next one and they all went "Awww" and walked off.







Inverse: When DDR first came out, I couldn't figure it out and this fat kid holding an ice cream cone said, "You suck at dancing."

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

when I was playing Pac man CE 2 on a crowded subway these 3 drunk ladies were standing over me and saw the screen and one of them said drat it's like Pac Man took a molly!

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
For our senior trip in high school everyone went to the local amusement park but it was a super lovely and rainy day so most people just stayed inside the shops and stuff and a buddy and I played through the entirety of Time Crisis 2 as an increasingly large crowd gathered to watch (there was nothing else to do). We probably spent like $7 total so it wasn't like it was an impressive gaming feat, but once you get far enough you get pressured into finishing it, which we did.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

In Training posted:

when I was playing Pac man CE 2 on a crowded subway these 3 drunk ladies were standing over me and saw the screen and one of them said drat it's like Pac Man took a molly!

lol

Der-Wreck
Feb 13, 2006
Friday nights are for Wapner!

This wasn't exactly in an arcade but some friends and I put on a pinball art show and were featured on some geek culture show. Tried to show off my insane nudging skills but ended up tilting the machine... Played it off all cool on TV but I'm still secretly embarrassed about it to this day... Then again, we were able to bring out a big crowd for the show and it was pretty awesome having a bunch of people.

Der-Wreck fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jul 6, 2018

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
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