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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


:siren: National broadcasts not available on ESPN+ :siren: (all times Eastern)

July 7
LAFC vs. Orlando City - 4:30PM (Fox)

July 8
NYCFC vs. RBNY - 7PM (FS1)

July 15
Atlanta United vs. Seattle - 2PM (Fox)
LAFC vs. Portland - 6PM (ESPN)

July 21
Atlanta United vs. D.C. Untied - 3:30PM (Univision/Twitter)

July 26
Orlando City vs. NYCFC - 8PM (ESPN)
LAFC vs. Los Angeles Galaxy - 10:30PM (ESPN)

July 28
Portland vs. Houston - 9PM (ESPN)

July 29
Seattle vs. NYCFC - 5PM (ESPN)
Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Orlando City - 9:30PM (FS1)

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PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Should I buy All-Star tickets even if there's a 1% change Ronaldo will be there?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

PaganGoatPants posted:

Should I buy All-Star tickets even if there's a 1% change Ronaldo will be there?

No.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I would only go to the All-Star Game if you live near the stadium.

Houston and the Wings are in a lightning delay.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Still 20 minutes from kickoff.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

lmao

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Uh....when I last looked, LAFC was up 2-0 at 93' :psyduck:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

you know what they say, up 2-0 in the 93rd minute is the most dangerous lead

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Note to self: never turn off a soccer game, ever

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Toronto down 2-0 to Minnesota after 14'

lol

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Toronto suuuuuuuuck. I kept waiting for them to turn it around this season, but at this point I don't think they're gonna make the playoffs.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
the Quintero outside of the boot goal was siiick

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

camoseven posted:

Toronto suuuuuuuuck. I kept waiting for them to turn it around this season, but at this point I don't think they're gonna make the playoffs.

It's like last year was the result of some deal with the devil and now he's coming around to collect. I know they've had injuries but it's been kind of astonishing: was Jozy THAT important?

(unironically yes, he was).

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Apparently they are booing Bradley in Minnesota? Lol.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

El Jebus posted:

Apparently they are booing Bradley in Minnesota? Lol.

Haven't they been booing him everywhere in the US since last October for SOME STRANGE REASON?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

El Jebus posted:

Apparently they are booing Bradley in Minnesota? Lol.

Well they cheered him getting megged just then.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Toronto is really gonna miss the playoffs, huh

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not if they keep getting gifts like that one :wtc:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lol this is fun. :911:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Quintero :stare::stare::stare:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
I didn't even realise Bono hadn't started today, but I suppose we won't be seeing Irwin for a while after he got chipped TWICE from that kind of range.

edit: holy poo poo it was three times, I was in another room and missed the other one.

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jul 5, 2018

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

relegate toronto

just them, no one else

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Call me crazy, but I think we're not going to see a third straight Toronto-Seattle MLS Cup matchup.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Portland is back to being the only team without a hat trick, fun fact.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
FC Dallas gonna beat 80% of the all star team roster tonight.


Maybe.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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TwoStepBoog posted:

Portland is back to being the only team without a hat trick, fun fact.

And how high up is Adi for number of braces per game?

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

lol that 3rd quintero goal was audacious as hell

https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2018/07/04/hat-trick-darwin-quintero-gets-himself-hat-trick?autoplay=true

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I love Bradley just completely giving up after losing the ball.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thank you lucky-rear end deflection :woop: :woop:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Yeah Irwin was a clown car in goal for Toronto but holy balls Quintero was absolutely filthy :stare:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Besler is out and Russell is on the bench for SKC today. Amor covering for Besler which is cool with me. He's proven to be real fuckin good.
Croizet moved to wing which is interesting. He's never impressed me there, but it makes room for Kuzain in the middle and I want to see that kid ball.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thanks for ignoring that blatant foul that led to Colorado's goal ref :thumbsup:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
*skips fireworks to rappel into thread and yell “Bad Guzan”*

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

bad brad, bad.

also crossposting this https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1014683613730877440

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmaoooooo god bless america

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

paddyboat posted:

*skips fireworks to rappel into thread and yell “Bad Guzan”*

US goalkeeping is in trouble. They've started developing competent outfield players but now all of the goalies are bad.

Luis Robles 2022 when he'll be 38 and probably retired.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Shinjobi posted:

FC Dallas gonna beat 80% of the all star team roster tonight.


Maybe.

Boy what a topsy turvy game it turned out to be

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:lol:-Star Team

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
God. The Sounders really aren't worth watching right now. The transfer window can't open soon enough.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

shirts and skins posted:

God. The Sounders really aren't worth watching right now. The transfer window can't open soon enough.

Keep making GBS threads on them, it's working

e: WHY ARE WE SUBBING ON DEMPSEY FOR BRUIN?!?!?!?!? :stonk:

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