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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Game on

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

lmao

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Seriously y'all, check out this sick pass Horta delivered to find Ola Kamara for the Galaxy goal...too bad Horta plays for LAFC.

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1022700415979155457

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
El Traffico is purestrain gold.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Jozy is back from watching the tennis and is “like a new signing” according to the announcers

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
This announcer has said "Big Rod Fanni" a couple of times, and it's funny, to me

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
In a shocking development Josef Martinez has scored a goal

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
columbus is having their way with the red bulls. not even asking for consent or anything. gross as gently caress

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
3-0 columbus in 31 minutes. disaster

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
liddle Giovinco is so salty.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Russell is out for SKC to tonight. So that sucks.
But Gutierrez is starting. So that's good.

Also just noticed they only have 6 on the bench lol drat

TwoStepBoog fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jul 29, 2018

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I don’t know where Chicago found Sanchez, he’s fuckin poo poo and just let Fat Jozy score

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Rooney nutmegs Tim Howard for his first goal. It didn’t suck.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



chicago is really, really bad

we're bad, and they're so much worse

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I can’t remember Chicago getting out of their own end in the second half.

They play Bastian too deep and never learn that it’s a bad idea

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

trem_two posted:

In a shocking development Josef Martinez has scored a goal

:emptyquote:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

the man is insatiable

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I thought maybe I'd get to see him break the single season record when Atlanta plays Colorado in September, but it seems like he'll have set it well before then.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Rooney just got his face split open in the 95th minute. :stare:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Youch
https://twitter.com/jcmack03/status/1023388580931088384?s=19

thewizardofshoe
Feb 24, 2013

lmao that Barrios goal owned.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Glad Im missing the Sporting KC game lol

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Wayne Rooney: a goal, a post, a victory, 5 stitches above left eye and a broken nose. #dcu #mls


lol

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Okay he’s worth the money now.

United might be fun again.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Vermes about to join the list of MLS players and coaches who have taken a fine for calling MLS refs poo poo.

The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!
If Houston vs Portland ends 11v11, I'll be very surprised.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Caps-Loons has featured Two Bad Defenses and yet more evidence that Vancouver's Man of the Match award needs a new sponsor, but at 90 minutes I think I can finally breathe easy.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Alphonso Davies is rather good.

Dallan Invictus posted:

Caps-Loons has featured Two Bad Defenses and yet more evidence that Vancouver's Man of the Match award needs a new sponsor, but at 90 minutes I think I can finally breathe easy.
Minnesota was doing alright until that bizarre no-look backheel pass by Ibson in Minnesota's side of midfield was marched right back into their goal. That just loving killed them.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
:drat:
https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1023413542144409600

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Fanendo Adi just subbed in for his last game as a Timber. Fans were almost too busy booing Quito (SP?) as he meandered off the field before cheering Adi on.

Hoping he scores, because he always scores a brace.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

El Jebus posted:

Fanendo Adi just subbed in for his last game as a Timber. Fans were almost too busy booing Quito (SP?) as he meandered off the field before cheering Adi on.

Hoping he scores, because he always scores a brace.

Not a bad send off

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids tried a 4-4-2 and for some stupid reason put Wilson at #8, Acosta out wide, price at #10, and left Martinez in Denver. And it nearly worked in a tremendously ugly fashion.

Instead we get Howard showing he’s nearly done and Jackson learning to tuck his arms in. Shame. It was sad to see Rapids thug life make a return at the end, but then Price going a game without a yellow is just bizarre.

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jul 29, 2018

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thank you woodwork.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
How bad is Orlando this season?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Finally, something happened in this game.

Seltzer posted:

How bad is Orlando this season?

Very

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Seltzer posted:

How bad is Orlando this season?

they had 6 early wins and then everything caught on fire and died

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm watching the late game to see if Zlatan breaks the single game scoring record.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
God, Orlando to Seattle in four days is an awful trip.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you. More Sounders garbage goals please.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Love the MLS All Star Game commercial that ESPN keeps playing, featuring Juventus players that won't actually be in the squad.

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