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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Two chicks at the same time.

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clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Sounds like you’re hungry Lowtax.

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
- Learn the etymology of the term "bucket list" as it makes no sense on a cursory view

- Learn the etymology of the term "cursory view"

- Cross out everything on my bucket list

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
one day i hope to belch so loud and long that i throw up, and then someone else in the room also throws up

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
-Buy bread, milk
-Clean out fridge
-Take out trash
-Feed, water livestock
-Pick up prescription (butt)
-Go to post office

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


* Exosuit
* Space

I'm simple

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




1) Get Bucket

2) poo poo in Bucket

3) ...

4) Profit

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Waffle House posted:

* Exosuit
* Space

I'm simple

let me tell you about my bideo games

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

wide stance posted:

- Learn the etymology of the term "bucket list" as it makes no sense on a cursory view

- Learn the etymology of the term "cursory view"

- Cross out everything on my bucket list

"Kick the bucket" ya dingus

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

- eat McDonald’s on every continent (need Antartica to have a McDonald’s for this one but I’m holding out hope)

You can do the Antarctica McDonalds if you start one yourself.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Honky Dong Country posted:

let me tell you about my bideo games

I've filled my life with fun so far up to 30. Let's just shoot for the (real, actual?) moon with the rest of it.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Waffle House posted:

I've filled my life with fun so far up to 30.

That's adorable.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
- threesome with blonde american twins
- threesome with redheaded british twins
- threesome with blonde german twins
- foursome with my bro and blonde scandanavian twins, who are both taller than us

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

You can do the Antarctica McDonalds if you start one yourself.

Lol if you don’t think all the McDonald’s food ever made wasn’t made in the 80s and deep frozen in Antarctica and rationed out to the plebs. :tinfoil:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Die, sooner rather than later.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Die, sooner rather than later.

:glomp:

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I want to visit:
1. Argentina
2. Malta
3. The Balkans.

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

one day I will own this forum

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Minorkos posted:

one day I will own this forum

autobanning with goatse is, in fact, not an own on the forum

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Eat some more beans

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
* Make sure that "Earf" always redirects to "Earth" on Wikipedia.

* Put myself in cryogenic stasis and awake every 1,000 years to ensure this is still the case.

Node fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jul 9, 2018

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I want to be rich enough to go into stasis and wake up every thousand years to rip a wicked millennium fart directly in the face of the guy that woke me up. Then I'll eat cabbage, sausage, hard boiled eggs, and Taco Bell (because they'll win the Franchise Wars) before going under for the next 1,000 years to do it again.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Simon says: "Breath!" *Brrraaaaaap*

lilbeanbear
Jun 30, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Honky Dong Country posted:

I want to be rich enough to go into stasis and wake up every thousand years to rip a wicked millennium fart directly in the face of the guy that woke me up. Then I'll eat cabbage, sausage, hard boiled eggs, and Taco Bell (because they'll win the Franchise Wars) before going under for the next 1,000 years to do it again.

Won't you need to clean up your backside with a few shells too?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Honky Dong Country posted:

I want to be rich enough to go into stasis and wake up every thousand years to rip a wicked millennium fart directly in the face of the guy that woke me up. Then I'll eat cabbage, sausage, hard boiled eggs, and Taco Bell (because they'll win the Franchise Wars) before going under for the next 1,000 years to do it again.

taco bell wins the franchise wars but only japanese taco bell. enjoy your potato starch nachos and shrimp burritos bitch

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

The White Dragon posted:

taco bell wins the franchise wars but only japanese taco bell. enjoy your potato starch nachos and shrimp burritos bitch

idgaf, you're missing the forest for the trees here man

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
yeah the forest is eating taco bell every 1000 years right

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

The White Dragon posted:

yeah the forest is eating taco bell every 1000 years right

More that japanese or not it'd still be pale texmex low quality garbage guaranteed to turn your colon into a deathzone

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I've always wanted to rob a bank.

I've always wanted to see the Japanese country side.

I want to hang out with an orangutan and maybe get it high but I'm not sure if that's ethical.

I want to piss in public in Scotland.

I want go to Puerto Rico and do cocaine one last time with my friends and probably their uncle's ha ha.

I want to cum on a great work of art

I've always wanted to eat sushi off a naked lady

I want to do whippets in a hot air balloon

I want to run over poo poo in a big rear end monster truck

I think I've done everything else I've wanted this it. I just need to accomplish the above and I die a happy and fulfilled man.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
My bucket list consists of:

Holding a baby panda.
Get kicked out of a casino for card counting.


I really need to get some more good ideas...

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Lol if you don’t think all the McDonald’s food ever made wasn’t made in the 80s and deep frozen in Antarctica and rationed out to the plebs. :tinfoil:

Wait so what happens when they run out?? :ohdear:

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





- select a poster at random and spend the rest of my life stopping them from completing their bucket list
- make my dog immortal and also me immortal too probably

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Beet Wagon posted:

- select a poster at random and spend the rest of my life stopping them from completing their bucket list
- make my dog immortal and also me immortal too probably

I feel like there's a cruel A Boy and His Dog-ish joke here but son of a bitch I just can't find the right words.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
I want to eat fresh grilled sardines by the seaside in Portugal:coolfish:

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Jikes posted:

I want to eat fresh grilled sardines by the seaside in Portugal:coolfish:
Do you open the can before or after you grill them?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

- kiss a girl

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
its about the climb not the summit, or at least thats what I've figured

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
  • eat a grass

  • have a barf

  • finish stealing Lowtax's neckbones

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Oh man, ummm....

5 gallon pickle bucket from McDonald's

One of the HAZMAT barrels John Robinson stored those dead chicks in

The pot (bucket) of gold at the end of the rainbow....

umm

I dunno

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I’d like to have sex with an attractive woman without having to pay for it

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