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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Kuato posted:

I’d like to have sex with an attractive woman without having to pay for it

wouldn't we all, friend.

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DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
Give Lowtax money

Climb the Himalayas

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe

Sid Vicious posted:

I wouldn't mind having a few days off in a row some time

Hell yeah, that'd be awesome.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


1.Get the joke/pun "die-arrhea" out there into the world
2.Die of die-arrhea

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

i would like to try being an ant, or perhaps a spider some day

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
1 have a cock with a 7.5" girth
2 post about it and not post pictures.

lilbeanbear
Jun 30, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Devian666 posted:

1 have a cock with a 7.5" girth
2 post about it and not post pictures.

Post a link to that thread so we can get to 15 pages please.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

I believe in you! :shittydog:

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
-See someone get punched in the dick so hard that their head explodes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Wait so what happens when they run out?? :ohdear:

Let’s not think of such things. :nono:

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I wanna kill a man, just grab him by the throat and squeeze until he is dead. Just kidding, I would never do that... Unless provoked, all men I see in the future better read this post and remember it, the warning has been made right here and now.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Hustlin Floh posted:

-See someone get punched in the dick so hard that their head explodes

I'm pretty sure that this is one of those things where if you missed that specific fight at recess in elementary school you're just out of luck, it'll never happen again in your lifetime

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
uhh lowtax it is illegal to eat things online

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
my powers don't work on you but you're due for a time out

edit:
-self-actualize
-beat all the levels in monkey ball

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Bang stacys mom

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Encasing all of Twitter in concrete.

Truly understanding the meaning of the word "love"

Dying of weed overdose.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I've always wanted to post a thread calling out lowtax without repercussions

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm gonna do that

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
FYI cooked people smell good but I don't think their profession adjusts the flavor. This only matters if you are concerned mainly with taste.

Android Lust
Sep 2, 2012

Make a friend or find the love of my life on SA.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Build a functional sex robot out of things I find around the house



Try soup for the first time

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Persuade the OP, and owner of this site, the one and only Lowtax, our very own Richard Milhouse Kyanka, that the best way forward for the forums is to just transfer user account data only to a new system and not worry at all about past posts/threads, or until we get going, making the functions and appearance identical. At least that way it will hopefully cost less to run, and then it will be possible to make tweaks, changes, and improvements gradually, rather than the current rate of progress, which as we all know is going to stay zero forever because of cost reasons.

Maybe I'm wrong but I think most of us would accept a basic level of function for a while to get things going.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Dance with the devil in the pale moon light

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
can suicide be a valid entry on a bucket list

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I've smoked so many buckets

anyway have a nice day

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Make games for a Nintendo hand held ✔
Pay off student loans ✔
Die ✕

So close...

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

BovineFury posted:

Make games for a Nintendo hand held ✔
Pay off student loans ✔
Die ✕

So close...

hey do you mind contributing to my kickfundr

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




learn the language of the cats

i'm 70% there

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe
To have a moment where I do not lament my poor life decisions.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
1. Buy the forums.

2. Make everybody left of Reagan suffer excruciatingly as I let the air out of clownworld

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Foul Ole Ron posted:

To have a moment where I do not lament my poor life decisions.

this would also be lovely

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
1. For once in my life do something god drat useful and not just sit at home like a drat bum

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
be gay

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Get a glowing piece of that radical rock

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

ArbitraryC posted:

Two chicks at the same time man

Sorry....is this not automatic?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Situla
Water
Loader
Ice
Digging
Rock
Leather
Paint
Sand
Metal
Wood

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Taze a cop in the balls like that one girl.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Kuato posted:

I’d like to have sex with an attractive woman without having to pay for it

If you really think about it, she's the one who is ultimately paying a price

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lowtax posted:

If you really think about it, she's the one who is ultimately paying a price

:iceburn:

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onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
roundhouse a mugger through a plate glass window then deliver a snappy one-liner
hug a grizzly bear
know the touch of a woman
invent something revolutionary (like pants that suck you off)
win a series of big hands at a casino then get thousands of dollars of sushi - COMPED!
then go on a machine gun rampage at a casino that quickly disappears from the news soon after
fly a plane directly into the OP's balls
tell my lover that "the best meat's in the rump" then suggestively wiggle my butt at them

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