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What are the things you eventually want to do before you die? Mine is simple: * Stab and kill a farmer with a pitchfork * Get a degree in Professional College so I can figure out what number comes after 1,000,000,000,000 (don't spoil it for me) * Become a beefcake, a real hunk, a sight for sore eyes * Eat a living child while throwing a chessboard at Nancy Pelosi's head (I will not miss, I assure you) * Eat a cop * Acquire and then expose myself to that deadly Russian nerve agent that they use to kill spies (I won't die because I do not plan on dying yet) * Hold a daring bank heist * Eat a bank * Eat a farmer
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wide stance posted:- Learn the etymology of the term "bucket list" as it makes no sense on a cursory view "Kick the bucket" ya dingus
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Kuato posted:I’d like to have sex with an attractive woman without having to pay for it If you really think about it, she's the one who is ultimately paying a price
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Richard Cabeza posted:Goons looking for love is hillarious. Want a woman? Take your anime expectations and throw them out the window. Then get a job, don’t be creepy and you’ll be the kinda man a woman actually wants to be with.
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Who What Now posted:I believe they prefer to be called "asian-american", 'Taxmam
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