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ordered dill, got sweet, fml #pickleproblems |
# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:04 |
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just found out that salt & vinegar is basically pickle without the spices, shocked and saddened #pickleproblems
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:05 |
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tried to use a vinegar & herb solution as a natural cleaner, now i want to eat my countertop #pickleproblems
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:07 |
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my boi peter piper moved out of state |
# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:08 |
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A year ago I bought these crazy good German pickles at the store. They never had them again. |
# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:17 |
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got was told i was "in a real pickle", but found out that's just an idiom
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:18 |
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City of Glompton posted:got was told i was "in a real pickle", but found out that's just an idiom imagining you looking around you excitedly, maybe licking the walls or the air, and then the truth dawning on you and how sad you must have been |
# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:23 |
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i've got bad news chaps. my mom just told me the stork delivers babies, not pickles. i'm revising my plans to visit the bird refuge this weekend
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:31 |
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i ask for pickles on the side when i get my double cheeseburger at mcdonalds and instead of a crisp dill pickle spear i get a few little pickle chips. and despite my 10 minute long venomous diatribe at the pimply kid behind the counter all i get is a restraining order filed against me. no gently caress YOU JOEY I WANT MY GOD drat CRISP DILL PICKLE SPEAR I GAVE YOU $1.50 FOR THIS GOD DAMNED BURGER #pickleproblems
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# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:35 |
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well apparently Big Pickle doesn't want me growing pickles on the homestead. can't find pickle seeds online and at the nursery they just looked at me funny and laughed #pickleproblems |
# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:53 |
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Once the comic Don Rickles, Stuck his junk in a jar full of pickles, He said "ain't that a pip!" And just dipped in the tip, But stopped after quipping, "that tickles!" |
# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:56 |
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just had a disastrous dinner party. who knew pickles are not traditionally served as an entree? #pickleproblems
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 00:29 |
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the cucumber just showed up #pickleproblems |
# ? Jul 13, 2018 01:10 |
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My name is Edward. Haha, yes, I watch that show too, but no, my name is Edward. I'm Pickle Edward, ok? #pickleproblems |
# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:52 |
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have been waiting my whole life to see a unicornichon, was recently told there is no such beast #pickleproblems
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 03:03 |
I got a pickle at a gas station and it looked wet but it actually crumbled like dry dust in my mouth and I coughed a bunch of pickle dust out of my mouth in front of apretty girl who might have wanted to talk to me fml #pickleproblems ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:41 |
City of Glompton posted:i've got bad news chaps. my mom just told me the stork delivers babies, not pickles. i'm revising my plans to visit the bird refuge this weekend i've got good news for you glompglomp, turns out it's possums that deliver pickles but i've got more bad news, they only deliver them to other possums so either your l is still f'ed or, and I hope this latter is true, you have a giant ratlike prehensile tail you've never told us about
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 07:39 |
someone told me they had a pickle sandwich for me, got real excited turns out they meant they stuck a pb&j in some brine, now I gotta eat it and smile and nod and go "mmmm!" or their feelings will be hurt, fml #pbjickleproblems
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 07:40 |
The only problem is i don't have a pickle in my hand right now! | |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 08:19 |
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I asked for brine and they sold me salt and water?? |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 13:53 |
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This home pickle kit is just a sack of dill in a glass jar. |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 13:53 |
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It costs four hundred dollars and you have to use their proprietary cucpod system, but this is the future of smart pickle technology. |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 13:55 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:cucpod the coffee of choice for the alt-right |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 14:26 |
Amateur Saboteur posted:I could really go for some dill.. ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 15:19 |
I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 15:21 |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 16:19 |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 16:31 |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely lol
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 17:29 |
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But like, what ARE pickles? Where do they come from? We may never know.
I'm sewage flavored. |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:48 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:But like, what ARE pickles? Where do they come from? We may never know. a pickle tree duh |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:01 |
Yeah gosh duh theyre primarily harvested from the majestic pickle pine forests of Wisconsin Did your school never take you on a field trip to your local pickle orchard? cuked up if true
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:21 |
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Peter Piper at an AA meeting talking about "weaning himself off of pickled peppers" and is rudely interrupted by Bob Saget asking if he's ever "sucked dick for pickled peppers". #pickleproblems |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:59 |
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Pickle rickets |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 23:32 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Pickle rickets the result of my exclusively pickle-based diet |
# ? Jul 15, 2018 01:02 |
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City of Glompton posted:the result of my exclusively pickle-based diet you’re now the city of pickleton |
# ? Jul 15, 2018 02:15 |
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#whiskydick #pickleproblems
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# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:09 |
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WindmillSlayer posted:#whiskydick #pickleproblems #picklebackproblems |
# ? Jul 15, 2018 08:22 |
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AASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAA!!!! I"M A PICKLE #pickleproblems
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# ? Jul 16, 2018 00:15 |
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should my pickle have this many bones in it? #pickleproblems
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:05 |
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Luvcow posted:should my pickle have this many bones in it?
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# ? Jul 18, 2018 18:26 |