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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Shame Boy posted:

There's a personal injury law firm here that will periodically replace one of their normal billboards with one that looks like it's been graffiti'd over by someone mad at them that they got sued and lost a lot of money.

:thunkher: seems deceptive

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

ArmedZombie posted:

:thunkher: seems deceptive

The Florida Bar Association ruled a while ago that actually they'd rather make more money than have ethics so you can do all sorts of egregious poo poo in your ads now, like list specific amounts clients won. As a result most of them seem like an ad for a casino or the lottery or something now, like they basically say "I WON $500,000 AT THE TRIP AND FALL LAWSUIT CASINO!!" and show CGI money raining down over the screen and poo poo.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Shame Boy posted:

The Florida Bar Association ruled a while ago that actually they'd rather make more money than have ethics so you can do all sorts of egregious poo poo in your ads now, like list specific amounts clients won. As a result most of them seem like an ad for a casino or the lottery or something now, like they basically say "I WON $500,000 AT THE TRIP AND FALL LAWSUIT CASINO!!" and show CGI money raining down over the screen and poo poo.

lol florida

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

ArmedZombie posted:

lol florida

I remember seeing coasters and matchbooks branded with DUI lawyer ads being handed out in Florida bars fifteen years ago. Maybe that happens elsewhere too but it was pretty lol

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Shame Boy posted:

The Florida Bar Association ruled a while ago that actually they'd rather make more money than have ethics so you can do all sorts of egregious poo poo in your ads now, like list specific amounts clients won. As a result most of them seem like an ad for a casino or the lottery or something now, like they basically say "I WON $500,000 AT THE TRIP AND FALL LAWSUIT CASINO!!" and show CGI money raining down over the screen and poo poo.

lol, wasn't aware that was a florida-specific thing. So many ads for the scummiest contingency lawyers along I4.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

ArmedZombie posted:

lol florida

was in a cab in florida and he's talking about " back home" or something and my wife says "where are you from?"

he says cuba. i ask, "born in cuba?" he says, "no..."

like bitch my wife's parents were born in vietnam but she doesnt say she's from there. florida is such a shithole

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Harik posted:

lol, wasn't aware that was a florida-specific thing. So many ads for the scummiest contingency lawyers along I4.

Other states might do it too but I specifically remember when they made the decision to allow it here (it was on the local news) and almost overnight all the ads immediately switched to the new format.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Ruffian Price posted:

Je suis Vaas, an anti-semite.

did i ever tell you the definition of anti-semitism

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan
I actually have kind of a soft spot for our local ambulance chaser. He’s spent years putting up billboards with his Mr Clean visage mixed with The Rock eyebrow that say, “Misny makes them pay!”

These days you just see that quixotic expression on a white background with no text. If you know, you know. And he puts them up everywhere

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pomeroy posted:

The distinction is politically relevant. There's a reason capitalist states maintain an enlisted / commissioned distinction in the military, and not in civilian police forces. The officer corps is required to maintain control of the enlisted troops, precisely because if you tried to build a military with the same mechanisms that guarantee the political reliability of the police, it wouldn't function as an army. This is why there were military mutinies in February and October, when soldiers were sent against the public in a vacuum of legitimacy, while the St Petersburg cops swung clubs and whips until they faced guns, and then locked themselves up in the local jails and begged for the new authorities to send jailers so they wouldn't be dragged out and lynched in the street.

EDIT: under normal conditions, the ruling class can send the army to shoot down the people, if they have to, and that possibility, as already said, serves as a necessary backstop to the police. That said, habitually using the army for that purpose is bad for morale, requires skills distinct from what you want your army to be focusing on to wage even colonial wars, and tends to delegitimize the army and the state as a whole. Therefore, the advantage of developing a separate force, accustomed to constant repression, whose morale will not be eroded, and who can be specially trained for the purpose, and who do not need to be ready to wage war against actual armies in the field, and so can be coddled and pampered in such a way to assure their reliable hostility to the masses, even in a state of crisis where there is no clear legitimized political authority.

Letting the appearance of legitimacy break down is eventually dangerous to the ruling class too though. If laws and rules don't matter, and everyone understands they don't matter, then there isn't much keeping your cops and soldiers in line. Then you get a revolution and who knows who will end up on top afterwards.

Which is why guys who say the police should be allowed to do little a brutality, as a treat are idiotic assholes, not just assholes.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Lordshmee posted:

I actually have kind of a soft spot for our local ambulance chaser. He’s spent years putting up billboards with his Mr Clean visage mixed with The Rock eyebrow that say, “Misny makes them pay!”

These days you just see that quixotic expression on a white background with no text. If you know, you know. And he puts them up everywhere

Our local ambulance chaser unleashed this plague upon the nation by suing to overturn the state law board's rules banning advertising, leading to the federal courts saying "Oh yeah free speech, go loving nuts".

Now his heavily plastic-surgeried face is all over about half the billboards in town

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

World War Mammories posted:

did i ever tell you the definition of anti-semitism

Anti-semitism? I 'ardly know'im!

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Real deal Demolition Man poo poo. Wait until Simon Phoenix figures out how to hack them and electrocute a cop with 'em.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

my most prolific local tagger paints "teen" everywhere. i hope it's a steve buscemi-type trying to fit in with the local kids

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Eat This Glob posted:

my most prolific local tagger paints "teen" everywhere. i hope it's a steve buscemi-type trying to fit in with the local kids

It's a want-ad

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Eat This Glob posted:

my most prolific local tagger paints "teen" everywhere. i hope it's a steve buscemi-type trying to fit in with the local kids

I'm instead imagining you live in the middle of nowhere in a town of like 200 people and this is just what one kid thinks people do in The Big City :3:

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
It probably means something like Tagging Everything Everywhere Now

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Eat This Glob posted:

my most prolific local tagger paints "teen" everywhere. i hope it's a steve buscemi-type trying to fit in with the local kids

someone tagged "Anal Sex" in my neighborhood for a good few years but they're not there anymore :(

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Shame Boy posted:

I'm instead imagining you live in the middle of nowhere in a town of like 200 people and this is just what one kid thinks people do in The Big City :3:

even tho i was a nerd in a kinda small town i had a tag (that i only used maybe 5 times cause i was a nerd)

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


someone in my city tags "father's matter" and exhortations to local fathers to "man up!" and the sentiment is good but they include the incorrect apostrophe every time and it makes me wanna goonsay

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

World War Mammories posted:

someone in my city tags "father's matter" and exhortations to local fathers to "man up!" and the sentiment is good but they include the incorrect apostrophe every time and it makes me wanna goonsay

lol what a funny thing to tag

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


World War Mammories posted:

someone in my city tags "father's matter" and exhortations to local fathers to "man up!" and the sentiment is good but they include the incorrect apostrophe every time and it makes me wanna goonsay

time to grab a can and join the conversation

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

my favorite bad graffiti i ever saw was done, very suspiciously, with the same color orange spray paint that city workers were using to mark the roads and sidewalks nearby lol
and started with "DEAR BLACK PEOPLE,"

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

my favorite bad graffiti i ever saw was done, very suspiciously, with the same color orange spray paint that city workers were using to mark the roads and sidewalks nearby lol
and started with "DEAR BLACK PEOPLE,"

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

there is a kind of grafitti that gets me het up. in the 2010s it became a common sight to see stencil-sprayed ads for Brands on walls and sidewalks, even roads in the city. I'm talking like Nike and stuff. really hate that poo poo.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Carthag Tuek posted:

someone tagged "Anal Sex" in my neighborhood for a good few years but they're not there anymore :(
When I was growing up “Sit on your face” was a bunch of places for a while.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

mawarannahr posted:

there is a kind of grafitti that gets me het up. in the 2010s it became a common sight to see stencil-sprayed ads for Brands on walls and sidewalks, even roads in the city. I'm talking like Nike and stuff. really hate that poo poo.

A few brands around here have used stencils and a power washer to imprint their brand on to the dirty streets which I have to say kind of amused me

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

World War Mammories posted:

someone in my city tags "father's matter" and exhortations to local fathers to "man up!" and the sentiment is good but they include the incorrect apostrophe every time and it makes me wanna goonsay

There's an old run-down building near where I went to college that would have a fresh coat of paint applied with "MAKE MOVES, SON" sprayed over it. Each year it was re-done during summer break too cuz the writing was fresh and slightly different when we'd return to campus, so someone was actively maintaining it.

Anyway I was back in the area last year so I drove by to see what had changed at the school in the like 14 years since I left, and the MAKE MOVES, SON building was still there and still clearly being repainted yearly :unsmith:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Shame Boy posted:

There's an old run-down building near where I went to college that would have a fresh coat of paint applied with "MAKE MOVES, SON" sprayed over it. Each year it was re-done during summer break too cuz the writing was fresh and slightly different when we'd return to campus, so someone was actively maintaining it.

Anyway I was back in the area last year so I drove by to see what had changed at the school in the like 14 years since I left, and the MAKE MOVES, SON building was still there and still clearly being repainted yearly :unsmith:

RIT?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I was hoping it would take slightly longer than 10 seconds to figure out but yes lol

Back when I was there there really wasn't anything online about it but there sure is now:

Some Guy on Reddit posted:

In 07' during orientation week they showed us a video that was basically don't date rape people. In the video this guy has a roommate who keeps calling him son. "Hey son excited school son?" "Hey son let's go to a party son" "Let's make moves son" That sorta thing. They go to the party and "son" tries to pick up a chick who is drunk/passing out. Good roommate says "whoa son don't date rape son."

Halfway through the year "Make moves son" was put on up on the abandoned house. Public safety painted over it. So somebody re did it. Then that one was sprayed over. Every few months its whitewashed out and every few months it's replaced. It's been getting more and more elaborate. At some point there was a squid, eventually somebody started using RIT colors.

lol

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

oh I only knew because I went there too

until i ran out of money lol

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I was there starting in '09 and we did not get to see the date rape video and now I'm sad.

We did get to see a video where they tried to have a "frank and honest discussion about drug use with students" that kinda accidentally gave instructions on where specifically to go if you want to buy or use drugs on campus and not get bothered too much so that was cool.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Shame Boy posted:

I was there starting in '09 and we did not get to see the date rape video and now I'm sad.

ey, me too, small world

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

oh I only knew because I went there too

until i ran out of money lol

I ran out of money and got a crippling drug addiction that meant I was going to have to leave anyway so you still come out ahead I guess

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Shame Boy posted:

I ran out of money and got a crippling drug addiction that meant I was going to have to leave anyway so you still come out ahead I guess

Sounds like you made the wrong moves, son

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

ey, me too, small world

Oh god we probably knew each other or something and now you can see my poasts

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Shame Boy posted:

Oh god we probably knew each other or something and now you can see my poasts

did you ever see the guy who wore the robin hood hat everywhere? He lived on the same floor as me at Global Village my sophomore year lol

e: (*in the back of my mind* oh please god, please don't let Shame Boy be the guy who wore the robin hood hat everywhere)

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

Sounds like you made the wrong moves, son

Boy did I ever. Met my wife there though and we're still together so I guess the student loans and like 5 years off my life expectancy were worth it.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

did you ever see the guy who wore the robin hood hat everywhere? He lived on the same floor as me at Global Village my sophomore year lol

e: (*in the back of my mind* oh please god, please don't let Shame Boy be the guy who wore the robin hood hat everywhere)

Oh god I forgot about that guy. Thankfully that was not in fact me.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

I want to hear more about what I’ve decided is the Rhodesian Institute of Technology, still somehow operating in the Obama era

assume Rhode Island in actuality but wanted to make a joke

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
My strongest graffiti memory is from the Spring of 2015 seeing that someone had spray painted TRUMP 2016 real big on a wall and having a sensible chuckle at such a silly idea

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