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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
Gay sex is allowed, straight sex is allowed on 3pm-7pm on February 29th, and bisexual sex is allowed Monday-Saturday. Asexual sex is allowed in the white zone only.

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Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

the white zone you say

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Now start calling people breeders and complain about crotchspawn

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

just make it into a trade like any other

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

just make it into a trade like any other

Child Ranchers 420 Local

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Shame Boy posted:

Now start calling people breeders and complain about crotchspawn

I call people breeders but in the gay way not the reddit way

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Milo and POTUS posted:

You might could try improving things, which might improve the birthrate. So many people just don't have the means for kids despite wanting them :shrug:


But I'm gonna guess if you're the type who worries about the birth rate in "places we love" you have no intention of ever attempting to improve things

Their test costs $2500 per embryo. They aren't actually doing anything to improve the embryo, you just pay them to test all your embryos and they'll tell you which ones are losers. So people who were already doing massively expensive IVF can make it even more expensive to make sure the implant the best ones. If, like her, you produced 16 apparently viable embryos this would cost $40,000 to help pick out the best one.

How is this supposed to improve the birth rate exactly?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

Their test costs $2500 per embryo. They aren't actually doing anything to improve the embryo, you just pay them to test all your embryos and they'll tell you which ones are losers. So people who were already doing massively expensive IVF can make it even more expensive to make sure the implant the best ones. If, like her, you produced 16 apparently viable embryos this would cost $40,000 to help pick out the best one.

How is this supposed to improve the birth rate exactly?

They address that in the article, they have a "charity program" to help people who can't afford it, thus solving the problem forever.

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT

tokin opposition posted:

I call people breeders but in the gay way not the reddit way

those are the same thing!!!!!!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Well it depends, are the breeders breeding a boypussy?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

whaley posted:

those are the same thing!!!!!!
nah, the reddit way would be "people with children" a la childfree rather than "heteros in general"

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Each person gets 1/3 of a credit to have a child, you can trade for credits on the open market.

Market capitalism is the best way to solve anything.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Consolidated Ed posted:

what was the book

Zündschnüre by Franz Josef Degenhardt

3D Megadoodoo has issued a correction as of 08:10 on Apr 12, 2024

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I wonder if there are reddit people that post in both childfree and the one for hating dogs

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



EoinCannon posted:

I wonder if there are reddit people that post in both childfree and the one for hating dogs

my question would be what other subs they share

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

jetz0r posted:

my question would be what other subs they share

jimmy john’s

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Zündschnüre by Franz Josef Degenhardt



its a beautiful day and im strolling to the coffee shop with this baby under my arm

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Zündschnüre by Franz Josef Degenhardt



lmao that is indeed quite the cover

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Oops someone fact checked "capitalism reduced extreme poverty when it was introduced".


quote:

The common notion that extreme poverty is the “natural” condition of humanity and only declined with the rise of capitalism rests on income data that do not adequately capture access to essential goods.

•Data on real wages suggests that, historically, extreme poverty was uncommon and arose primarily during periods of severe social and economic dislocation, particularly under colonialism.

•The rise of capitalism from the long 16th century onward is associated with a decline in wages to below subsistence, a deterioration in human stature, and an upturn in premature mortality.


•In parts of South Asia, sub-Saharan Africa and Latin America, wages and/or height have still not recovered.

•Where progress has occurred, significant improvements in human welfare began only around the 20th century. These gains coincide with the rise of anti-colonial and socialist political movements

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

spechtie posted:

lmao that is indeed quite the cover

I think Germany made the correct call on the "yeah it's just illegal to use that symbol on any product" line, because I guess graphic designers are just really loving stupid sometimes.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think Germany made the correct call on the "yeah it's just illegal to use that symbol on any product" line, because I guess graphic designers are just really loving stupid sometimes.

they just need to ask Finland for one of those 'no our swastikas are actually fine' vouchers

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Leaning over to loudly declare "I'm a big fan of the air force"

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Using the US immigration law quotas as a starting point for my reproductive means testing law. “Look it says only 30,000 children of Ethiopian descent, doesn’t say anything about whether the parents are white or not!”
reminder that for about about two decades being able to become a naturalized U.S. citizen was determined by whether or not you spoke "an Aryan language" because if you didn't you couldn't be a "free white person", which was, at the time, defined as "a member of the Caucasian race"

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

DACK FAYDEN posted:

reminder that for about about two decades being able to become a naturalized U.S. citizen was determined by whether or not you spoke "an Aryan language" because if you didn't you couldn't be a "free white person", which was, at the time, defined as "a member of the Caucasian race"

That was also the period when women lost their US citizenship if they married a non-citizen (including and especially a native person)

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

DACK FAYDEN posted:

reminder that for about about two decades being able to become a naturalized U.S. citizen was determined by whether or not you spoke "an Aryan language" because if you didn't you couldn't be a "free white person", which was, at the time, defined as "a member of the Caucasian race"
idk if I'm reading it wrong but to me the record says that it was the high caste Indian that argued for the purity of his Aryan race, with the court responding that it's a linguistic term and therefore irrelevant since they're looking solely at skin color
Nazis excluding Nazis, as is tradition

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Ruffian Price posted:

idk if I'm reading it wrong but to me the record says that it was the high caste Indian that argued for the purity of his Aryan race, with the court responding that it's a linguistic term and therefore irrelevant since they're looking solely at skin color
Nazis excluding Nazis, as is tradition

quote:

The Court unanimously rejected Thind's argument, adding that Thind did not meet a "common sense" definition of white, ruling that Thind could not become a naturalized citizen. The Court concluded that "the term 'Aryan' has to do with linguistic, and not at all with physical characteristics, and it would seem reasonably clear that mere resemblance in language, indicating a common linguistic root buried in remotely ancient soil, is altogether inadequate to prove common racial origin."

It's always kinda funny when they just come right out and say it's all arbitrary like that

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

fanfic insert posted:

i cant even vomit on command

I tried to vomit the other night because I was paranoid about something I ingested but couldn’t. solidarity with you, goon who can’t vomit when needed

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

If I've eaten recently I don't even need to like, tickle the back of my throat or anything, I can just do it, it's weird.

Meanwhile I can suppress my gag reflex well enough to deepthroat real good so maybe I'm some kinda incredibly niche throat-specific superhero.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Guilt Man's trusty sidekick.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think Germany made the correct call on the "yeah it's just illegal to use that symbol on any product" line, because I guess graphic designers are just really loving stupid sometimes.

the book is apparently by a left-wing German satirist who was born in 1931 so it’s probably very appropriate and anti-nazi. the title translates to “the fuse” hence showing the swastika burning from one end.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Shame Boy posted:

If I've eaten recently I don't even need to like, tickle the back of my throat or anything, I can just do it, it's weird.

Meanwhile I can suppress my gag reflex well enough to deepthroat real good so maybe I'm some kinda incredibly niche throat-specific superhero.

Congratulations on your rumination disorder

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Pretty sure the simultaneous opposition to abortion and sex ed is so the population of exploitable labor is forced to go up more than it wants to, since the kind of social safety net that would encourage us to would be a solid long-term strategy for increasing the wealth of the owning class and gently caress long-term gains for the same reason as let's boil the planet- they ain't gonna be alive long enough to care

It's kinda really drat weird seeing our rulers stop caring about their own kids inheriting a world on fire that's gonna inevitably lead to us killing them

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

The Islamic Shock posted:

Pretty sure the simultaneous opposition to abortion and sex ed is so the population of exploitable labor is forced to go up more than it wants to, since the kind of social safety net that would encourage us to would be a solid long-term strategy for increasing the wealth of the owning class and gently caress long-term gains for the same reason as let's boil the planet- they ain't gonna be alive long enough to care

It's kinda really drat weird seeing our rulers stop caring about their own kids inheriting a world on fire that's gonna inevitably lead to us killing them

I think you’re reading way too much into what are knee jerk moral panic positions

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
They don't think that far ahead. It's because they hate and want to control women op

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Professor Beetus posted:

They don't think that far ahead. It's because they hate and want to control women op

Yeah the end of human civilization is just a bonus.

041224_2
Apr 12, 2024
the bourgeoisie extinct the human race :jj:

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Professor Beetus posted:

They don't think that far ahead. It's because they hate and want to control women op

this is why they liked Bernie Sanders at the town hall

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

mawarannahr posted:

this is why they liked Bernie Sanders at the town hall

:hmmno:

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



041224_2 posted:

the bourgeoisie extinct the human race :jj:

when he's right, he's right.

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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

mawarannahr posted:

this is why they liked Bernie Sanders at the town hall

Liz Warren was very brave to speak up how she did. that dang bernie and his bros

e: this isn't the funny politics poo poo you remember thread but that was a pretty big lmao moment. big time wwe backstage skit energy, like it was the rock refusing to shake stone cold's hand or something lol

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