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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:a former coworker told me that "slavery was a choice" because slaves could have just killed themselves. american conservativism is bafflingly hateful and selfish Holy loving poo poo. 
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Peanut Butler posted:compost, you silly fucker Yup. Kitchen scraps go via chickens for premium compost + bonus eggs & feathered friends.
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EugeneJ posted:This guy runs https://www.capitalism.com/ My trigger finger won't stop twitching.
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T-man posted:what would the Android of guns be? An AK-47 that's been rooted? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA
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PostNouveau posted:What do you even do with something like that after the revolution? Permanently moored hospice for dying children. Namaste.
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Nukes to Saudi A! posted:Who would ubereats food to all the juries convicting us? Independent labour engineers, signed up through the Scabbr app.
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Maleh-Vor posted:He didn't learn my name in a year even though I have the same name as him. This is classic bastard boss dominance behaviour. 
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How ethical is gold harvested from the decapitated bodies of elites? Asking for a friend.
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Shame Boy posted:Just got invited to the first super fun time company team-building work from home happy hour, where we're all supposed to get on a conference call with a beer or something after work's over and pretend to like each other. I'm so glad we're finding ways to keep up employee morale in these trying times The bonding rituals I guess your boss has already been drinking and now needs to still feel in control of something.
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Taintrunner posted:and now the media wants to have their say Goddamn. Claiming ownership of natural monopolies like land, on the other hand, is definitely not selfish or short-sighted for strong reasons such as
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Rexicon1 posted:checking in: how's capitalism doing? it hungers
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So when I eat the rich, is that considered a staple, an unprepared hot meal, a biscuit or pudding, or what?
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Its very fortunate that we have infinite amounts of energy and (usable) sand to support this constant re-development of socially less useful buildings, isn’t it. Wait, what? 
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Shame Boy posted:They're just honor-guarding their fallen brethren. Rot Fuzz.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Don't give them a chair, though, as the cops will just take it and post photos of it on Facebook to show they're fighting homelessness by fighting the homeless. Maybe we should eradicate homelessness, facebook, and cops.
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Shame Boy posted:The only thing conservatives like more than helping rich people is hurting poor people, and that will almost always win out regardless of the amount of lobbying. "Fatten the rich and oppress the poor" as a policy seems to work far too well for the Tories in the UK.   
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Shame Boy posted:I feel like that'd make a good outraged BBC news headline, "Britain's disability so broken an AMERICAN has to help cover rent!!!" The actual published headline would be "Untold number of benefit claimants receive undeclared additional funds from wealthy foreign benefactors, possibly totalling to billions!" Followed by an article lauding the innovative new Dyson disability assessment bot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvPIV4WJBqY (e: Thank you for helping your friend. I've only just survived a near-2 year period of not getting my disability benefits (they're doing this to near everyone I know in the same categories), and the appeal process is the most demeaning torturous uphill bullshit designed to make folks give up that one could conceivably design.) ynohtna has issued a correction as of 17:14 on Apr 19, 2021 |
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"I'm stimulating market demand for volcano-proof babies!" I scream as I kick another infant into the caldera, "You should consider me a hero!"
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Funny how the tweet says "researchers" but my brain reads "soothsayers".
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jeebus bob posted:Obvious hypocrisy and outright mendacity aside, IF she truly believed this it would make her a terrible businessperson. They're not business people. They are narcissistic bullies who have carried over the abusive boomer parenting ideologies of "gently caress you, got mine", "I decide your worth" and "you shall celebrate me above all else in my house" over to the artificially constructed family of the workplace.
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Thanatosian posted:I cannot imagine the people building autonomous murder bots don't know what they're making. I'm sure I saw a mini-doc a couple of years back where all the MIT grads when asked went cloudy-eyed and repeated near-verbatim "These modular accessory platforms are designed purely for freedom-oriented search and rescue missions as assured to us by Colonels Butcher, Gore and Killmonger to a sufficiently conscience-clearing threshold."
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Shame Boy posted:I mean admittedly, detonating a big ol' nuke on the moon does sound really fun, like a fireworks show everyone on earth gets to see, and it's the moon so who cares. Sure it'd ruin any chance we have of extracting further useful science from studying the moon, but like... big pretty fireball! Come on scientists, can't you let us ruin one measly heavenly body? You have so many! Zack Snyder faked the moon nuke. 
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Soylent goon.
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Dawncloack posted:What will be the next one? Bioengineer our problems away? ~quantum machine learning~ the result is racism
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Milo and POTUS posted:Literally forever because it sounds like it doesn't count towards their release. What a shithole lmao Goddamn, quite literally "work sets you free."
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You were only supposed to take the red light district "up market," not literally up, you dingbat!
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My "1 hour euthanasia, or your money back!" service is causing lots of anxiety that can be solved by my 1 hour euthanasia service. Or your money back!
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Jazerus posted:goon: come ye birds and answer my riddles three if you wanna get a crow, you oughta get a otter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2VzLVGXxfY
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Failed Imagineer posted:No it isn't, you'll have a healthy accumulation of microflora at the outer end of your urethra, regardless of how UTI-free the rest is. It won't be anything much to worry about, but it's by no means sterile Speak for yourself, bud. I've got megaflora! 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:nobodysausage or Noble Knight cum Merlin short Nice try, but I will not be searching for that!
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A Raytheon franchise on every corner. (In NY they're called Boeingdegas.)
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Biplane posted:Protip: if you know chinese you can use it when ordering chinese food. not always, but some times NB: may not work if you learnt Chinese phrases from martial arts movies. I now have a tea house that needs rebuilding and a life-debt to the local axe gang.
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I don't need no National Geographic since finding Casual Geographic: https://www.youtube.com/@mndiaye_97/videos
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Goddamn perfidious junior programmers sabotaging the good intentions of their noble management!
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Have they tried not being business owners?
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HootTheOwl posted:Frantically hoping that contractions count as two words when my patient says "I'm suicidal" "Have you tried a McDonalds Happy Meal today?"
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quote:“Walking into a Target is a mild high in itself.”
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"Please starve so I don't" — financial planners.
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