T-man posted:

my freezer can barely get the ice to freeze in the summer, it's like -2 degrees or something.

CommonShore posted:

IIRC he also tweeted an original painting of a certain Euro Parliament's famous grandfather hanging out

The Nastier Nate posted:

I understand this is peanuts compared to what most people go thru but it’s kinda funny and I’d like to acknowledge the insurance company eventually did failed to do their job after making multiple attempts to get out of it

Doctor Reynolds posted:

So like......... why is dental always separate?

Colonel Cancer posted:

Was that the unfunny boomer one or am I thinking of a different cracked writer?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm not sure David Wong was even actually Asian. I think John Cheese might be the boomer who got #MeToo'd.

dex_sda posted:

3) how do you even trust the nutrition they put on the containers, you don't know
5) and most importantly, as a brokebrained meathead: how the gently caress do you expect to lose weight, a thing that requires changing your entire life and habits forever, if you can't even make the effort to fix your diet and learn what's good and count calories

T-man posted:

Won't lie, after FAGSLC I'm gonna set up a ultraluxury hotel recreation society where you get to live in a place like that for a few days during your 4+ month vacation time. workers will either be volunteers, humiliation fetishists OR the as-yet uneaten rich

Jon Do posted:

Shame Boy posted:

In theory it's because they don't have to pay for room and board because their white two-parent middle to upper-middle-class nuclear family should be paying for that and literally no other situation exists shut up.

Inceltown posted:

There are two major chains of supermarket in the shopping centre near me. One was sold out of TP after the mad rush and the other was stocked as normal. One of the major news orgs here even mentioned our specific supermarket as one of the harder hit in the country but 50m away was a shop that had no problems at all. This country is so stupid.

Entorwellian posted:

All of them look really unhealthy

Jerry Cotton posted:

People who actually play games instead of just buying them (i.e. sane people as opposed to hoarders) buy them on disc.

Screaming Idiot posted:

I see where they're coming from. I'm always seeing people post about their backlog of unplayed Steam games, yet when people buy a game on disc they generally play it. I got several games I purchased on PSN but haven't played, yet I've played every physical-media game I get.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Further, there might be times the internet may be down and you'd still like to play a single-player game.

The Age posted:

Renters were relieved when Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced a six-month moratorium on evictions due to the coronavirus crisis, but there is no ban in Victoria yet."

Bert Roberge posted:

It's like the intro to that terrible book Jennifer Government.

Ronald McReagan posted:

It's still around.

Shame Boy posted:

Peanut Butler posted:

for all the things my country has done in the dumbest way possible, the stick of butter/marg with volume indicated on the wax paper is a shining light of making sense

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/48023/supafry-solid-oil





I imagine the people who get lovely at vegans are the same ones buying whatever the gently caress this is.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

TheMostFrench posted:

30 minutes later all the dinner has been thrown out

The_Franz posted:

do these morons think that their glorious corporate overlords will notice them and shower them with money and status for their bravery and service or something?

stevewm posted:

It seems very few people ever challenge anything and just let the landlord take it.

Inceltown posted:

Just in case anyone is missing it. That is 3 x new 'k' hubs.

Platystemon posted:

Aidan_702 posted:

https://twitter.com/helloalegria/status/1301290315593191426?s=20

Shame Boy posted:

Also lmao at the dude stanning for Quantic Dream. Y'know, it's totally normal like Quantic Dream, the place run by a piss fetishist who single-handedly ensured that Ellen Page will never ever be in another video game.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

What did they do to her that would make her never want to be in another game?

Fame Douglas posted:

It's goon invention, don't believe everything you read on the forums.

GQ: Would you do another game after this experience?

**Ellen Page: **I would. It would just depend on the material. This was so amazing because I loved playing Jodie and I loved being able to be this female protagonist who is so strong and smart and also incredibly vulnerable and damaged and sad. It’s a real incredible, complex character. To be able to do that over years of someone’s life... I mean, what Hollywood movie would that work? It was so cool, man.

Slotducks posted:

The podcasting industry seems to run exclusively off of VPN and Website-Builder-Websites blood money

AceClown posted:

Urgh

Greg12 posted:

it's hosed up that they ruin their brains with cte making billionaires rich by playing a children's game and still have to go on food aid

anonumos posted:

https://www.hungryhowies.com/blog/A...t%20underneath.

Shame Boy posted:

Also now I'm wondering when pizzas transitioned from "cakes" to "pies"

e: Actually I bet I know the answer to that, it's when the British actually got their hands on it, because in the UK everything is pie

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Shame Boy posted:

Hasn't happened in years though so I think it's kinda gone away now that everything's all chip-and-get-out-as-fast-as-fuckin'-possible.

Lib and let die posted:

My sister went to a small all girls college in NC that had some sort of ambassadorship with NC State. If you went to this college, you were a State fan. Not a University of NC fan, an NC State fan. Not a Duke fan, a State fan.