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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Xand_Man posted:

I'm legit angry that Australia beat the USA to inventing this.

In the US they’re exploding tannerite for gender reveals and a loving ICE pig fessed up to starting a wildfire that way

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Shame Boy posted:

I got my first job in industry via craigslist of all places, but that was down to the sheer dumb luck of living near an absolutely insane company that had no idea what they were doing. That place absolutely sucked and criminally underpaid me, but it's absolutely the reason why I was able to get my current job cuz I could put down "x years experience!!!" and poo poo

At least it gave me lots of unbelievable, hilarious stories to tell, god that place was weird and dysfunctional. It was basically a rich man's hobby because he wanted to feel like a real life businessman, and he did poo poo like make the head of one department his ex wife and the head of another department his current wife, or make all his employees come over periodically to his house and pretend to be his friends because his wealth had significantly isolated him. I mean we got the day off work to do that and he had lots of free beer so it wasn't terrible, just very uhhh... hm.

At one point I was doing side work for him setting up his home network and stuff on the weekend for some extra money, and I was on one of his computers (I think the one his wife used most of the time?) and opened the browser and the first thing in the goddamn bookmarks toolbar was something like "Why am I emotionally dead inside" :yikes:
]:frogon:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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I got these from a nice woman.

I saw her wave around some kind of PKE meter looking thing for monitoring the field. She’s come around before because we lease a cell tower so I chatted her up on what she was doing and nodded along. The object on the right is an orgonite scalar field device meant to counteract EMF from the cell tower on premises.

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 02:54 on Feb 24, 2019

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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George H.W. oval office posted:

can I get in on this like a mechanical Turk kinda job then just steal the content and have rotten.com make a glorious resurgence?

nah given the nature of some of the content you need to be set up on whatever computer farm Facebook has set up. in a work from home situation you’d be in jail in about a day. as usual pedophiles ruin things for the honest snuff film and weird dick pic provider :(

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 18:20 on Feb 26, 2019

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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this is why you gotta burn out your neurotransmitter receptors on drugs, corporations will never be able to fool you after that

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Mill Village posted:

THQ Nordic just proved you can make your corporation look really lovely by doing an AMA at 8chan. It got spammed with racist content and anime porn.

not to mention responding to a dude posting big-breasted anime children. I understand eurotrash are pedophiles as a rule but at least pretend otherwise for your job.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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brocialist
:hmmyes:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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in high school calculus we had a running joke about our teacher and goats (nonsexual before anyone asks)

we got her a goat plush at the end of the year

why yes we were abysmal students

also spongebob jokes were an everyday occurrence years before it became online fodder

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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there’s a William Gibson story (The Gernsback Continuum) about a photographer haunted by specters of futurism from the 30s-50s and it’s a little apropos to the times now.

sidenote: as a little kid I caught a cover of Popular Mechanics or Time or whatever with a flying car on it and asked my mom what it was. She told me that it said in the future there would be flying cars. “I’m scared of the future” was dead on my reply to her.:v:

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 20:12 on Mar 12, 2019

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Outrail posted:

Nah, sabotage the sprinklers, spray herbicide and withold rent/take the rental company to court for not providing a listed benefit/as appropriate.

I assume they made you sign something to the effect of 'we will use your water bill to maintain the lawn'.

pour a couple bags of epsom salt over the lawn and they’ll have to expense several thousands to replace all the soil.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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this is just begging to be a causative factor in shooting accidents

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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I mean that’s what Got Milk is for here in America.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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WampaLord posted:

If the spoilers for Season 8 are to be believed I'd rather not name my child after someone whose story ends by dying, getting tied to a stake, and having poo poo thrown at her by the peasant class

At least Superman is aspirational.

those Hillary is khaleesi memes are so loving great now in hindsight

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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look if a desperate family didn’t have to rely on the kindness of strangers and was instead afforded the dignity of universal healthcare, how would we be able to know that there are still good people in the world?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Mordor She Wrote posted:

fan fact, my mom works with the dad of that kid and says they can't stop him from trying to run over people or pets with it.

spine graft into the console of an Abrams tank and send him off to war

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Tiberius Christ posted:

The rich desperately want to be a minority group you can sympathize with.


Hahaha

E: poo poo I meant "people of means"

I mean capitalism does harm even them...by reducing them into figures less than human, barren of a soul, and in a transitional state even they can acknowledge the change (give it a few years before that guy is totally fine)

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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:tinfoil:MKULTRA:tinfoil: had usable and theoretically replicable techniques we just need to find a whole bunch of right wing guinea pigs to turn into sleepers

and sodium pentathol. lots of that.

and there’s gotta be a couple of goon hypnotists, there’s a goon representative of every profession.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Methods of advancing your career as an FBI agent

90s: Plan a meticulous raid against one or more right wing psychos holed up in death traps that goes south when all your intel and assumptions of the situation turn out to be bullshit.

00s: Plant a seedy informant who you promised to reduce charges against (larceny/drugs/sexcrimes) within a leftist knitting circle of geriatrics and prevent them taking an activist vacation in Gaza.

10s: Give a cartoon bomb with a trick birthday candle fuse to an autistic Muslim teenager to toss at a Chuck E Cheese, book him as a criminal mastermind, media claims you stopped a terror plot.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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huh so we have a new kind of Good Homeless

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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easy praxis: flood these kinds of listings with facetious but “sincere” applications up to phone calls to waste the hiring manager’s time

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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gonna have a gender reveal party where every guest is discretely put under anesthesia and when they wake up they’ll find I’ve inducted them all to a revived cult of Skoptsy. never said the party was for the baby, bitches.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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no that just means the godhead has to throw their ten gallon hat on the ground and find a new planet to dump our loser souls onto

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Eat This Glob posted:

that car has an msrp of $60 grand. That would pay for room, board, tuition and fees at the big state school here for two years. i can only imagine what it costs when their boomer asses were going through

luxury cars these days also depreciate in value like a tuna sandwich left in the sun, only so many years for the automotive industry to swallow up these savvy consumer dollars

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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don’t worry, those’ll find use as highly sought after religious idols after the anthropocene collapse

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Sjs00 posted:

Well the primary timeloop existential compromise one had a primarily white lead with one or two seconds worth of ethnic footage approximately every 11miutes
Thatds rassis

whole lotta gems if you dig through Mr. “There’s already enough Minorities on TV”’s rap sheet heads up

Sjs00 posted:

Is it weird that that is what I would like to do

Transmetropolitan had people whose whole job was just to walk around the city decked up in camera rig bodysuits streaming 24/7 and I’m surprised no SV startup has tried something like that. Just the far more dignifying job of strapping 4G kits onto homeless people.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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I understand sports merchandise is insanely priced surely they could have sold that garbage for twice that amount.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Actually I’m curious how do yearly increases in mortgage payments (yes I understand there is such a thing as “fixed rate”) compare vs rent increases? I honestly get the feeling that banks are less parasitic than landlords in that regard.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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keep in mind that this contributes to the high turnover rate at restaurants, which in the end totally fucks over organizational structure and raises costs, and the best part about that is management and owners won’t stop bitching about that. just an ouroboros of poo poo.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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your wife, as some kind of IRL Daughter of Nurgle, loving rules

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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KiteAuraan posted:

Counterpoint: Two of the biggest Commies I know IRL both did the Boba Fett thing.

Granted they were outnumbered the troops and cops, but hey.

yes because unlike Jedi and Troopers, Boba Fett is a worker

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Nick Mullen’s joke about “Now explain to me, how come the biggest child actor in Hollywood has no teeth?” is historical canon to me now.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Woof Blitzer posted:

They're retiring to Myanmar. Jeez read the article you trolls :rolleyes:

Good idea, rents have really gone down over there thanks to the whole ethnic cleansing of Muslims deal. Look out for my new Buzzfeed article, The Top Seven Humanitarian Crises that Millennials can Take Financial Advantage Of.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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yeah they filled mess halls with subways and McDonald’s. very adbusters.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Shame Boy posted:

How does the pubic hair get there :psyduck:

huh wonder what all this cum is doing by the dedicated child porn and snuff video watching station

also if that couple’s really got their retirement banked on stock investments then i can’t wait for the inevitable followup article a few years from now

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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think optimistically, there is ample opportunity to rewrite history such that none of our descendants will know of anyone born prior to the tick of the clock on 12:00 January 1, 2000

you might even call it a moral prerogative

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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we’ll rename him Carlos Marquez

his best friend is Federico Angelo

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Rarity posted:

Good to know that Subway thinks boys spying on girls while they change is totally cool and good

The Bloop posted:

Remember Jared?

Still?


How about now?

Jared Fogle: Origins

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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boy that’s not a blatant disaster hazard right there

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Chapter One

“A penny saved is a penny earned”
-old Chinese proverb

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

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Carl’s jr has toys?

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