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Xand_Man posted:I'm legit angry that Australia beat the USA to inventing this. In the US they’re exploding tannerite for gender reveals and a loving ICE pig fessed up to starting a wildfire that way
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 18:46 |
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Shame Boy posted:I got my first job in industry via craigslist of all places, but that was down to the sheer dumb luck of living near an absolutely insane company that had no idea what they were doing. That place absolutely sucked and criminally underpaid me, but it's absolutely the reason why I was able to get my current job cuz I could put down "x years experience!!!" and poo poo
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 19:30 |
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I got these from a nice woman. I saw her wave around some kind of PKE meter looking thing for monitoring the field. She’s come around before because we lease a cell tower so I chatted her up on what she was doing and nodded along. The object on the right is an orgonite scalar field device meant to counteract EMF from the cell tower on premises. Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 02:54 on Feb 24, 2019 |
# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 02:52 |
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George H.W. oval office posted:can I get in on this like a mechanical Turk kinda job then just steal the content and have rotten.com make a glorious resurgence? nah given the nature of some of the content you need to be set up on whatever computer farm Facebook has set up. in a work from home situation you’d be in jail in about a day. as usual pedophiles ruin things for the honest snuff film and weird dick pic provider Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 18:20 on Feb 26, 2019 |
# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 18:18 |
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this is why you gotta burn out your neurotransmitter receptors on drugs, corporations will never be able to fool you after that
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 23:34 |
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Mill Village posted:THQ Nordic just proved you can make your corporation look really lovely by doing an AMA at 8chan. It got spammed with racist content and anime porn. not to mention responding to a dude posting big-breasted anime children. I understand eurotrash are pedophiles as a rule but at least pretend otherwise for your job.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2019 00:36 |
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brocialist
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 21:40 |
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in high school calculus we had a running joke about our teacher and goats (nonsexual before anyone asks) we got her a goat plush at the end of the year why yes we were abysmal students also spongebob jokes were an everyday occurrence years before it became online fodder
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 22:49 |
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there’s a William Gibson story (The Gernsback Continuum) about a photographer haunted by specters of futurism from the 30s-50s and it’s a little apropos to the times now. sidenote: as a little kid I caught a cover of Popular Mechanics or Time or whatever with a flying car on it and asked my mom what it was. She told me that it said in the future there would be flying cars. “I’m scared of the future” was dead on my reply to her. Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 20:12 on Mar 12, 2019 |
# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 19:53 |
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Outrail posted:Nah, sabotage the sprinklers, spray herbicide and withold rent/take the rental company to court for not providing a listed benefit/as appropriate. pour a couple bags of epsom salt over the lawn and they’ll have to expense several thousands to replace all the soil.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 16:58 |
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this is just begging to be a causative factor in shooting accidents
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 21:00 |
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I mean that’s what Got Milk is for here in America.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2019 01:33 |
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WampaLord posted:If the spoilers for Season 8 are to be believed I'd rather not name my child after someone whose story ends by dying, getting tied to a stake, and having poo poo thrown at her by the peasant class those Hillary is khaleesi memes are so loving great now in hindsight
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2019 18:24 |
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look if a desperate family didn’t have to rely on the kindness of strangers and was instead afforded the dignity of universal healthcare, how would we be able to know that there are still good people in the world?
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 03:25 |
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Mordor She Wrote posted:fan fact, my mom works with the dad of that kid and says they can't stop him from trying to run over people or pets with it. spine graft into the console of an Abrams tank and send him off to war
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 22:21 |
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Tiberius Christ posted:The rich desperately want to be a minority group you can sympathize with. I mean capitalism does harm even them...by reducing them into figures less than human, barren of a soul, and in a transitional state even they can acknowledge the change (give it a few years before that guy is totally fine)
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2019 03:39 |
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MKULTRA had usable and theoretically replicable techniques we just need to find a whole bunch of right wing guinea pigs to turn into sleepers and sodium pentathol. lots of that. and there’s gotta be a couple of goon hypnotists, there’s a goon representative of every profession.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 18:37 |
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Methods of advancing your career as an FBI agent 90s: Plan a meticulous raid against one or more right wing psychos holed up in death traps that goes south when all your intel and assumptions of the situation turn out to be bullshit. 00s: Plant a seedy informant who you promised to reduce charges against (larceny/drugs/sexcrimes) within a leftist knitting circle of geriatrics and prevent them taking an activist vacation in Gaza. 10s: Give a cartoon bomb with a trick birthday candle fuse to an autistic Muslim teenager to toss at a Chuck E Cheese, book him as a criminal mastermind, media claims you stopped a terror plot.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 23:23 |
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huh so we have a new kind of Good Homeless
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2019 20:06 |
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easy praxis: flood these kinds of listings with facetious but “sincere” applications up to phone calls to waste the hiring manager’s time
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2019 04:37 |
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gonna have a gender reveal party where every guest is discretely put under anesthesia and when they wake up they’ll find I’ve inducted them all to a revived cult of Skoptsy. never said the party was for the baby, bitches.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 20:52 |
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no that just means the godhead has to throw their ten gallon hat on the ground and find a new planet to dump our loser souls onto
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 05:19 |
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Eat This Glob posted:that car has an msrp of $60 grand. That would pay for room, board, tuition and fees at the big state school here for two years. i can only imagine what it costs when their boomer asses were going through luxury cars these days also depreciate in value like a tuna sandwich left in the sun, only so many years for the automotive industry to swallow up these savvy consumer dollars
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 20:50 |
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don’t worry, those’ll find use as highly sought after religious idols after the anthropocene collapse
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# ¿ May 17, 2019 20:27 |
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Sjs00 posted:Well the primary timeloop existential compromise one had a primarily white lead with one or two seconds worth of ethnic footage approximately every 11miutes whole lotta gems if you dig through Mr. “There’s already enough Minorities on TV”’s rap sheet heads up Sjs00 posted:Is it weird that that is what I would like to do Transmetropolitan had people whose whole job was just to walk around the city decked up in camera rig bodysuits streaming 24/7 and I’m surprised no SV startup has tried something like that. Just the far more dignifying job of strapping 4G kits onto homeless people.
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 21:46 |
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I understand sports merchandise is insanely priced surely they could have sold that garbage for twice that amount.
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# ¿ May 25, 2019 08:05 |
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Actually I’m curious how do yearly increases in mortgage payments (yes I understand there is such a thing as “fixed rate”) compare vs rent increases? I honestly get the feeling that banks are less parasitic than landlords in that regard.
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# ¿ May 28, 2019 01:26 |
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keep in mind that this contributes to the high turnover rate at restaurants, which in the end totally fucks over organizational structure and raises costs, and the best part about that is management and owners won’t stop bitching about that. just an ouroboros of poo poo.
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# ¿ May 29, 2019 17:35 |
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your wife, as some kind of IRL Daughter of Nurgle, loving rules
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# ¿ May 29, 2019 20:36 |
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KiteAuraan posted:Counterpoint: Two of the biggest Commies I know IRL both did the Boba Fett thing. yes because unlike Jedi and Troopers, Boba Fett is a worker
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2019 05:09 |
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Nick Mullen’s joke about “Now explain to me, how come the biggest child actor in Hollywood has no teeth?” is historical canon to me now.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 02:02 |
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Woof Blitzer posted:They're retiring to Myanmar. Jeez read the article you trolls Good idea, rents have really gone down over there thanks to the whole ethnic cleansing of Muslims deal. Look out for my new Buzzfeed article, The Top Seven Humanitarian Crises that Millennials can Take Financial Advantage Of.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 22:05 |
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yeah they filled mess halls with subways and McDonald’s. very adbusters.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 01:41 |
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Shame Boy posted:How does the pubic hair get there huh wonder what all this cum is doing by the dedicated child porn and snuff video watching station also if that couple’s really got their retirement banked on stock investments then i can’t wait for the inevitable followup article a few years from now
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 16:55 |
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think optimistically, there is ample opportunity to rewrite history such that none of our descendants will know of anyone born prior to the tick of the clock on 12:00 January 1, 2000 you might even call it a moral prerogative
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 02:46 |
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we’ll rename him Carlos Marquez his best friend is Federico Angelo
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 03:15 |
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Rarity posted:Good to know that Subway thinks boys spying on girls while they change is totally cool and good The Bloop posted:Remember Jared? Jared Fogle: Origins
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 19:12 |
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boy that’s not a blatant disaster hazard right there
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 08:52 |
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Chapter One “A penny saved is a penny earned” -old Chinese proverb
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2019 21:47 |
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Carl’s jr has toys?
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2019 08:15 |