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MY POSTING GUIDELINES We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Then they're no friends of mine I say we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world, leave the real one far behind. And we can dance.
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ThndrShk2k posted:Broke: Bernie Could've Won Sung: Bernie's got a gun...
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Jul 14, 2018 23:18
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Serf posted:i was worried there would be no more succ Happy days are here again The time is right for makin' friends Let's get together, how 'bout a quarter to ten Come tomorrow, let's all do it again Boys will be boys, better let them have their toys Girls will be girls, cute pony tails and curls Must put an end to this stress and strife I think I want to live the succing life
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Jul 15, 2018 02:39
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(Re: DWS's book) Whoever taught you how to speak your mind Never knew you'd turn out to be an idiot And I might be stupid But I'ma keep it movin' like I know what I'm doin' Whoever thought you had a God drat clue Never knew you'd turn out to be an idiot I might be a fool But I seem so cool when I'm next to you Aight
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Jul 15, 2018 10:44
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etalian posted:Yeah if you do the right mystical formula the Turtle won't gently caress you over. *points at decorum*
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Jul 16, 2018 02:28
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gradenko_2000 posted:anyone remember when people thought Obama could pass a card-check law? I mean, he could have...
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Jul 16, 2018 14:08
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The Nastier Nate posted:I read this and my first thought was "There's a progressive Democrat caucus?" where the gently caress have they been? Shouting into the void, along with the rest of us.
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Jul 16, 2018 15:13
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She'll make noise about running and then when everyone screams NO at her will pass it off as "encouraging the next generation of leaders what of course I'm not running again why would you ever think that"
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Jul 16, 2018 16:06
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Yinlock posted:it doesn't help that the same interview keeps getting posted over and over with increasingly misleading headlines Within the week the interview will be described as her getting on stage with Netanyahu and declaring that he's generously offered to work with her to investigate these false claims of a Gaza massacre.
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Jul 16, 2018 19:31
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:hey succ zone, succ on this EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY LIKE HARRY POTTER, WHERE ONLY PLUCKY YOUNG SCHOOLCHILDREN CAN SAVE US FROM THE ULTIMATE EVIL. Twenty-something progressives and socialists begin winning Democratic primaries. IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE THAT LITERAL
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Jul 16, 2018 19:33
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I don't believe in controlled opposition because that implies that someone is in control. And you will never convince me of that.
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Jul 16, 2018 20:55
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ThndrShk2k posted:And you think cultivating such a demographic isn't a plausible Illuminati project? The idea of the illuminati isn't plausible. And no, that is not what they want me to think and I will not wear your stupid moon glasses.
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Jul 16, 2018 21:15
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theCalamity posted:why would I need to name names Why wouldn't you?
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Jul 17, 2018 03:51
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theCalamity posted:laziness Eh, fair
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Jul 17, 2018 04:02
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Condiv posted:https://twitter.com/BrentWelder/status/1017879631616241664 But she talked to the wrong podcast.
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Jul 17, 2018 18:31
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Frijolero posted:don't pretend like Deray isn't a huge loving dipshit who deserves constant ridicule I barely know who Deray is e. And I refuse to find out
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Jul 17, 2018 18:36
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I have ascended beyond the mere human limitations of the succ, and am now capable of being angry about many things, all at once.
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Jul 17, 2018 19:09
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ThndrShk2k posted:I call into question Hillary being anything remotely close to 'magnetic' on her own. This isn't the first time I've heard her being described as pretty charming in person. Not like Bill, who's basically a charm elemental, but much less plastic than she comes across as in public. That doesn't say anything about her political instincts or moral character (or Bill's, for that matter).
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Jul 17, 2018 19:40
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Zhulik posted:Until recently, the go-to way to let others know your ideas were Smartest was to announce that you were fiscally conservative, but socially liberal. They usually involve the word "access"
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Jul 18, 2018 20:04
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Corky Romanovsky posted:you talking about Deez Nuts? His name was Rodney Stooksbury or something, which I think is Southern for "Deez Nuts", yeah.
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Jul 19, 2018 01:29
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That's just the first draft, guys. The final version: "For the people, you know, some of them, however many is sustainable, we have to be realistic especially in the face of all this Russia stuff, we really can't commit to anything til that's dealt with"
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Jul 19, 2018 15:01
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The Little Kielbasa posted:CC is an essential element of the Zone ecology imo. WJ, otoh, is only useful on slow news days, and we may not ever see one of those again. Yeah, with WJ we can just post getfiscal's twitter feed and pretend to take it seriously. Though I suppose, as the official DNC Sin Eater, CC does not need to actually be posting for us to react to positions we have decided he's taken. Carry on.
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Jul 19, 2018 18:42
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comedyblissoption posted:this is a higher probability than under president clinton No it isn't. (Both probabilities are 0.)
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Jul 19, 2018 20:58
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ThndrShk2k posted:BERNIE/RACCOON 2020 RACCOON, WHO IS NOT EVEN A HUMANOID
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Jul 20, 2018 17:34
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GalacticAcid posted:...are you contending that stalin was a liberal If a beardy dude with glowing eyes says you're a liberal, you're a liberal. That's the rule.
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Jul 20, 2018 18:26
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The Nastier Nate posted:hello fellow suck zoners, I think I'm gonna run for office as a democrat, here are my signature platforms 1 is good, or at least a good start, but we need people to have some skin in the game so we need to limit these tax credits to dishwashers at startups. 2, I worry that no one actually knows how to pronounce quinoa or what it is so we're going to need you to fully fund and run these ads through our partner ad agency about quinoa and its advantages for data center consolidation. 3, as my colleague Doctor Modulus has indicated, is just going to drive away moderate Republicans whose votes are ours by divine right. That said, I guess people are kind of angry about this babies in cages thing...oh. Oh, I've got it. Pledge your support to a bipartisan congressional investigation into Russian infiltration of ICE and the Russian subversion of our baby prisons. Did you know that more than half of those babies we're torturing are actually Russian spies? It's really disturbing stuff, I know. That will be ten thousand dollars.
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Jul 20, 2018 19:43
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:what we really need to do to Critically Uphold Venezuela and Russia is to vote in the shittiest, most spineless libs we can find and then yell at them when they invade syria. In fairness to his other point, we can find waaaaaaay shittier and more spineless libs than Gillibrand.
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Jul 23, 2018 17:55
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Shark Sandwich posted:dunno how posters this thread can look themselves in the mirror after they failed Abuela. it was HER turn and you all ruined it! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN! AHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA
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Jul 23, 2018 18:53
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Condiv posted:I’m not sure I quite get the attack on Cynthia Nixon here. are we supposed to see “she’s rich” and immediately assume she’s a liar about her political beliefs? what’s that say about the rest of the rich dems who claim to care about creating opportunity? Yes. See also Bernie Sanders having a beach house for every day of the week.
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Jul 23, 2018 19:35
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Hot take: Cynthia Nixon, by starring in the abysmal Sex And The City 2, and thus contributing to the destruction of a lucrative and beloved television and film franchise, has struck a greater blow against capitalism than most so-called socialists could dare to dream of.
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Jul 23, 2018 19:38
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Matt Zerella posted:I still love and adore the "how are you gonna pay for that" argument. "I'm not. You and all your billionaire buddies are."
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Jul 24, 2018 16:30
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But she plays a RUSSIAN on Orange Is The New Black so who's REALLY lending their support?!?
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Jul 24, 2018 19:30
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Iron Twinkie posted:Their plan is to take a sack, fill it with 25 billions dollars, and hand it to the telcom industry. Who will then proceed not to in any way roll out broadband for all.
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Jul 25, 2018 15:49
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anime was right posted:normal brain: overseas people are stealing our jobs universe brain: why haven't they stolen ALL the jobs yet
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Jul 25, 2018 18:43
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The only thing I really know about Hamilton is the song that Dessa recorded a cover of (which I think was cut from the actual show), the first half of which is all about calling Alexander Hamilton (I assume) a self-owning idiot.
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Jul 25, 2018 19:25
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WampaLord posted:"This is for Hillary" You have invented a new kind of stupid A 'damage you can never undo' kind of stupid An 'open all the cages in the zoo' kind of stupid 'Truly, you didn't think this through?' kind of stupid ...this is still about Hamilton, right?
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Jul 25, 2018 21:49
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Welp, I'll start the GoFundMe
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Jul 26, 2018 14:12
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Greenwald's a big ol' contrarian where anything Russia-related is concerned (I think what set this latest thing off is him saying that there's no reason to take Michael Cohen's accusations on faith, which, whatever), but he's probably no worse in this regard than, say, Joementum*. As for Reality Winner, yeah, the Intercept hosed up there, and yeah, he bears some measure of "the buck stops here" style responsibility for that, but there's a pretty big gulf between that and the Zegermans Theory, wherein Glem personally ratted her out to the NSA out of spite and drove her to federal prison himself and has probably joined ICE just in case it turns out she can be deported. ___ *"But he's probably...Joementum."
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GalacticAcid posted:because she has good ideas, that's the only reason John Kerry with her ideas would sink like a stone. The good ideas (and existence of ideas at all) certainly are a plus, but she's good at talking to people like they're people instead of data points, and that's the actual edge she has.
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