Aurubin posted:

God I hate these loving people.

really queer Christmas posted:

that seems pretty decent, but would anyone trust him to follow through?

theCalamity posted:

This unsucc is like an insulin shot and it dropped my succ levels to a dangerous low. I need more succ to sustain me

Barry Convex posted:

of course Tapper regurgitates the Mercatus talking points lol
https://twitter.com/cnnpolitics/status/1030469801066426370?s=21

quote:

Borrowing straight from Trump administration talking points, Tapper reported on the UN voting 128 to 9 in an emergency session against the US moving its embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem—a gesture effectively solidifying 50 years of illegal military occupation—by heavily implying antisemitism was to blame. In the segment, Tapper employed a popular, superficially appealing pro-Israel talking point that the UN was “singling out” Israel at the expense of other Bad Countries. “Among the 128 countries that voted to condemn the US on this issue,” Tapper charged, “were some countries with some questionable records of their own.”

He then listed Official Bad Guy countries Venezuela and Syria, along with their alleged crimes, as well as Yemen—a bizarre choice, since Yemen’s UN votes are cast by a government-in-name-only that’s been displaced by a rebellion, and hence isn’t responsible for much of anything. It would have made more sense to list Saudi Arabia, whose war on Yemen has killed thousands of civilians there, but the Saudis were suspiciously absent from Tapper’s segment.

Echo Chamber posted:

30 Rock sucked.

etalian posted:

Lastgirl posted:

Bernie, extremely Walter White voice:] I won

Taintrunner posted:

Democrats: The Party of Trump

comedyblissoption posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSMGrKSUgj4

Rastor posted:

In his ads he at least spoke like a normal person (when he spoke at all) but his concession speech is truly astonishing to watch because it is REALLY obvious that he has been watching just a shitton of Obama speeches:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec9LxDbpq9E


He was such an obvious product of focus-grouped centrist machinery that after his loss Clickhole lampooned him:

https://news.clickhole.com/back-to-the-drawing-board-dnc-scientists-just-carried-1825121275

really queer Christmas posted:

didn’t stop obama

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1032434025997193219

Barry Convex posted:

https://twitter.com/nathanhrubin/status/1032667481847095296?s=21

aside from all the deranged Russiagate conspiracy theories, sure

loquacius posted:

"Really understands how to get things done" is a political descriptor

say what you will about Mussolini, that guy made the trains run on time

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

a large scale, organized, domestic terrorist attack of Goldman Sacks which includes the execution by AK-47 of the entire board and most of their senior leadership.

Nikita Khrushchev posted:

who wants some SUCC ZONE
https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/1034864991525060609?s=19

quote:

Barack Obama is nudging him to run. His inner circle is actively encouraging it. Obama world’s clear and away 2020 favorite is sitting right here, on the 38th floor of the John Hancock Building, in a nicely decorated office at Bain Capital.

And Deval Patrick has many thoughts on what he says is Donald Trump’s governing by fear and a dishonest pitch for economic nostalgia, while encouraging a rise in casual racism and ditching any real commitment to civil rights.

Obama strategist David Axelrod has had several conversations with Patrick about running, and eagerly rattles off the early primary map logic: small-town campaign experience from his 2006 gubernatorial run that will jibe perfectly with Iowa, neighbor-state advantage in New Hampshire and the immediate bloc of votes he’d have as an African-American heading into South Carolina.

Valerie Jarrett, Obama’s close adviser and friend, says that a President Patrick is what “my heart desires.”

David Simas, Obama’s political director in the White House and now the CEO of his foundation, used to be Patrick’s deputy chief of staff and remains perhaps his biggest fan on the planet.

Obama himself—who is personally close to Patrick, and counts him among the very small group of people whom he thinks has actual political talent—has privately encouraged him to think about it, among others.

quote:

Obama veterans light up at the mention of Patrick's name. In self-assurance, style and politics, they see the former Massachusetts governor as a perfect match, the natural continuation of Obama’s legacy.

“If you were to poll 100 notable Obama alumni, the only two people who would win that 2020 straw poll right now are [Joe] Biden and Patrick,” said one former senior White House aide.

theCalamity posted:

https://twitter.com/andrewcuomo/status/1034922557982564353

Nichael posted:

Biden is a progressive hero who has only tried to sabotage the campaigns of two lesbians pushing for Medicare for All in the last week.

Lawman 0 posted:

Where's the punchline

etalian posted:

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

The Muppets On PCP posted:

swedgin!!! hang dai!!!