Succzone: If they take away your vote, there's only one way to take it back: VOTE

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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 18:54

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:42

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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1018217690190802949?s=21

succccccccccccccccccccccccccc

e: lol even the ad read is loving succ as poo poo

Phone fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jul 15, 2018

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 01:24

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Serf posted:

i was worried there would be no more succ

there will never not be succ

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 01:43

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galenanorth posted:

yeah, if these people are working and watching TV at the same time, they're probably distracted and working more slowly, stealing productivity that rightfully belongs to their bosses

(I am kidding)

it an unironic solution to the plague that is open workspaces and hotdesking

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 01:48

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Squizzle posted:

those sound like sex acts

are they actions of sexual character

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/07/in-open-offices-workers-chat-70-less-are-less-productive-and-email-more/

the tl;dr is that a lot of office jobs are moving to a more open floorplan in order to make it absolutely crystal clear to the employees that they're more temporary than the furniture

further research also suggests that it is actively damaging peoples' memories, but this is the succ zone and not the dystopian cyberpunk future zone

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 01:57

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gradenko_2000 posted:

is it weird to think that working from home is better for productivity in some cases because having a silent space where you can focus is better than throwing everyone together into a noisy, un-walled space? Not that I am advocating for "working from anywhere, all the time", just making the best of my options.

that's the other wide extreme of the workplace and your home not being clearly delineated, so you wind up with people pulling 12 hour days from home because going downstairs to make some coffee looks bad because you were afk from whatever instant messenger service is versus hitting up the breakroom

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 03:47

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this isn't going to bode well for voters in... bakersfield...?

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 05:12

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RottenK posted:

when did that happen

on a day ending in y

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 05:54

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

We can still talk about tweeting pictures of guillotines to billionaires, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ

# ¿ Jul 15, 2018 21:36

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World War Mammories posted:

I'm down for barbara lee

same but unironically

someone smarter than me has surely already written a piece about the confluence between Russia Russia Russia and capitalism being total dogshit, since the whole motive is just to make a shitload of cash; capitalism's enthrallment to profit made it try to destroy democracy for a buck, et cetera. so despite bad dems calling de leon supporters KGB and all, I still think there's an opportunity to be had in keeping that facet of don and the gop's awfulness in the public sphere. I'll have a spicy chicken filet, a small sprite, and a frosty. thanks.

you can draw a straight line from the [neo] liberalization of the post-ussr where every single ghoul was ripping the copper out of the wall and making deals with oligarchs. he's gotten his name dragged a bunch semi-recently, but mark ames has some :eyepop:

stories about russia in the 90s and into the early 00s.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 07:04

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yeah but now he has all of that political capital that he cashed out to go to pedophile island

# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 14:13

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at least in dune the main character gets hooked on space heroin and the mean bitchy space moms have an actual pain box

# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 20:36

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Stairmaster posted:

the replies to that tweet own

clinton bad but have you heard of TRUMP!?

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 04:33

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that's not sorry to bother you

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 04:45

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Lambert posted:

These people don't even have a plan to stop "the Russian takeover". No one is proposing any reforms to state election law (like getting rid of voting computers and machines) or possible ways to transform the Republic to be more representative. Being very concerned on Twitter won't change anything.

step 1: impeach trump
step 2: president pence
step 3: ???
step 4: theocratic rule in america

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 13:41

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spacetoaster posted:

The MIC is a pretty fuckin secure job right now.

yeah they're all moonlighting as cnn special correspondents

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 13:43

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Corky Romanovsky posted:

Why do people hate Snowden?

breaking decorum before decorum was a thing

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 13:59

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Corky Romanovsky posted:

lol, that would upset the donor class so it isn't gonna happen

besides the real estate DEALS, the other thing is campaign finance fuckery (see: real estate deals) and lol if you think that the dems are going to do anything about it

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 15:29

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i'm still laughing at "strzok is a household name"

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 16:08

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ThndrShk2k posted:

Don't do anything to implement it
Just consider it

It's an important thing to be considered, but we did not do it for a reason.

access to consider a universal basic income

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 21:42

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Joementum posted:

i lust for death

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1019365197335662593

i checked out what the "reasonable" people were saying a few days ago and came across "we need more people like avenatii in the democratic party because he energizes people" and closed the tab

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 12:54

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Barry Convex posted:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1019682553559748609

im not mad, you're mad

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 23:26

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JAR is Exhibit A to dispel any idea that america is a meritocracy

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 02:54

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ThndrShk2k posted:

Stein's recount grift was apparent and anyone onboard is a hypocrite if they wanted Hillary because Hillary wanted Donald to promise to not call the election a sham after she won and she lost and everyone including her has called it a sham since.

She deserves to keep those fools' money.

it wasn't a grift, the clinton campaign refused to do a recount

watwch that ccc video i posted like 5 months ago about voter fraud

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 03:58

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Wo55F08-Y&t=1225s

start at ~20ish minutes until 38 minutes

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 04:08

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MaxxBot posted:

neera go on cumtown

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 19:59

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a curated selection from the comment section of this article about wapo being a piece of poo poo https://splinternews.com/white-supremacy-thrives-in-darkness-1827704781

the empire deserves to fall

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 22:05

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i tuned in and heard this loving cursed phrase

"there are 4 main players when it comes to cyber: russia, china, north korea, and iran"

then i closed the window

and then i made this post

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 22:17

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radio lab is a psy op, don't @ me

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 05:13

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uuuuuuuuuugu comey sempai hit that back wall uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~~

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 23:38

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Lastgirl posted:

oh dear we're back into the Candice Aiston saga are we

maggie: out

candice: in

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 04:05

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spoilers for the opening of this week's chapo but

quote:

That�s what drives us at OZY: the idea that more is possible. And we�re not afraid to challenge assumptions about the way the world is in order to see the world the way it could be. That conviction is right in our name. Yup, it�s from the Percy Bysshe Shelley poem �Ozymandias.� And yup, most folks read that poem as a caution against big egos and the impermanence of power.

We read it differently. To us, the poem says think big, but be humble , lest you end up �two vast and trunkless legs�in the desert.�

We know that�s an unconventional interpretation. And that�s who we are. Because in a world littered with conformity, we like to see things differently. We hope, through OZY, you will too.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 04:42

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forbidden dialectics posted:

(yes its real)

this is the succ zone

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 05:20

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Cerebral Bore posted:

They bought into the lie because they had to, but since the lib mind is incapable of admitting error they're still clinging onto the lie well after it's not only lost its effectiveness but has become a liability.

but remember, if you insist that the democratic party establishment is the real threat at hand, you're a loving idiot moron who loves trump and the rest of THE REPUBLICANS

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 16:25

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it's hilarious because it's trying to work within the system, play by the rules, sucking it up and attempting to be the bigger person, etc and it's just being met with "WE NEED TO GO MORE RIGHT"

yo dude, we're trying to not pull out the guillotines, we are trying real hard to do you a solid

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 16:28

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hillary did nothing wrong

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 18:43

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Condiv posted:

I�m not sure I quite get the attack on Cynthia Nixon here. are we supposed to see �she�s rich� and immediately assume she�s a liar about her political beliefs? what�s that say about the rest of the rich dems who claim to care about creating opportunity?

nixon got her money the wrong way by receiving a paycheck in exchange for her work as an actress unlike good dems who either inherit their money from their parents or host 100k a plate fundraisers

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 19:09

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making hay out of nixon having however much she does opens the door for "well cuomo is only worth 5 million checkmate you so called socialist"

yes money bad, and technically she has made money from saudi arabia if you squint real hard and make a medium post about it, but eye on the prize: she's making cuomo squirm.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 20:02

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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

The max wage should be maybe 100k a year. And the minimum wage 99k a year.

99.6% of "poor" households have an equitable wage in society :unsmith:

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 20:03

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 16:42

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it's also important to point out that obama persecuted the gently caress out of whistleblowers

# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 20:22

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