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pram
Jun 10, 2001
*checks bank account to make sure direct deposit came in*
*reads reddit for 8 hours*

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
working hard on titan, I’ll let you know when it’s done

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


busily, visibly and uselessly panics

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

pram posted:

*checks bank account to make sure direct deposit came in*
*leaves*

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

alternatively:

checks bank account to make sure direct deposit came in
fakes death, flies to belize

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

The Management posted:

working hard on titan, I’ll let you know when it’s done

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ur banned lol

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

javascript

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

The Management posted:

working hard on titan, I’ll let you know when it’s done

FPBP

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



oh god how did this happen i don't know anything about computer

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

The Management posted:

working hard on titan, I’ll let you know when it’s done

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
oh god oh god oh god what if today is the day that everything comes crashing down because our infrastructure is held together by tape and prayers

Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug
*hosts a torrent seedbox, a personal website, and a tor exit node on company bandwidth without telling anyone*

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Lysidas posted:

*hosts a torrent seedbox, a personal website, and a tor exit node on company bandwidth without telling anyone*

no irc node?

I hosted a squid proxy on the company website to get around the web filter that the dumb company that bought us forced on us.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i hosted a doom server on company bandwidth for a while at lastjob

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

*takes several hits off thc vape pen in the server room at lunch*

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

time 2 jack up my employer's power bill by running bitcoin mining agents

pram
Jun 10, 2001

my bitter bi rival posted:

*takes several hits off thc vape pen in the server room at lunch*

hell, same

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

pram posted:

*checks bank account to make sure direct deposit came in*
*reads reddit SA for 8 hours*
*answers one email to make sure it's clear i'm too busy to assist someone*

edit whoops forgot one

*goes home and drinks heavily and tells everyone it's because of work*

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Whoa whoa, that sounds like a job for a developer. I just check the apache logs.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
An American dreamer. A maverick spirit. An adventurous risk taker with a rebel heart and a romantic streak. Curious. Confident. Creative. Cool.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

pram posted:

An American dreamer. A maverick spirit. An adventurous risk taker with a rebel heart and a romantic streak. Curious. Confident. Creative. Cool.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
screen with multiple terminals constantly scrolling logs so I look busy

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
I'd probably get a coffee or something

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
ive got a 1000 line bash file full of aliases to extremely trivial commands so I can say I know how to program

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

got my trusty copy of DHTML in 24 hours proudly displayed on my desk

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
insists on hosting our own machines in a datacenter instead of paying for cloud hosting, runs gentoo on server.

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

The Management posted:

insists on hosting our own machines in a datacenter instead of paying for cloud hosting, runs gentoo on server.

living the dream

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

The Management posted:

insists on hosting our own machines in a datacenter instead of paying for cloud hosting, runs gentoo on server.

lmao

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

The Management posted:

insists on hosting our own machines in a datacenter on site in a closet instead of paying for cloud hosting, runs gentoo on server.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
the closet rack is full of three custom supermicro 1u servers that are 98% underutilized

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



The Management posted:

insists on hosting our own machines in a datacenter instead of paying for cloud hosting, runs gentoo on server.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

pram posted:

the closet rack is full of alienware gaming rigs that are 98% underutilized

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I spent 3 hours today wondering if I should grow my hair super long, my beard, or both.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i wonder if i could pull off the kylo ren haircut

i probably could

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

nine fives of uptime, baby. I'm going to lunch.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Suspicious posted:

oh god oh god oh god what if today is the day that everything comes crashing down because our infrastructure is held together by tape and prayers

gently caress this hits close to home

asp classic on iis with an access backend
cleartext passwords
actual checks in the code that compare username and password to find out whether you're allowed to do something
homebrew crm system
no version control
actual cms part only worked in ie6
overwrite modified files on server directly with filezilla
unregistered copy of winrar already counting 400 days

but i managed to get away, eventually

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Salt Fish posted:

I spent 3 hours today wondering if I should grow my hair super long, my beard, or both.

def. both

pram
Jun 10, 2001

:yes:

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GenJoe
Sep 15, 2010


Rehabilitated?


That's just a bullshit word.

my bitter bi rival posted:

nine fives of uptime, baby. I'm going to lunch.

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