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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
look at what the horrible oval office is doing now

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1022413754162728961

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Can we start taking bets on who gives the most ridiculously pathetic insincere eulogy?

I'm gonna go with HRC, provided she outlives him

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
insincere? from hillary clinton?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

Can we start taking bets on who gives the most ridiculously pathetic insincere eulogy?

I'm gonna go with HRC, provided she outlives him

carter

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

That which is dead may never die.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
I hope Henry Kissinger lives long enough that he can be convicted and executed for war crimes.

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
Straight up lich motherfucker. 20 years from now he's still gonna be alive, looking like the "Chocolate? They're selling chocolate?" lady from Spongebob, and still being scooted into the white house to advise Immortan Kid Rock on who America should bomb or manipulate.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

Can we start taking bets on who gives the most ridiculously pathetic insincere eulogy?

I'm gonna go with HRC, provided she outlives him

tony blair will slither out from behind a rock somewhere.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cerebral Bore posted:

I hope Henry Kissinger lives long enough that he can be convicted and executed for war crimes.

on live television broadcast around the world.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Cerebral Bore posted:

I hope Henry Kissinger lives long enough that he can be convicted and executed for war crimes.

looking forward to hot new Cambodian national holiday

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I honestly thought he died years ago

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Who What Now posted:

I honestly thought he died years ago

He did, and his lich form can only be fueled by wars

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
We must find his phylactery!

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
done.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

The Atlantic let him write an article about loving AI because he saw a TED talk one time and The Wise Old One will grace us now with his pearls of wisdom despite probably not even knowing how to write an email lol

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/06/henry-kissinger-ai-could-mean-the-end-of-human-history/559124/

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
loving AI or a loving article about AI?

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Jose posted:

loving AI or a loving article about AI?

:q:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



It's me the Henry Kissinger and I will never log off, bitch

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
kissinger is literally a goblin

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I knew he was alive, I've just not understood how for much longer than a decade now

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

Can we start taking bets on who gives the most ridiculously pathetic insincere eulogy?

I'm gonna go with HRC, provided she outlives him

pretty sure she genuinely loves the guy

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

The Muppets On PCP posted:

pretty sure she genuinely loves the guy

Yeah, it'd be one of the few entirely sincere things she ever does publicly.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



It's me the Kiss-Man again and I just wanna say I love the following things:

- Being alive
- Skittering through warrens
- Smashing beetles with a rock
- War crimes

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
this man gave america 69 cents per pound bananas.

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

gently caress this bitch fall down the stairs

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Al! posted:

kissinger is literally a goblin

i thought about changing the use of oval office to this in the op and decided not to risk being called antisemitic

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
He could be little more than a clumsy robot in a bag of latex and we wouldn’t be able to tell the difference

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
No OP, he has a purpose and that's what keeps him on this planet. :angel:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jose posted:

i thought about changing the use of oval office to this in the op and decided not to risk being called antisemitic

v. english of you

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Jose, you need to destroy it's phylactery or it will come back.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
henry kissinger is the handsomest man on television

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
He's a piece of poo poo and how is he still alive and McNamara is dead?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


he is sustained by the tortured souls of all those he has killed

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Evil. Prevails.

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.
I honestly think that Kissinger genuinely believes in Mackinder's "world island" theory of geopolitics, and that a Russian-Chinese alliance would command the "heartland" and thus command the "world island." Such geographical determinism is utter nonsense, of course, but it's a nonsense that's shaped diplomacy for more than a hundred years now.

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.
If you think that Mackinder has no real influence on American foreign policy, consider the way that Zbigniew Brzezinski's "The Grand Chessboard" is summarized: "Regarding the landmass of Eurasia as the center of global power, Brzezinski sets out to formulate a Eurasian geostrategy for the United States. In particular, he writes, it is imperative that no Eurasian challenger should emerge capable of dominating Eurasia and thus also of challenging America's global pre-eminence."

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I thought the nerd that influenced American foreign policy was Mahan because of The Influence of Sea Power upon History

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Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
The only thing good about Kissinger is inspiring:

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