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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
They're all absolutely atrocious

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
tachikomas did nothing wrong

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
they're annoying little shits

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
But without think tanks who will cherry pick data and write bullshit studies that affirm their own ideologies and partisan biases before distributing them to the talking heads as white papers and talking points? Who will suck up all the corporate philanthropy dollars to gently caress over consumers and workers without our precious thought tankers? How will Megan McArdle have job? Who will produce the "studies" and "reports" for op-ed writers, thought leaders and bloggers to swipe all their content from? Who will write the pithy phrases and buzz words for morons and bots to puke out over and over again on social media posts?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


breunigs one is pretty cool. its more "his blog where he posts graphs" but really thats pretty much what a think tank is.

https://peoplespolicyproject.org/

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Think Tankies™

Trademark 2018 DBA Former DILF

Former DILF has issued a correction as of 00:18 on Jul 28, 2018

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

breunigs one is pretty cool. its more "his blog where he posts graphs" but really thats pretty much what a think tank is.

https://peoplespolicyproject.org/

yeah but breunigs is also the 'holy poo poo think tanks are awful and our hell system only listens to them, so we need a think tank to actually put out some sane data' think tank, like if you fully abolished them I don't think he'd shed a tear

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i think: tanks alot for this thread OP!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
real tanks are cool

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Release thinkers back into the ocean where they belong

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Calibanibal posted:

Release thinkers back into the ocean where they belong

Give think tankers motherfreakin' Super Swirlies!!!

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Speaking as someone who worked in and around them for several years I wholeheartedly concur.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
what about :thunk: tanks

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Make tank, not think

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

they're annoying little shits

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

What if they only think good thoughts

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Party Plane Jones posted:

what about :thunk: tanks

we need a cspam :thunk: tank. i'll make the wiki

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
but t-34-chan...

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Mods, please change my name to "Think Tankie"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

logikv9 posted:

tachikomas did nothing wrong

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Make love not M1-Abrams

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Vox Nihili posted:

Mods, please change my name to "Think Tankie"

This is my intellectual property and you dont have my permission to use the Think Tankies™ trademark

Think Tankies™ trademark 2018 DBA Former DILF

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

They're all absolutely atrocious

Stop blaming the symptoms for the disease. The problem isn't people pushing policy the problem is the policy that is being pushed.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Former DILF posted:

This is my intellectual property and you dont have my permission to use the Think Tankies™ trademark

Think Tankies™ trademark 2018 DBA Former DILF

I think property is theft, bitch

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
think tank on the scaffold: "but I'm non-partisan!"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

power word- Jeb! posted:

we need a cspam :thunk: tank.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

power word- Jeb! posted:

we need a cspam :thunk: tank. i'll make the wiki

I'll make the guac.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Stop blaming the symptoms for the disease. The problem isn't people pushing policy the problem is the policy that is being pushed.

yea the concept is okay, the problem is that American Thinks are very bad

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
would you ban the urban institute op

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Stop blaming the symptoms for the disease. The problem isn't people pushing policy the problem is the policy that is being pushed.

It’s both actually

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
But if you ban Think Tanks only Think Criminals will have them! How can I Think Defend my Think House without Think Tanks????

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsL9UL9qbv8&t=10s

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Stop blaming the symptoms for the disease. The problem isn't people pushing policy the problem is the policy that is being pushed.

Think tanks only "work" if you have an enormous pool of money to fund them with. Guess what sort of policy goals the people who own this money (let's call them "capital") typically want to fund?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

logikv9 posted:

tachikomas did nothing wrong

This guy gets it

Jose posted:

They're all absolutely atrocious

I was going to post this document on ICBM basing options, written with the help of drugs, as a refutation but its by the US defense department, not the RAND corporation, so : /

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Stop blaming the symptoms for the disease. The problem isn't people pushing policy the problem is the policy that is being pushed.
i'm afraid your pleas will fall on deaf ears, goons love to bitch about """decorum""" more than most other ills of american society, even though it's a symptom of neoliberalism

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
What is C-SPAM if not a thunk dunk?

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

"Leave the thinking to the oxen, they’ve got the bigger heads" - my granma

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Vox Nihili posted:

Think tanks only "work" if you have an enormous pool of money to fund them with. Guess what sort of policy goals the people who own this money (let's call them "capital") typically want to fund?

I mean sure, I should have been more clear, but I couldn't think of a snippy one-liner that would condemn capitalism too.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
p sure youre not gunna have much trouble convincing cspam capitalism is bad and the root of a lot of problems

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Coolness Averted posted:

p sure youre not gunna have much trouble convincing cspam capitalism is bad and the root of a lot of problems

The OP is GBS as gently caress though, hence this thread.

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