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straws?
yes
no
maybe
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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
 

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Yes.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/AbleismDogs/status/1016853030921228288

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
no strawman arguments please

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

ok

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

just smh if you dont take most of your nonalcoholic liquids thru a straw

but also smh if you haven't already bought some good reusable straws and keep one at home & one in the office

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


no straws but silly straws!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


me reading ur posts

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
pleae make this a checkbox poll next time thank you

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
are hollow sounding rods considered straws

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

are hollow sounding rods considered straws

only if they have the bendy bit on the end

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb(!)

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

mormonpartyboat posted:

are hollow sounding rods considered straws

Anything longer than it is wide that you can suck liquid through is a straw

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Anything longer than it is wide that you can suck liquid through is a straw

can or should

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


i tried to vote using a paper straw but it must have dissolved in the internet, a series of straws.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
syringes are the new straws

you heard it here first

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
as my greepgrop always said, "never call a plumber to unclog a straw"

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I SAID NO!

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Abortions for some, ethically sourced biodegradable plastic straws for others.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
:eyepop:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
smdh at this not being a checkbox poll

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Straws are some kind of dumbass hyperloop for your mouth and have no place in the consumption repertoire of a typically functional adult.


Children who use straws too often grow up to be sex perverts.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008




Cool turtle killing image

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



God dammit

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


they say the turtle died because of the straw. maybe he actually died from a cocaine overdose and was using the straw to snort it? just asking questions here. also im legally required to inform you i am a paid lobbyist for Straw Corp of America

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
[Office of Succ Inc.]

heh heh heh... they're like lambs to the strawter :twisted:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Al! posted:

pleae make this a checkbox poll next time thank you

yes no checkbox didn't vote

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
7 - 7 - 18 right now

Still a disturbing lack of consensus on the straw issue

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
this straw poll sucks!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
People who voted maybe are gormless worms

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

me reading ur posts



These own... but I never had any of them as a kid. Definitely a worthy investment though, much like this bad boy right here:

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
considering rear end things rn

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Taping 4 of those little coffee straws together to make one good one rn

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i don't know

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
can you repeat the question?

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1023266846882111488

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