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Friction

# ? Jul 28, 2018 05:17

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# ? May 8, 2024 01:11

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Hi guys. Real Life Peter Griffin here...

# ? Jul 28, 2018 06:11

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

FactsAreUseless posted:

Friction

Nice.

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# ? Jul 28, 2018 07:00

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Every night at midnight a man with long, long arms knocks on my door. It doesn't matter whether I answer or not, or whether the door is locked. He lets himself in. Every night he walks right up to me and declares "Ｉ　ＡＭ　ＴＨＥ　ＧＥＡＲ　ＧＲＩＮＤＥＲ．" After that I think he goes around and messes with all the clocks in my house. It's kind of strange though, I always seem to fall asleep before he leaves and by the time I wake up he's gone. :iiam:

# ? Jul 28, 2018 07:39

barfdog

you know what really gets my goat?

well, he says i'm the only one who *understands* him, i guess i'm a good listener

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 28, 2018 08:12

Dads Dip Cup

you know what really grinds MY gears?

..the IPA 3-in-1, the premier choice in diamond grinding wheels with a level of quality you can only expect from Innovative Products of America. look for it today at your local hardware store

# ? Jul 28, 2018 08:17

barfdog

you know what DOESN'T grind my gears?

WD-40, gets them rolling over real smoooooth

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 28, 2018 08:20

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I bet if you killed all the goblins in your gears they would stop grinding.

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# ? Jul 28, 2018 09:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You know what really burns my rear end???

A 3 1/2 foot flame

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 12:30

Robot Made of Meat

You know what gets my undies in a bundle?

Yup. The dryer.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 28, 2018 14:01

alnilam

minidisc terrorism posted:

you know what really gets my goat?

well, he says i'm the only one who *understands* him, i guess i'm a good listener

# ? Jul 28, 2018 14:10

cda: by Hand Knit

you know what makes me see red? My cones.

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# ? Jul 28, 2018 14:15

alnilam

cda posted:

you know what makes me see red? My cones.

lol

# ? Jul 28, 2018 14:15

alnilam

*ascends from a dive too rapidly, doubles over in pain* ooh that really makes my blood boil

# ? Jul 28, 2018 14:16

alnilam

ya know what makes me mad?

mercury vapor, that's what. this hatmaking job is the worst

# ? Jul 28, 2018 14:25

City of Glompton

alnilam posted:

*ascends from a dive too rapidly, doubles over in pain* ooh that really makes my blood boil

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 28, 2018 14:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You know what really gets me off?

*My lawyer :smug:

*_{_{No, seriously I got arrested when I was 18 and my lawyer got the charges reduced from Attempted Petty Larceny and Criminal Mischief in the 3rd Degree to Disorderly Conduct, my probation ended when I graduated Basic Training- it was a stupid thing that taught me many valuable lessons}}

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# ? Jul 28, 2018 15:17

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

https://puu.sh/B4AUo/6e93322bdb.mp4

# ? Jul 28, 2018 16:11

HaveARottenDay

You know what rubs me the wrong way? My uncle when he rubs my tummy counter-clockwise

# ? Jul 28, 2018 16:37

google THIS

Have the gears stopped grinding, Clarice?

# ? Jul 28, 2018 16:44

Manifisto

geargrindr.net

grinds em real good

# ? Jul 28, 2018 17:20

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Some people like hot brewed but me personally I go for cold pressed ground gears

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# ? Jul 28, 2018 17:47

barfdog

you know what really ruffles my feathers?

my wife, when she's shaking out our goose down duvet to freshen it up

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 28, 2018 20:36

take the moon: by sebmojo

you know what really rustles my jimmies?

the human traffickers that that kidnapped my twin sons jim and james

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# ? Jul 28, 2018 20:44

cda: by Hand Knit

spectres of autism posted:

you know what really rustles my jimmies?

the human traffickers that that kidnapped my twin sons jim and james

lol

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# ? Jul 28, 2018 21:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i just poo poo myself laughing at this thread

_{no really... i just poo poo myself and I'm not very proud of that, pretty sure i just ruined my favorite chair}

# ? Jul 28, 2018 21:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

You know what really pushes my button?
:five:

# ? Jul 28, 2018 22:07

Dungeon Ecology

i will never stop grinding for gear

/loot all

# ? Jul 29, 2018 09:21

barfdog

Dungeon Ecology posted:

i will never stop grinding for gear

/loot all

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 29, 2018 09:40

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Whatever floats your boat, man.

Seawater, freshwater... it's all good

# ? Jul 29, 2018 21:58

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

You know what really whittles my fiddle? A fiddle whittler. Thats what. Wanna fight about it??

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jul 29, 2018 23:18

barfdog

whatever tickles your pickle, man

not sure why you'd do that though since pickles don't have nerve endings and can't produce the desired reaction, but whatever, you do you

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 30, 2018 06:27