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cat stevens named his album "mona bone jakon" after his personal name for his penis. i wouldnt call my dick mona bone jakon.
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"the riddler." couldnt really see calling my dick that, or most of the other batman villains. the penguin. the joker. two face. trying to imagine telling a lady it's time to meet the penguin and, nope, nuh uh, not happening.
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charlotte bronte. great writer. jane eyre was revolutionary. basically the beginning of modern consciousness. can't have henry james, proust, woolf, joyce, any of those writers without charlotte bronte. still, would not call my dick "charlotte bronte" under any circumstances.
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Jul 30, 2018 02:20
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late for dinner. no way, extremely punctual, my dick is
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Jul 30, 2018 03:31
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Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
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penis
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Jul 30, 2018 04:08
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Bobbitt
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Jul 30, 2018 04:20
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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like every single coheed and cambria song title sounds like a dickname, but a braggadocious conceited dickname:
we have time consumer
or everything evil
how's about delirium trigger
or loving neverender
its absurd
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Jul 30, 2018 05:20
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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blood red summer????
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Jul 30, 2018 05:21
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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El Limpo
Steve
Granville St.John Thomas
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Jul 30, 2018 05:27
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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like every single coheed and cambria song title sounds like a dickname, but a braggadocious conceited dickname:
we have time consumer
or everything evil
how's about delirium trigger
or loving neverender
its absurd
you're right.
Al the killer
the suffering
here we are juggernaut
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Jul 30, 2018 05:30
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Any Metallica album.
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Jul 30, 2018 05:38
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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you're right.
Al the killer
the suffering
here we are juggernaut
pearl of the stars is clearly getting all high and mighty about ejaculate
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Jul 30, 2018 05:50
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I would never call my dick "peckerhead", I mean it's just not even an insult at that point, it's like in Toy Story when Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head is like "whaddya lookin' at, ya hockey puck" and the hockey puck just shrugs because how else is it supposed to react, it's literally a hockey puck
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Jul 30, 2018 07:10
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"the pounder" just honestly sounds far too close to a hamburger for me, or any potential suitor, to take it seriously, unless they're a big fan of mcdonalds
mcdonalds is so pedestrian, i go with wendy's names but apparently "jr. bacon cheeseburger" did not inspire awe when i use it referring to my wiener so i went with "chicken nugget" instead
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Jul 30, 2018 21:01
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Richard
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Jul 30, 2018 21:19
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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Biggie Smalls because I feel it would be disingenuous and potentially misleading. Like, is it big? Is it small? How can anyone tell?
notorious d.i.l.z.
wouldn't call my dick that tho, it's a real mouthful
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Jul 30, 2018 22:11
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An Ambulance. Unless, of course, it specifically asked me to call it that.
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Jul 30, 2018 22:12
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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Kirby
Hitler
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Jul 30, 2018 23:17
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Mr. Vagina
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Jul 30, 2018 23:22
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the giggler
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Jul 31, 2018 00:24
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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the jabbercocky
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Jul 31, 2018 00:25
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I strom my thurmond four times every day
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Jul 31, 2018 00:34
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apposite
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Aug 2, 2018 04:35
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Jasper Carapace
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Aug 2, 2018 04:37
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Gollum.
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Aug 2, 2018 13:39
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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The creature from the black lagoon.
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Aug 2, 2018 13:40
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Mr Krabs.
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Aug 2, 2018 13:40
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Jack Sparrow.
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Aug 2, 2018 13:41
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*looking at an online list of baby names* i wouldn't call my dick any of these
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Aug 2, 2018 14:26
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One day nearer spring
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*looking at an online list of baby names* i wouldn't call my dick any of these
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Aug 2, 2018 15:09
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The Dick That Wasn't There
 
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Aug 2, 2018 15:27
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by Hand Knit
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i wouldn't call my dick achilles because how would i know where my mortal weak point is? is it the shaft? the balls? the head? i have no idea man, no freakin idea
what is the heel of the dick
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Aug 2, 2018 16:18
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what is the heel of the dick
back of the nut where the scrote meets the taint
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Aug 2, 2018 17:17
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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what is the heel of the dick
back of the nut where the scrote meets the taint
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One day nearer spring
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Achilles was invulnerable in all of his body except for the heel of his penis because, when his mother Thetis dipped him in the river Styx as an infant, she held him by the heel of his penis, much to the surprise and horror of those watching.
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