2018 The AFC North: I hate buzzing droning noises they set me off fiercely.

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Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Odds on HoF game happening?

Well after a year of suspended work, they have financing again, so.... maybe?

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 14:53

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:43

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

I need a Josh Gordon Avatar, but I don't really want to give up my Joe Thomas one.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 18:51

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Eifert Posting posted:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No one lost in the AFC North today!!!

# ¿ Sep 9, 2018 22:34

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Chris James 2 posted:

Hey, at least you don't need to change your avatar back now

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 01:51

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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

On that subject Denzel Ward has looked legit as hell

A gently caress ton better than Justin Gilbert.

Damarus Randal looks legit too.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 01:33

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Fifty Three posted:

I think this is a Bengals joke, but I need some help here.

It's also a bad at math joke too.

9-6-1.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 17:50

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Watching Hue's post game presser, he all but names Baker the starter. I think he just wants to break it to Tyrod before telling the Media.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 12:34

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Oberst posted:

Suggs is 1st ballot HOF

Suggs is pretty good on Ballers

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 00:41

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

The browns will lose in our latest heartbreaker and Suggs kills Baker on the field.

It's this.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 21:30

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Eifert Posting posted:

Everyone knows that the Bengals ever finally win a playoff game the world is going to end in a beautiful Singularity of Bengals wins.

Just wins everywhere wins all the time

And they finally move above the Browns in longest streak without a playoffs win.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 00:45

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Ghost Dog posted:

virtual tie

Still a W

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 21:44

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AFC North is the only division where all 4 teams are above .500

:smug:

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 22:11

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Sour Diesel posted:

With the HOF game coming up it's technically kind of not really a new season.

The Browns are garbage.

sharknado slashfic posted:

yes

Oberst posted:

Joe looking good, lamar looking dumb, browns are garbage

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 18:22

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If we are garbage what does that make the Ravens?

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 19:14

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Check out @Hawk’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/Hawk/status/1049373012779261955?s=09

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 00:13

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

The streets of Baltimore still run red with tuberculosis blood

And have you ever even been to Cumberland?

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 01:31

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sharknado slashfic posted:

Everything in maryland outside the 95 corridor is basically ohio but with small mountains or marshes so

Yeah, Allegheny and Garrett counties.......woof.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 02:51

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

peter king watching the bengals last second field goal sail through the uprights to beat the steelers 31-30 pouring another glass of bourbon realizing he can't ignore writing about the bengals anymore

Didn't he is to be a beat writer for them?

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 15:46

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Gatts posted:

I just want to note that I was not supportive of Baker Mayfield being drafted #1 for the Browns and I was wrong. Ward was also a great pick. I think whoever chose this draft knew what they were doing for once. I hope to see this happen next year.

I wonder where we will fall in the picks line. I'm gonna guess around #8 - #10 range this time.

32nd

# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 00:41

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I wanted Darnold and Chubb like every analyst was saying, but I was ok with Baker and Ward because it wasn't Josh Allen and Barkley.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 00:53

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Gatts posted:

No, I'm pretty good with where we're at. Barkley is good tho.

Do we think Chubb can be a full time RB at some point or is he limited to what he's doing now? I suppose it depends on the OLine.

I Think Duke should have gotten a shot as a 3 down back.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 15:41

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How did he not get hurt from that?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 00:19

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

More than just you, you poor deluded bastard. People who don't care about his drop rate or anything else.

Hey I was at least asking if he was any good anymore.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 02:30

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Play posted:

Well that's no good at all for the other teams in the AFC North. That guy could really shore up the Steelers' worst weakness and put them over the edge into playoff favorite.

Haden and Patrick Peterson together? That's :stare:

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 22:25

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That was pretty Random

# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 23:08

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

5ths are like pokemon to Dorsey

Avery was a 5th right?

# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 23:31

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I know Browns fans that refuse to have any hope because they still hate Baker and Denziel.

Ok just one.

Because they are short.

He is like 5'7"

# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 00:34

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Play posted:

I'll take a shorter guy that will be in position to contest a catch any day over a tall "physical" corner that can't stay with anyone out of their break. Tell your friend he's a dumbass

He literally swore off the Browns for drafting 2 "Midgets" in the first round. His Words.

I'm super hyped about this team.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 00:42

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jase1 posted:

I will be at the Browns game tomorrow so that means they are gonna win and bring my record of seeing browns games to 3-19!

Mine is 2-1

# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 19:21

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Black Sunshine posted:

I'm 3-1

I saw the Oilers get killed in '94, the Raiders of course lost when I saw them in '03 and '14 but hey at least I got to see JFF's hilariously sad first NFL start where the Bengals murdered him.

The only game that was actually good and fun was the one in Municipal Stadium, shameful poo poo right there

I was at the 6-3 vs Seattle win, then at the victory against the Bengals Weeden's rookie year. I didn't get back up until last year for the Jets game.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 01:32

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Eifert Posting posted:

That Weeden game was loving infuriating.

That was back when I was teaching in Korea and I was watching the 4th quarter in the teacher's office. This really neurotic third grader who always got on my nerves was in the office and asking me questions about the game. And every time anything that went against the Bengals happened he would go "oooohhhhhhh nnnnoooooooooo" and I just wanted to shake him.

There was a DT running back a fumble like 60 yards before he got tackled by your fullback

Also, I was sitting behind a guy that kept going SHUURR-MUUUR after each dumb play. It was hilarious.

Flikken fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Oct 21, 2018

# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 02:28

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

Isn't Bosa hurt? Isn't pass rusher one of Cleveland's strengths?

He's from Ohio State, Browns fans have an irrational love for former Buckeyes

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 03:01

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Play posted:

There's been plenty of people defending him in the Hot Seat thread, which honestly completely amazed me.

He sucks. Get rid of him. Y'all are acting like abused wives who promise that their husbands are just under a lot of stress and will definitely stop hitting them soon.

I said if he gets us to 8 wins then it would be hard to get rid of him.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 19:47

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Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Bob Wylie

Let the Coordinators do their thing, this is the correct choice.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 00:43

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My Joe Thomas Jersey arrived!!

# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 20:54

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Gatts posted:

Real talk. What if the Patriots make the post season and Bill throws a dump truck of money at Joe Thomas to Offensive Line....

I'd cry, but I don't think he's going to come out of retirement.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2018 12:00

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LT/WR

# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 22:55

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

Brown's have probably 6 winnable games if the offense plays like this and the defense comes back healthy. Schobert should be back next week.

Please for the love of god Ward be ok.

The Panthers are going to loving brutalize us though

Things we need:

A S/T coordinator
A Kicker
A WR
A Tackle
A LB
Another DT
A Head Coach
A new owner

# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 19:05

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Baker owns

# ¿ Nov 11, 2018 21:54

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:43

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

It’s foggy as hell and there’s a ton of Browns fans and we’re drinking beer with Bengal fans all laughing at how bad Hue is.

Point this out to them

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/hue-jackson-could-be-in-line-to-be-the-bengals-next-head-coach-if-marvin-lewis-exits/amp/

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 17:09

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