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did marsh think that marsh defend your thoughts by apologizing profusely for them
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2018 15:33 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:54 |
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you dont just bench the 2008 diet pepsi rookie of the year
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 01:12 |
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:Imagine having the privilege of accepting Joe Flacco's seed, allowing him to ejaculate deep inside of you dozens of times so that your body can be a vessel for his dynasty.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 00:51 |
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benched up 40 pts in the superbowl
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 04:35 |
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opi
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 15:41 |
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Oberst posted:Suggs is 1st ballot HOF joe too
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 00:42 |
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defaultluser posted:I know I' asking too much here from the Professional Worrier (TM), but you should stop worrying about the Bengals. Almost every year they win the division is because they SWEPT the division, and then stumble their way through four-five other close games with lovely teams. kawa isnt talking about records in this year or success. he cares about lifetime records vs teams, he gets real mad and starts screaming fire harbaugh if some matchups fall below .500 lifetime. like if the ravens won the superbowl 5 times in a row but somehow lost to the r*dsk*ns 5 times in that span he would want the entire team burnt to the ground
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 04:59 |
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every ravens fan suffers greatly from little brother disease but to be so advanced that youve contorted yourself into thinking you are the little brother of the bengals? my god its terminal
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 22:19 |
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the theoretical bengals win is that guys personal superbowl and kawas personal 9/11
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 00:35 |
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virtual tie
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 21:43 |
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Cavauro posted:kawalimus said a lot of correct things in the game day thread today. and i live in his house. Well technically it's both of our house, but he takes care of me a little are you one of zomodoks pet birds, escaped and living with kawalimus
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 22:03 |
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he did far better against the blitz than most rookies from what i saw, which is a very good sign
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 22:21 |
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the browns are made of garbage and poop as are their fans and the ravens are winning the superbowl
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 20:27 |
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browns fans are worse than steelers fans they just never get the opportunity. the afcn has held this evil in check for years but it may finalyl be unleashed upon the world
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 00:32 |
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Kawalimus posted:All fans are worse if their teams are doing good i mean no, ive thought this for years. the browns fans were worse than steelers fans when steelers were winning superbowls and the browns were winning the rights to draft trent richardson with a top 3 pick
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 00:43 |
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you of all people cannot make me justify my opinions you piece of poo poo. their bad!! e: a hex upon a man who would quote this with an intent to own
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 01:02 |
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handheld to the dunk metapod smiles briefly then soils his diapey
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 01:05 |
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all my takes are fundamentally sound, and above all, correct
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 18:24 |
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the titans are lovely unless they beat the ravens then they are Back
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 20:46 |
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:We dey, bitch most teams are, really
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 21:19 |
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Oberst posted:lmfao the bengals are garbage woah is this true
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2018 21:48 |
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what if hes right and the ravens are just that good. makes you think
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 00:31 |
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the ravens
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 15:14 |
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lol what the gently caress happened the ravens are missing their best corner and 2 starters on their line for this game
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 20:08 |
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Kawalimus posted:We're done. why did you do this to poor marlon and james hurst
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 20:19 |
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Kawalimus posted:I'm sorry. I didn't even know they were hurt just buying bobbleheads and snapping their necks while watching birds through some binos. doesnt even know their names, doesnt care
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 20:21 |
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Cavauro posted:The Ravens Will win
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 20:30 |
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the ravens brought the same amount of pressure against brees as they did any other team. the saints spent half the game doing give up runs and less than 3 step drop passes to make sure they didnt get home. in a lot of ways the ravens defense dominated that game, holding them to a very low yards per play. Its just that they got none of the high variance plays that usually go along with that like a turnover or multiple sacks. Brees is an incredible qb and probably only tom brady could have done the same thing he did there, just endlessly converting on quick drops on 3rd and 5+ without also giving up some plays the other way. Even then, if the ball was spotted correctly at a higher than 0% rate on 4th downs the ravens probably win.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 18:39 |
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do coaches have a minimum salary i would imagine not. they love bootlickin
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 01:41 |
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im glad you found some crows, also known as ravens
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2018 23:45 |
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Kawalimus posted:It seems like every other year they are garbage the first couple weeks or so and then turn it on and go on a crazy run. That's why Tomlin is such a great coach. Guess what Harbaugh thinks about the Ravens? He says no adjustments are needed. That's why Harbaugh is a pea-brained dunce and shouldn't be coaching in the NFL and ought to thank his lucky stars he inherited a strong team and just barely didn't f up winning a SB with them. Just like Jon Gruden did in Tampa. almost every single major contributor to that superbowl win was drafted or signed under harbaugh, that doesnt really mesh with a weird revisionist inherited a superbowl team idea. whatever you think about him now its absurd to claim he didn't make that ravens team much, much better. It had not had a deep playoff run since 2003 and went on 5 in a row including a superbowl as soon as he arrived since you are a dunce yourself this isn't me arguing about the here and now I just take exception to you claiming he just lucked into a great team or something. The team very obviously became better after he arrived, irrespective of if you think hes not the coach they need going forward. Ghost Dog fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Nov 5, 2018 |
# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 19:00 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:This is what happens when you trot out a Franchise Quarterback and not Kyle "Super" Boller or Troy Smith well yeah and he didnt inherit that dude, he drafted him Kawalimus posted:2003 they lost in the wildcard round against the Titans at home. I know because I was there. 2006 we got further due to having a bye but lost the first game. It's true we hadn't won a playoff game since 2001 but I don't think much of Billick either. 2006 only didn't win the SB because McNair broke down at the very end of the season. Our defense completely contained Peyton Manning in that playoff game in a year where he was eventually Superbowl MVP. He had 0 touchdowns and 3 interceptions. 2007 the team had a bunch of injuries and McNair broke down further forcing us to use a dual QB team of Boller/McNair which was doomed to fail and the team collapsed midseason and quit completely except for the Patriots game. ur crazy man!! a wild and crazy poster quote:Harbaugh has not developed a single hall of fame player. Ghost Dog fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Nov 5, 2018 |
# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 19:32 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:The odds of the Ravens getting someone better than Harbaugh are not so good. I agree that he probably needs to go, in the same way that Reid was done in Philly, but uh, good luck finding your Doug Pederson. This is about where I am at on it. as a whole head coaches are mostly either wild negatives, net neutral or like 3 of them are net positives. Harbaughs a fine middle manager and thats all most head coaches are. if you need to switch up who your middle manager is just cause of staleness or whatever thats fine, but its going to be rough if you dont find another who doesnt suck Kawalimus posted:The big failing that happened under Brian Billick was Kyle Boller. Billick thought he'd outsmarted everyone with this and it ended up hurting the franchise badly. Even still if we had signed Kurt Warner or even Kerry Collins in those days who knows? Those 03-05 Ravens could have gone a lot further. Most people predicted us to win the division in 04 before everyone knew just how bad Boller was.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 20:18 |
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i dont think thats particularly true, its just every single time they have a decent coordinator hes immediately poached for an hc job. they spent a lot on kubiak, even got a promise from he he wouldnt leave and then he immediately left(for his dream job of hcing where he started and no one was mad about it but it still was lovely luck). caldwell got to be our oc for like 1.5 seasons before a job, didnt even get a full calendar year of chuck pagano. on top of that, they had a pretty long track record of good DCs/defensive guys going on to be head coaches like marvin lewis, and then the last one in that line was rex ryan who just took the entire staff with him when he left, just up and robbed it all and suddenly its gregg mattison time
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 00:42 |
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the offensive scheme this year has probably been the best its ever been tbh. I think that has more to do with gregg roman than marty morningwheg but either way its been very well coached. Theyve done a pretty excellent job helping out with a dumpster fire at RT, shutting down von miller is basically a loving miracle considering james hurst was blocking him for an entire game. The line is atrocious this year and the fact that joe has had as much time as he has speaks wonders about the scheme. Theyve devoted a ton of chip blocks and misdirection to slowing down the pass rush for a qb who has never been good under pressure. Theyve done a better job of it this year than kubiak did, and they've done a similarly good job of generating play action looks without you know, having any run game at all to speak of. Are people that down on the wrs the ravens signed? the offense in general has taken a step back so I'm sure their numbers arent great but signing 3 talented wrs for under market contracts cause they came off down or injured years was a particularly good move. Its nearly impossible to get a #1 wr without drafting them so getting some talented dudes was a pretty big coup considering what the wr corps was set up to look like.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 00:53 |
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what adjustments, specifically, do you think he should make. specifically. with specifics. Specific e: i just know someone else is going to answer this question cause someone else always does then kawalimus just copy pastes what they say over and over again for 3 years in a row
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 01:08 |
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Kawalimus posted:I have no way of knowing exactly what they need to do but you mentioned something like teams figuring out how to make it so we can't rotate suggs out. That's one thing. Our pass rush has stopped working. And we need to get it working again. Our receivers seem to be getting covered better in particular John Brown and we need to work on getting him the production he was getting early on. Plus the running game has been in a funk since the very beginning with no production and fumbles etc. That needs to be worked on and at least improved to an adequate level. i mean this is word salad dude, none of this is a thought its just garbage. Suggs need play better, wr covered is not an adjustment. how do you have so much confidence that there are obvious adjustments that must be made when the only ones you can think of are half remembered things i said? what do you even think is the problem. Wide Recievers Covered is not a problem scheme wise specifically, its a symptom of either bad wrs or bad scheme. You've identified it as a coaching problem. Explain what that is or shut up
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 01:16 |
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That is not an argument and its not specific. Which routes do they need to run, which ones do they run now and which ones are they bad at? Do you actually think route combinations are just rock paper scissors and john harbaugh(who does not coach the offense) is just throwing rock over and over again? I'm not saying you have to know everything or really even anything about wr routes to be allowed to criticize the ravens coaches. I don't really know much at all tbh, but just banging your fist on the table screaming ADJUST with no specifics is some stupid poo poo and its grating as hell to read tbh.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 01:23 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:Well Crabtree is tied for 1st in the league in dropped passes, and the Ravens as a whole are tied for 7th in the league with 12 (if you can trust a site just called "stats"). I'm not entirely enamored with the new and improved wide receivers. hes the best in the league at something and still you complain smh Kawalimus posted:You know I don't know those things. On TV it's hard to see what routes guys are running. That's why I used to like going to the games and sitting way high up. I could focus on whatever I wanted to see. I know more now than I did then so I could watch the receivers and even the offensive line blocking. But back then I just watched the QB and the ball like I would have if I was watching on TV. having no way of knowing information seems like a good reason to not have a strong opinion on what that information is
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 01:31 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:54 |
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I don't think a couple blocked kicks in a season is a particularly meaningful indictment of a coach when we have like 10 other seasons of it not happening. Its pretty clearly just lovely luck. Unless you meant something else
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