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Anidav 14 0.14%
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GoldStandardConure 7 0.07%
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Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

hambeet posted:

gently caress, now I don't know what to call the new greens.

Socialist Alliance... Wait...

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Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

AgentF posted:

Australia Australia Australia Party

United Australian People's Republic Party of Peace and Unity

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Anidav posted:

Budget airline Jetstar is under fire for using foreign cabin crews on Australian routes and paying them a base pay of as little as $100 a week.

And you're surprised? I'm a real man who flies Qantas.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

The sad part is, some will 100% back what this fucker is proposing.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Sparticle posted:

The West has a plague of homegrown terrorists putting Islamic extremists to shame with their frequency and ferocity of attacks: Antifa, an umbrella term for a loose collection of groups and individuals and is meant to be a shortening of the words “anti-fascist”.

The only problem with their self-given label is that Antifa embodies just about everything defining a fascist. Merriam-Webster defines fascism as promoting nation and often race above individuals, standing for a centralised, autocratic government, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition.

Contrastingly, there is very little in any of the victims of Antifa which resembles fascism.

We promote the equal rights and interests of individuals – justice which is blind to identity. Far from a centralised government, conservatives commonly advocate federalism – the competition of the states. Contrasting with autocratic government, conservatives champion the smallest government and least regulation necessary. Conservatives generally prefer free markets instead of economic regulation, and social liberty instead of social regimentations such as enforced political correctness through the various para-judicial tribunals and commissions operating as thought police.

Most notably, conservatives personify the opposite of fascism with our strong advocacy of free speech, even when that speech is bad. If you asked me what single greatest change our parliaments could make to increase personal liberty and freedom of speech in Australia, I would answer the abolition of the Human Rights Commission and the various state-based anti-discrimination tribunals. These are tools of forcible suppression of opposition which real fascists should adore.

In Australia, fascistic leftists are frequently seen forcibly suppressing any opposition to their politics. They physically blocked 50 people from entering a venue in Melbourne last year who wanted to listen to a distinguished paediatrician give a lecture on gender dysphoria. A lot of extra police resources were needed to control the violent behaviour at what would have otherwise been peaceful events when Milo Yiannopoulos and Lauren Southern visited Australia. The extreme left are fundamentally fascistic and resort to violence to attempt to silence dissent.

An early advocate of fascism, Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, observed that one of the few principles of fascism is that any type of questioning the status quo is not to be tolerated. If you do not conform with dictated ideas, even the most violent response is justified to prevent your evil ideas from even being heard by anyone else. Sound familiar?

The violent left are the real fascists: those uncivilised barbarians who refuse to protest peacefully and abide the law, but impose their political agendas on all who disagree. Their insatiable appetite for dictatorial power to control other people’s opinions, jack-booted suppression of opposing ideas and socialist control of the means of production bear all the hallmarks of 1940s Germany’s fascism. They lack only fascism’s ultranationalism – menacingly replaced by the other extreme: globalism.

If Antifa were really opposed to fascism they would behave entirely the opposite of how they usually do, and advocate conservative or even classical liberal policies instead of authoritarianism. The only reason the fascistic left pretend to oppose fascism is because they seek to demonise rather than debate.

Two things happen when leftists call conservatives fascist. One, they redefine yet another word, as they have with “marriage” and “racist”. When it means anything, it means nothing. Two, they remove all doubt of their willful ignorance and they simply look stupid to everyone else by personifying that which they claim to oppose.

The domestic terrorists calling themselves Antifa and those of their kind are the real fascists we should all be concerned about.

This must be a troll post.

"Two things happen when leftists call conservatives fascist"

Progressives call the ~radical right wing~ fascists.

Also there is NO debating when it comes to Nazis/Fascists/Ultra Nationalists- Because they are so hell bent on their twisted political philosophy.

"fascistic leftists"

No such thing. You understand the Communists (ultra left) FOUGHT against the Fascists (ultra right) in WW2 right?

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

hambeet posted:

Copy pasta

Thank gently caress, that was triggering me good.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
So it turns out we have a Veggie Patch Government:

We have Dutton the potato, Abbott the onion, Barnaby as the Beetroot, and Trumble the wet lettuce.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
Peter Dutton's to do list:

1, Order paper shredders

2, Put the cat out

3, Shitpost on Twitter trolling the pinko commie lefties

4, Prepare spill motion

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Intoluene posted:

Malcolm Terminal (thanks Guardian liveblog) looking like he's about to sneeze.

Or bust into tears. "I moved to the right, and they still attacked meeee".

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
Re: the crypto article

Hahaha. Hey I guess GPU prices will be going down now?

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

quote:

“There are 600,000 Muslims in Australia, they share no common interest with what we’re on about,” Newman said. 

“They have no common values, they preach to a different deity

Actually, they do share the same god. Islam believes Jesus and Muhammad were prophets. Christians only believe Jesus was actually god, or the son of God, or both... Both use the old testament as reference.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
12 hours ago: After the vote we totally support Malcolm

Now: Time for another vote!

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
While the libs fight each other like a pack of monkeys throwing poo poo everywhere, Bill and Tanya sit back and enjoy the fireworks

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
https://twitter.com/CroweDM/status/1032427061003018240

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON? gently caress me just call a snap election, dissolve both houses of Parliament and get poo poo sorted.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Lid posted:

I will enjoy watching Abbott vote for Dutton as Dutton loses two leadership challenges in two days.

Just keep calling for new votes until the right person is selected.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

So much for all the "we fully back Malcolm" comments the past few months eh?

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Lid posted:

Post Trump world we were always at war with Oceania

Now is the time for the Emu Nation to rise up and take what is rightfully theirs.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Wrestlepig posted:

australian politics is so loving dumb. america thinks it's the worst at politics because they have one azathoth-esque idiot king but our entire political class is a hollow scramble for power by apparatchiks who inherited everything that is pathetic about this nation's culture, and do so in a way that has constantly failed for everyone involved over the course of a decade. the blatant contempt for the idea of a public good is on constant display, and it's all mired in false echoes of blokiness. Once again we have a conflict over whether we get a fascistic oaf uncle or a suit stuffed with millions of dollars, except we don't get a choice at all because the public rightfully doesn't care about inter-party factions when they vote. 6th time's the loving charm though rite

Welcome to the Westminster system. Every election we vote for our preferred local member in our electorates- Not a President. The Party that has the most local members backing them choose their leader. It has been the system ever since Federation. I think we focus on the states too much and believe we're meant to be the same.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

The Liberal Party: Attempts to save their own personal high paying jobs, by pushing in a member of the conservative right faction, who is despised by voters- To get more support by voters. Genius.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

All hail the future leader of Australia. May his spicy memes be dank, and his fidget spin.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
The ALP is giving the libs a kick up the rear end in the House of Reps right now- Only 7-8 members of the libs on the Government side.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
https://iview.abc.net.au/show/abc-news-24

Big Bad Bill's live now in Parliament.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
GO GET EM' BILL! SHOW THEM NO QUARTER!

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

This is Emperor Palpatine levels of trickery just to put Abbott back into the Lodge

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
I think now is the time for the Age of Strife to end, and for the true Emperor of mankind to arrive to bring order, and Imperial truth.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

rapeface posted:

goddddd the chinese guy on the ABC liking Dutton and thinking that we're letting too many people into the country just makes me so sad.

I know a Polish bloke who came to Australia to GTFO of the Soviet Union- He was the most anti refugee bloke in the work site. It's insane. But it stems to "I worked to much harder to get here than then (based on what I saw in email chains) therefore THEY CAN'T COME HERE"

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
I say we go full Nuclear and push for Pauline to be the new PM.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

drunkill posted:

Pope is on fire, among other things



Looks like a standard Liberal party meeting to me

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Anidav posted:

Wayne Swan next on ABC 24 :getin:

I think Morrison has a better chance than Bishop, the RWNJ's on the Abbott wing see her as a Turnbull Ally.

'Who do you think you'll be facing in the next election?'

"I haven't the faintest idea, and neither does the liberal party"

Shots. Fired.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

rapeface posted:

My lefty, intelligent friend said he preferred her too and I was like wtf

Lemme guess "she's a woman"

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

rapeface posted:

He said something like "I'd be worried about the damage Dutton would do in the months leading up to the election" and "she seems like she's competent", which, when you're evil, not a positive so wtf man

They all remind me of a member of Dr Evil's team so. No. No matter who is chosen- The party members behind the leader will still steer policy direction.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Vote 1 doggo. gently caress Sky News.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
https://twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP/status/1030583500896759808

FIVE DAYS LATER

https://twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP/status/1032382792594685952

Make sure these tweets never go away.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
So they voted in a NEW NEW NEW PM, to hopefully boost numbers in the polls. They succeed in making preferred PM polls WORSE, even though Malcolm was beating Shorten before the spill. Well done libs, well, done. *claps*

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
I look forward to the next leadership spill on Monday.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Ora Tzo posted:

Something of interest.

https://www.canberratimes.com.au/po...821-p4zyv8.html

Prominent MPs and marginal seat holders struggling to secure the millions of dollars needed to mount an effective campaign against Labor.

"The Coalition could also enter the contest without a personal contribution from its biggest political donor - Malcolm Turnbull - who in 2016 donated $1.75 million of his own money but would not do the same should he be dumped as Prime Minister before the next election."

Hahahaha, so they booted out their biggest donor. Genius.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

GoldStandardConure posted:

Rinehart and the other doners are probably pouring money into the IPA and other "think tanks" who will be advertising on the LNPs behalf, so they can point at their empty bank balance and claim they are poor and don't have the unions rivers of gold, while still effectively spending millions on advertising.

BUT
UNION
BOSSES

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

"Just ignore the fact we knifed another PM, nothing to see here, united party here, adults in charge"

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2018/08/25/we-know-where-the-bodies-are-buried/15351192006759

quote:

As Malcolm Turnbull stalled on a second leadership vote on Thursday, by demanding those betraying him identify themselves, some of his conservative colleagues were threatening to release damaging information about him to destroy his career.

“We are ready to open the bottom drawer,” a senior MP told The Saturday Paper on Thursday, after key cabinet members had withdrawn their support for Turnbull but before any second vote had been confirmed.

“We know where the bodies are buried.”

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Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

AgentF posted:

loving Matthias Corman on ABC 24 on knifing day was a huge waste of time for everyone. "The leadership spill is history and we are all moving forward with next generation leadership". The interviewer took issue with that, telling him you can't write off as history something that happened literally an hour earlier. "It's done and we are ready to move on".

Seriously why bother interviewing Liberal politicians? It's spin so repetitive that it's insulting. ABC wasted their time and ours. If you have an obvious spin doctor in your interview you either need to challenge their claims to bits or otherwise don't bother having them on. We know what they're going to say.

I have a feeling the ALP is going to remind all of Australia it happened, every single day, until election night.

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