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Who should be the Mod?
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Anidav 14 0.14%
Dr Spaceman 2 0.02%
JBP 12 0.12%
bell jar 1 0.01%
GoldStandardConure 7 0.07%
Joseph Stalin 10016 99.64%
Total: 10052 votes
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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Getting your dickie snippy as an adult sounds like a bad time.

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Rotate some white South Africans into the farms to give our brave boys a rest imo.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I'm in Greece and all the Australians are yelling "give me xxxxxxxxx fuckin".

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

How could you find yourself anywhere with George Pell and not spit on him?

Kew :monocle:

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

EoinCannon posted:

I passed him in the street once, he's big and imposing and I would be scared to spit on him

A soft liberal.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Not is NSW, but VCAT is pretty straight forward and I'd imagine the two are similar. Pay your $60 or whatever for the hearing and expect the business to not show so you automatically win. If they do turn up, having your receipt and dates in order is all you'll need. It's a short sharp process, you don't need to do anything other then say what you paid for, when you paid for it, what has gone wrong and show the documentation.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
The greens allegations are loving terrible. How loving dumb do you have to be a progressive organisation to not have disciplinary systems and protection for you volunteers though? It's the absolute best way to protect your brand, as opposed to the worst way which is to try and paper over allegations of rape.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Eat poo poo.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
The difference in reporting is shocking. Cant find any major publication that isn't flat out calling them far right extremists.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I frequently have to take taxis for work and they're very often the most hostile, uncomfortable environments to be in before having to meet with someone or apply yourself to a situation. I got out of a cab one day, refused to pay and called a second because this bloke just would not shut the gently caress up about uber and in particular uber driving Indians. I had to repeatedly ask him to give me some peace and he thought that meant he wasn't angry and loud enough for me to understand the problem.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
It's hard to feel empowered and step up when no one in a society is capable of leading your cause.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
My 40k backlog is way too big sorry.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Are you loving serious that the use of the word niggle is new to you and not commonly used in poo poo like insurance advertising and day to day life when a minor annoyance crops up? Jesus Christ.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Best we find all the Faggotini's and make them change their surnames, then ban the pasta as well as rename maggots because my stars how offensive.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
If not blessed with some luck I may have been slain, but fortunately I was able to exploit a Chinese-Australian in his armour.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Peccadillo posted:

Why are people pretending that they say "niggle" all the time

I hear it frequently. I'm pretty sure it's the final tag line of a recent insurance or similar ad. It's common.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Peccadillo posted:

No, why was the question, not "gimme more examples of"

Because it's not some arcane word that no one ever uses unless they want to make anti-black cough drops

E: or more to the point, my "why" is because anyone complaining about the use of an English word unrelated to a slur in it's correct context is a loving idiot.

JBP fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Aug 5, 2018

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
That's your perspective. Not mine.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Peccadillo posted:

That's not even how this deeply necessary common technical meaning works

That's exactly how it works and frequently is used as such when little kids are annoying or goading each other.

Also used this way frequently in sports when two players try to get under each other's skin off the ball.

JBP fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Aug 5, 2018

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I'd probably kill myself if I was Barnaby Joyce tbh

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Haha Pete Fitzsimons owns.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Husar was probably banging her.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I have started going to the gym for three hours a day on average to prepare my body for the glorious physical challenges of our new weather meta.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

GoldStandardConure posted:

it won't help, you'll still melt into a puddle and be eaten by a roving CHUD

Here's my secret I'm the chud :twisted:

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Also yeah don't freak out about it all the time. Any psychologist will tell you catastrophising is unhealthy even if we are all literally doomed to die in a raging global apocalypse of molten flesh, toxic rain and roiling, infinite hell-lightning.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
As the most sensible poster, I accept my nomination.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

You Am I posted:

lol look at this millennial trying to be tough. Ain't it cute?

Congratulations, you just made mod.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Give it to me and bell jar but make it like the nuclear keys where we have to agree on everything then watch this motherfucker burn.

bell jar posted:

i am definitely the best person for this job. me and jbp thread king and queen

Lol I missed this somehow

JBP fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Aug 8, 2018

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

starkebn posted:

My massage therapist today asked me if I had any niggling problems, it made me smile.

I can't go back now can I?

You should have called out racism and fascism in our communities, punched the masseuse, burned the building with them inside.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Just accuse people of being problem drinkers and harass them until they delete their comments while yelling so much for the tolerant left at their computer. I do this to people all the time on Dan Andrews' page it's extremely funny when you click the button to Hoover up the love of many likes and the comment has been removed due to too much ownage.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
It's like a wild boomer safari right now because he's posting a lot about rental laws protecting tenants. Like shooting spivs in a campervan.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Free speech is literally being allowed to speak about the government it's got nothing to do with calling people names or whatever other interpersonal poo poo.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
What's the point of anything when everyone is complaining about power prices being high, then AGL just turns around and posts a cool $1.02b clean profit and is like "haha we understand homes are doing it tough lmao prices are too drat high lol lol lol eat my loving rear end"

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Thank you to this thread and similar online communities that are making Caleb Bond relevant.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
AGL can eat my loving rear end most of the money they make is on wholesale power. Wholesale privately owned power. loving kill me.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
No souv at the food stand. Bad future.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Good.

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Why is this country suddenly so excited about helping the peasantry?

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