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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Thalantos posted:

The first one.

Right on- good to hear you’ve successfully gone through your transition.

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Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

I'm the guy in the comments telling everyone how Vietnam vets didn't pronounce it "Nam" and that there was no 12th infantry battalion.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kemper Boyd posted:

I'm the guy in the comments telling everyone how Vietnam vets didn't pronounce it "Nam" and that there was no 12th infantry battalion.

I'm the guy thanking you for your service in the replies lmfao.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's okay Alex, we're all a little bicurious

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Transsexual porn is surprisingly popular with some straight dudes. Because some guys are so unsure of their masculinity, they can't stand to see a naked man at all.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

EBB posted:

It's okay Alex, we're all a little bicurious

Me and Crusty Minge share an old weed connect that 100% bought into Alex Jones hook line and sinker.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Was it Joe Rogan?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Was it Joe Rogan?

:laffo:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
My shatter dealer is right into Rogan, Shapiro, Peterson and stuff and talks about how soft our generation is etc and I just think to myself "motherfucker, you're a weed dealer who drives around delivering all day and you're calling people soft?" I'm a very socialist and progressive person and I work in a pretty hard working and dangerous job. gently caress, I just worked 33 hours in two days for an emergency gas leak. People saying poo poo like that just sets me off hard

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Right on- good to hear you’ve successfully gone through your transition.

I'm still doing it, but it's succeeding so far, ty!

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I was born in the backseat of a greyhound bus rolling down Highway 41

E: Joe Rogan is an idiot savant when discussing anything having to do with martial arts, martial Sports or fighting. He is incredibly well informed and has been involved with professional fighting organizations since forever. He has a lifelong passion for it and it really shows. In that narrow channel, Joe is the loving man. The rest of his poo poo is like roughly equivalent to speaking to an undergrad who just took their first psychology class

Waroduce fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Aug 31, 2018

Seekhay
Sep 11, 2001


College Slice
At this point, I’m half expecting that my upcoming citizenship oath ceremony to be an elaborate ruse and everyone gets deported.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Seekhay posted:

At this point, I’m half expecting that my upcoming citizenship oath ceremony to be an elaborate ruse and everyone gets deported.

Don't give Jeff Sessions any ideas.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
So umm how hosed can my half Iranian cousins be with this deportation poo poo? Their Dad is Iranian and mother is American. Oh and they live in the Austin area.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Flikken posted:

So umm how hosed can my half Iranian cousins be with this deportation poo poo? Their Dad is Iranian and mother is American. Oh and they live in the Austin area.

They’re fine.

If not, don’t PM me.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Waroduce posted:


E: Joe Rogan is an idiot savant when discussing anything having to do with martial arts, martial Sports or fighting. He is incredibly well informed and has been involved with professional fighting organizations since forever. He has a lifelong passion for it and it really shows. In that narrow channel, Joe is the loving man. The rest of his poo poo is like roughly equivalent to speaking to an undergrad who just took their first psychology class

As a dude who does fight sports for fun. I want to scream this at my gym mates every time he gets brought up outside of his lane. Same goes for Jocko Willink, although I'm not actually sure what the gently caress Jocko's lane is.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Flikken posted:

So umm how hosed can my half Iranian cousins be with this deportation poo poo? Their Dad is Iranian and mother is American. Oh and they live in the Austin area.

Real answer: it depends on how Iranian they look, sound, and have names of. If they've got "American" first or last names they're probably fine. If they've got Iranian first AND last names...uh.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Torrannor posted:

Transsexual porn is surprisingly popular with some straight dudes. Because some guys are so unsure of their masculinity, they can't stand to see a naked man at all.

I just really think Bailey Jay is hot af.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Defenestrategy posted:

As a dude who does fight sports for fun. I want to scream this at my gym mates every time he gets brought up outside of his lane. Same goes for Jocko Willink, although I'm not actually sure what the gently caress Jocko's lane is.

Jocko's lane is telling folks to actually go and do things today, selling what should be basic leadership principles to corporate folks, and telling people to go do BJJ. I got a few vets and I free tickets to one of his companies events in NYC. It was good stuff for what it was. Guy was chill.

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master


Viva Miriya posted:

Jocko's lane is telling folks to actually go and do things today, selling what should be basic leadership principles to corporate folks, and telling people to go do BJJ. I got a few vets and I free tickets to one of his companies events in NYC. It was good stuff for what it was. Guy was chill.

Also selling Jocko White Tea(tm) and Mölk (tm) and a bunch of other poo poo which are all really loving expensive for what they actually are.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Sergg posted:

It gets even better because the article then segues into Alex Jones' rants about how transexual cyborgs are going to enslave humanity.

Uh... when can they start? Because I’m all for it. Can’t be worse than what we’ve got now.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Mueller bagged another one on a referral. Plea deal expected.

https://twitter.com/davidjoachim/status/1035531270934200321?s=19

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1035533221352620032?s=19

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Seekhay posted:

At this point, I’m half expecting that my upcoming citizenship oath ceremony to be an elaborate ruse and everyone gets deported.

You all raise your right hands, confetti and a banner saying SURPRISE! fall from the ceiling as ICE pours in

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






It's like Mueller is single handedly attempting to make up for the utter incompetence of the rest of the government.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Waroduce posted:

I was born in the backseat of a greyhound bus rolling down Highway 41

E: Joe Rogan is an idiot savant when discussing anything having to do with martial arts, martial Sports or fighting. He is incredibly well informed and has been involved with professional fighting organizations since forever. He has a lifelong passion for it and it really shows. In that narrow channel, Joe is the loving man. The rest of his poo poo is like roughly equivalent to speaking to an undergrad who just took their first psychology class

shim confirmed a few threads ago that he is in fact actually joe rogan which explains the weed brain a lot

edit: this is kind of a bad djoke but joe is shim level high is the point

PookBear fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Aug 31, 2018

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Torrannor posted:

Transsexual porn is surprisingly popular with some straight dudes. Because some guys are so unsure of their masculinity, they can't stand to see a naked man at all.

you go from 1 chick 1 dude to 1.5 chicks .5 dude its simple math

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I like your dick algebra, bro

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

butros posted:

Also selling Jocko White Tea(tm) and Mölk (tm) and a bunch of other poo poo which are all really loving expensive for what they actually are.

I mean selling dumb poo poo to random folks who'll buy it because NAVY SEALS is par for the course.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

you go from 1 chick 1 dude to 1.5 chicks .5 dude its simple math


not caring here posted:

I like your dick algebra, bro

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Apropos of nothing in particular, I'm looking to buy a nice bottle of scotch for when Trump finally, for whatever reason, leaves office.

What should I get?

Handsome Ralph posted:

Lagavulin's 16-year is a good choice too.

Picked up a bottle of Lagavulin 16 today for this. I was going to make a joke about age ranges but then I went back and realized it had already been made.

Matching donation to the local SPCA shelter. They sent me a picture of Saturday with the thank-you email.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

So uh Netanyahu apparently started monologuing like a loving Marvel villain during a renaming ceremony for a Nuclear Research Facility

https://twitter.com/israelipm/status/1034849460344573952


:psyduck:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Bolow posted:

So uh Netanyahu apparently started monologuing like a loving Marvel villain during a renaming ceremony for a Nuclear Research Facility

https://twitter.com/israelipm/status/1034849460344573952


:psyduck:

https://youtu.be/-evIyrrjTTY

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Bolow posted:

So uh Netanyahu apparently started monologuing like a loving Marvel villain during a renaming ceremony for a Nuclear Research Facility

https://twitter.com/israelipm/status/1034849460344573952


:psyduck:

Man, this sounds like something I'd read in Mein Kampf word for word.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/jonlemire/status/1035548887728181249?s=21

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


M is also dispatching agents to ascertain the color of the sky.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


EBB posted:

You all raise your right hands, confetti and a banner saying SURPRISE! fall from the ceiling as ICE pours in

We joke but they literally did this for people coming in for green card paperwork.

http://www.wbur.org/news/2017/03/30/green-card-ice-arrests-lawrence

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Oh cool now PSIP is asking for my in-laws Citizenship numbers.

TBF They're retarded since they're also asking what street on Camp Leatherneck I lived on.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Wasabi the J posted:

Oh cool now PSIP is asking for my in-laws Citizenship numbers.

TBF They're retarded since they're also asking what street on Camp Leatherneck I lived on.

Next question, what color is the boathouse at Hereford?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Gone fishin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eamRjDJNDds

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Vasudus posted:

Real answer: it depends on how Iranian they look, sound, and have names of. If they've got "American" first or last names they're probably fine. If they've got Iranian first AND last names...uh.

Well....poo poo.

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