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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

quote:

On the Ravens: "I think Joe Flacco gets benched by midseason. Lamar Jackson is a future star in this league."

I wish I could bet everything I have that this won't happen barring injury. Everyone, from the media to random fans attending open practices has said Lamar has promise but has some things he very clearly needs to work on to play in the NFL.

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Which Ravens player gets injured tonight

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Jun 24, 2011

wandler20 posted:

Lamar Jackson

This is my assumption, yes

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Jun 24, 2011

Ehud posted:

I think I hate ray Lewis more than any player in nfl history except for cheating tom brady

u mad

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ehud posted:

I can’t possibly be the only one who finds him incredibly annoying

also he murdered a guy


pubic works project posted:

I think his religious schtick is stupid as gently caress.

I agree with both of these to be honest but ringzzzzzzzzzzz

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


laffo

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Bunch of arguable stuff in this "article" but presented here cause there's nothing else to talk about yet:

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqk7hn

quote:

Lewis has been asked, it's just that most of his answers quickly devolve into typical Ray Lewis word salad. The best way to describe the way Ray Lewis talks, I think, is to imagine a cross between Samuel Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction and Malcom X giving a speech, and then it's run through Google Translator and turned into Urdu. Then it's translated back into English for your consumption. No one has ever said a truer thing about Ray Lewis than when Joe Flacco told me 90 percent of what he's saying, if you actually listen to it, doesn't make any sense.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


:unsmigghh:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Finally my terrible posting is vindicated

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

waah posted:

So i know its a hard knocks thread but if you havent seen or heard about the Laundry speech you need to.


https://twitter.com/bylindsayhjones/status/1027212697157263362?s=19

I know what he's saying, but I'm loving the mental image that every Browns player in the past 20 years has been faking/exaggerating injury to get out of practicing.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Favorite football podcasts: go

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Jun 24, 2011


"with talent"?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Thanks for all the podcasts everyone, gonna check em out

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Jun 24, 2011

sweet geek swag posted:

Mike Pereira spoiling that Tony gets whacked. Shameful.

IT WAS AMBIGUOUS

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Have we complained about the roughing the passer call on the Vikings yet

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Jun 24, 2011

Hayden Hurst has died with a fractured foot

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Jun 24, 2011

Frank Gore looking good

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Jun 24, 2011

Lamar Jackson is good now.

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Jun 24, 2011

Probably Magic posted:

Lamar Jackson has always been good.

I'm a Flacco Man but I'd like to see Lamar get some run with the first team.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Cavauro posted:

list of dirty players since 2000:

Joey Bosa
Edwin Jackson
Tray Walker
Adrian Robinson
Thomas Howard
Jovan Belcher
Jerry Brown
O.J. Murdock
Gaines Adams
Kenny McKinley
Marquis Cooper
Chris Henry
Corey Smith
Marquise Hill
Damien Nash
Sean Taylor
Darrent Williams
Marcus Cassel
Thomas Herrion
Korey Stringer
Fred Lane
Derrick Thomas
Eric Turner

:clap:

Why isn't the clapping emote :clap: this website is dumb af

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

iospace posted:

Dunno, works for me.

Oh it wasn't showing on mobile, whatevs. Wesbite still dumb af.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Eifert Posting posted:

Lol if you think &e isn't gonna be paid by Mike until he's 56 years old.

Y'all can't even move on from Marvin, Andy will be there til the heat death of the universe

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


An OLB moved to ILB under then Defensive Coordinator Dean Pees where he proceeded to suck balls, so luckily he'll be playing in Tennessee under....oh

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Ravens don't count

:hai:

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Jun 24, 2011

A Man and his Hog posted:

Good deal for both teams.

Let’s go get a steak and a cold beer.

I ain't drinking anything around you

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

cavallingus posted:

Not for Chiefs fans :D

Print the gifs

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

Went on youtube and saw a featured video from "NFL Vault" called the Beltway Bowl, featuring the 2012 game of Ravens vs Redskins. Absolutely disgusting and turned my stomach. I blocked the video. 2016 game was the worst loss in Ravens history. 2012 game was a close second. Only silver lining was that it made sure our bad OCs got fired after those games. But it shouldn't have had to come to that! Because John Harbaugh is the worst.

Ravens are now 3-3 against the Redskins. It should be 5-1. I'll take the loss in 2000 because that was the midst of our TD drought. And they can have a win, in Washington. In Baltimore though, that was just awful. I'll never forgive CJ Mosley for fumbling that ball. He'll have to have a DPOY or Superbowl MVP to make up for that. And I don't quite think he's that level of player. He is real good. But I just can't forgive him ever.

Poetry

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

So they would have one win :)

I think both Ravens SB teams were also undefeated in preseason. I know 2000 was, not sure about 2012.

We were 2-2 in 2012, to be fair I thought we were 0-4

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