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quote:It was the first time I’d seen him since I’d been a newborn in Oregon. quote:“Can you have what?” he said. quote:“Hey, you know that computer, the Lisa? Was it named after me?” I asked many years later, when I was in high school and splitting my time between my parents’ houses. I tried to sound like I was curious, nothing more. what an absurd dick lmao
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 00:15 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 14:48 |
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those are just really next level dad jokes. steve was a genius
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 00:20 |
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surprised I'm the first to vote all options
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 00:50 |
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never forgotten
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 03:50 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:those are just really next level dad jokes. steve was a genius i'd be surprised if at any point he didnt' just say "you were a mistake. the iphone is my true child."
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 03:54 |
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im glad he’s dead as hell, op
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 03:54 |
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fart simpson posted:im glad he’s dead as hell, op im not. have you USED an iphonex?
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 04:01 |
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Jonny 290 posted:im not. have you USED an iphonex? haha. now all androids will have no headphone jack and that obnoxious divot too. thanks a lot timb.
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 04:30 |
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a courageous and trendsetting design
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 04:39 |
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:what an absurd dick lmao i still think it’s far and away from getting your start with money from a literal south african emerald mine. the dude had issues though no doubt.
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 09:02 |
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steve just paved the way for elon tho like steve pretended to be a visionary for real but elon was like hey watch this im just gonna have diarrhea and call it genius
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 09:27 |
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Jonny 290 posted:im not. have you USED an iphonex? nope, my stebe edition suits my needs just fine
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 09:37 |
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i'm glad they're both dead
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 13:08 |
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elon jobs. steve musk
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 15:45 |
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i liked when the ceo of espn full-of-bravado showed steve the espn phone and he called it a total piece of poo poo to their face
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 15:48 |
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my boss questions why i drin kfruit juice while standing in the toilet bowl its because im an innovator,
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 16:24 |
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graph posted:i liked when the ceo of espn full-of-bravado showed steve the espn phone and he called it a total piece of poo poo to their face hahaha https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/53vvg3/the-embarrassing-failure-that-made-espn-a-mobile-juggernaut quote:"Your phone is the dumbest loving idea I have ever heard." That, according to the book These Guys Have All The Fun, was how Steve Jobs introduced himself to George Bodenheimer, then-President of ESPN, during a 2006 Disney board meeting.
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 16:28 |
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carry on then posted:hahaha lolll
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 16:55 |
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everyone in this thread asked their dad for a porsche and their dad said “yuppers, of course you can have a free porsche”
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 17:04 |
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it's true, all our dads are billionaires
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 17:05 |
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my two billionaire dads
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 17:06 |
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what are your opinions on privilege
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 17:08 |
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obstipator posted:what are your opinions on privilege https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtn06ZW9Xm0
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 17:18 |
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my former boss took a meeting with Jobs back in 2003 and apparently he rocked back and forth cross-legged in his chair, thus wafting the smell of his bare feet to everyone in the room. he was apparently a real prick to everyone in the meeting and made several weird comments about my boss' female colleague's hairstyle. but I wish he were still alive because I enjoy using Apple goods and they've been garbage since he died
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 17:44 |
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let's talk about our favorite jobs things brushed metal g4 cube iphoto
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 18:06 |
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ios 6
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 18:14 |
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graph posted:ios 6 the slate iphone 5 was good, so it must have been planned while he was alive
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 18:15 |
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clamshell iBook
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 18:15 |
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the og bondi blue imac
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 18:15 |
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ancient valley joke I've posted 1000 times steve jobs is the only person larry ellison can call an rear end in a top hat
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# ? Aug 3, 2018 18:36 |
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his daughter sounds like she sucks, too
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 14:23 |
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gettin a steve job behind the bleachers
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 15:21 |
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quote:Steve Jobs often came by Texaco Towers after dinner, to see what was new, and we'd usually show him whatever recent progress we made. Sometimes he'd be pissed off about something, but other times he'd be really excited about a new idea. quote:Steve Jobs was not the most considerate individual at Apple, and he had lots of ways to demonstrate that. One of the most obvious was his habit of parking in the handicapped spot of the parking lot - he seemed to think that the blue wheelchair symbol meant that the spot was reserved for the chairman.
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 16:10 |
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is there a single story about steve that doesnt own bones his freaking sister is homers mom on the simpsons
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:35 |
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poll has no ballmer option. wtf?
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:05 |
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stebe rules everything around me
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:09 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:stebe rules everything around me STREAM get the cancer colla on my neck yall
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:32 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:gettin a steve job behind the bleachers
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# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:54 |
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that's a sick burn right therre in that second one lol
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 00:09 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 14:48 |
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steve jorbs was an outrageous rear end in a top hat im not even joking, people who were sad about his passing put more value on making computers out of brushed aluminum than basic empathy You didn't even include any stories about screwing over woz, this is how he treated his friends and family; how do you think he'd treat you
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