ITT we share our secret diets

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EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I am a big fan of what I call a "diet diet" where I only consume the diet versions of foods and beverages. It works great for losing weight!

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Twenty Four

food. it works.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 17:08

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Twenty Four posted:

food. it works.

disagree

# ? Aug 4, 2018 18:33

Manifisto

I'm not saying my secret diet involves eating human flesh, but I'm not not saying that either

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 4, 2018 18:59

deep dish peat moss

Zero. Calorie. Intake.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:12

google THIS

They say you are what you eat but I question that because then wouldn't most of us be grotesque, hulking agglomerations of food?

# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:47

Robot Made of Meat

google THIS posted:

They say you are what you eat but I question that because then wouldn't most of us be grotesque, hulking agglomerations of food?

Your point being?

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:49

google THIS

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Your point being?

I think the point is the old axiom doesn't hold up, and you in fact aren't what you eat. So if you want to be skinny you should eat everything but a skinny person.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 19:57

barfdog

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...green.

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# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:39

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

Your point being?

you arent grotesque

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# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:45

Robot Made of Meat

spectres of autism posted:

you arent grotesque

Aww. That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me all day!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:47

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

It's a secret diet, if I shared it I'd have to kill you!
And eat you!
drat it.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 21:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

gamey sweetmeats

# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

i only eat things I find in parking lots. It's like really advanced Hunter-Gatherer, but some things are basically brand new and not even chewed yet

# ? Aug 5, 2018 03:05

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i only eat monophyletic domain bacteria. the eoarchean diet

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# ? Aug 7, 2018 14:49

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

ever wonder why you've never seen a fat 4th billion BC microorganism? :smug:

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# ? Aug 7, 2018 14:50

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

birds are skinny and they eat rocks with their food. so i eat rocks with my food. i don't know if the diet is working but "no pain, no gain," as they say. and i'm in a lot of pain so i'm about to gain a lot of weight loss.

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# ? Aug 7, 2018 16:11

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

I had 2 cold brews at this coffee place yesterday and was so loving wired I was up 6 hours after amazing sex with my gf, without ever having dinner, wondering when I would actually sleep. Sexercise plus no dinner my yobber equals weight loss!

# ? Aug 8, 2018 03:19

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Maybe not comedy as much as oversharing?

# ? Aug 8, 2018 03:20

Twenty Four

Bacon Taco posted:

I had 2 cold brews at this coffee place yesterday and was so loving wired I was up 6 hours after amazing sex with my gf, without ever having dinner, wondering when I would actually sleep. Sexercise plus no dinner my yobber equals weight loss!

(I know you meant coffee but, queue Sublime...)

I drank 2 cold brews in the morning, and then I drank 2 more

I drank 2 cold brews in the afternoon, and then I realized I should probably eat something and not just drink beer all day.

# ? Aug 8, 2018 10:49