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Elfface

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Everything's coming up Milhouse!

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Twenty Four


I think that's the first time I remember seeing a hand moving things around!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Twenty Four posted:

I think that's the first time I remember seeing a hand moving things around!

breaking of the 4th wall


Plant MONSTER. posted:

: I know what I want to be now.

: Mmmm, well, I better go call your mother and let her know you’re alright.

ask milhaus what he wants to be

tell luann milhaus is ok now

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop


: Oh you did? Mmhmm... Oh dear... For how long? Hmmmmmmm... No no, Milhouse can stay here, no need to contact the pound.

: Milhouse, I just spoke to your mother and well...




: She loves you very much but both her and your father have placed temporary restraining orders against you... I'm sorry.

: Oh, they always do that. It's the only time they ever really talk.

: Do you think I can get a ride to the pound?

: ...Why don't you stay with us instead?

: Can I stay in the treehouse?!

: *very long marge groan*

Twenty Four


lol at placing restraining orders against your child aged son!

But yeah I guess let him stay in the miltreehouse?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Twenty Four posted:

lol at placing restraining orders against your child aged son!

But yeah I guess let him stay in the miltreehouse?

:agreed:

unless it possess him again...

Elfface

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Milhouse can sleep in the yard.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Elfface posted:

Milhouse can sleep in the yard.



lol

hevnz 2 murgatroyd

by Smythe

:cabot:

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IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Time to grill* him for some information, people don't usually up and mutate into game boss! something is afoot!

*:krust:

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I forgot to mention that Milhouse is now part of our party. Milhouse after becoming one with the trees will be our team's druid.

Milhouse
Age: Child
Occupation: Druid
Level: 1/5

HP: 10/10
MP: 5/5
Def: 0
Atk: 1-1
Agi: 1d20

Weapon: None equipped

Skills:

Entangle: 3 mp, targets all monsters, 50% chance for the targets to miss their next turn.

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We also got 35 and 45 exp from the milhouse battles. Marge rests at 82 exp, 18 until the next level up!

Current Buxx: 54

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DAWN OF DAY 2

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
hells yeah milldruid!

need to find homey, find milldruid a weapon like maybe a stick?

also see what cards bort stole from treehouse

HBar

rifle through the nightstands and dresser for any buxx or useful items. remember to do the same thing at any home you enter, it's allowed and encouraged when you're the protagonist.

Elfface

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I think I found him!

By popular demand

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nuh mang that's Guy Incognito, you can tell them apart by the accent.

Twenty Four


Yeah probably find Grillhouse a weapon then set out to find Hommer.

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop


Yeah please standby will take a bit until the zest of life returns

SwimmingSpider


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
> idly trace your hand over the empty homer-shaped dip in the bed

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

SwimmingSpider posted:

> idly trace your hand over the empty homer-shaped dip in the bed

AbysmalPeptoBismol

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

SwimmingSpider posted:

> idly trace your hand over the empty homer-shaped dip in the bed

This.

Then consider hitting the comic store. Need to put that Wow to work!

Hit or miss Clitoris
I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

>Change character name to Thrillho
>Look for Homne at the comic book store

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


Moggie needs armor, time to visit kitchen

super sweet best pal

cat_herder posted:

Moggie needs armor, time to visit kitchen

And Lisa needs bracers

Nosfereefer

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lets get bort chromed up. a jackhammer for an arm and some cool cyber-eye

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super sweet best pal

Do you mean Bort or Bort?

Twenty Four


super sweet best pal posted:

And Lisa needs bracers

:eyepop:

take the moon

by sebmojo

super sweet best pal posted:

And Lisa needs bracers

lol

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Gridlocked

MR. STUPID MORON
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AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
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super sweet best pal posted:

Do you mean Bort or Bort?

I'm sorry my DMPC is also named Bort

Lone Goat

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




super sweet best pal posted:

And Lisa needs bracers

!!!!!!!!

dont be mean to me

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


super sweet best pal posted:

And Lisa needs bracers

Dermal plate!

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
since we're at the simpson house, can we pop next door to Ned's and check the stats on the Assassin shoes?

Elfface

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I dunno... sneaking into Ned's house hasn't gone well in the past...

Nosfereefer

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homar killed neds wife once

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Nosfereefer

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i feel this is valuable context for the entire scenario

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

i feel this is valuable context for the entire scenario

t-shirt guns don't kill people, homer does

Outrail

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
+1 visiting de-diddily-deadly neighbour.

Lone Goat

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Plant MONSTER. posted:

So what you guys are saying is please don’t let this die after two weeks (a new record for me, btw! I think ‘Spheres’ lasted like, a week)

Tbh this is getting good reception/actual laughs from my friends too.

well you made it three weeks. was nice while it lasted~~

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Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I just wish I actually thought of a method of keeping track of everything, like inventory, stats, etc. That, copy and pasting from imgur and the battles are the most tedious/time consuming aspects. Making the animated gifs only takes a few minutes, which is what my friends assume takes the most time.

Btw, the Mattenklopper we stole from the Tree fight is intended to be equipped by Milhouse. Mattenklopper = Carpet Beating Wand = totally a druidic staff.

And holy poo poo at the top notch comments you guys. I'm blowing each of you a kiss

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