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wearing a lampshade

> Tell Moe that he looks great. The suit really brings out his-er umm...

# ? Aug 7, 2018 23:49

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# ? May 2, 2024 07:28

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Now you can finally feel pretty, Morice!

# ? Aug 8, 2018 00:05

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a smart look for moe. add moe to potential replacement homers
also >look for homer

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 00:14

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

a smart look for moe. add moe to potential replacement homers
also >look for homer

talk to barney

# ? Aug 8, 2018 00:16

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Blarney is:
1. Obese
2. Drunk
3. Friendly

Mourice is none of these and will make a poor homr substitute.

# ? Aug 8, 2018 00:33

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which canon is this? is ken a member of the family?

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 00:35

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hm, would homer ever go to the comic book store? i feel the kwik-e-mart is a trap option, b/c OBVIOUSLY everyone goes shopping.

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 00:39

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Is the powderplant too far?

# ? Aug 8, 2018 00:45

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Aug 8, 2018

# ? Aug 8, 2018 00:53

Macnult

>buy Barney a beer to help him remember where Homer was last seen

# ? Aug 8, 2018 01:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Macnult posted:

>buy Barney a beer to help him remember where Homer was last seen

# ? Aug 8, 2018 01:24

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i hope feeding blurnies addiction will save homar

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 01:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

i hope feeding blurnies addiction will save homar

# ? Aug 8, 2018 01:43

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Oh look! Shop keepers have special screens!

Marge has 80 dollars in her purse.

[Menu]
Duff beer: 4 dollars. Heals 10 Hp. Only usable by adults. May cause drunkenness. (Light)

Lady Duff: 10 dollars. Heals 25 Hp. Only usable by adults. May cause drunkenness. (Light)

Duff Stout: 25 dollars. Heals 40 Hp. Only usable by adults. May cause drunkenness. (Moderate)

Flaming Moe: 10 dollars. Cures sick and/or frozen status problems. Adults only. May cause drunkenness (High)

Simpson & Son Revitalizing Gin & Tonic: 50 dollars. Revives a fallen adult ally but also automatically causes drunkenness.

Single Plum Floating in Perfume Served in a Man's Hat: 500 dollars. ???

# ? Aug 8, 2018 02:13

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Get 4 'Revitalizing Gin's - the p.plant boss sounds really hearsh.

# ? Aug 8, 2018 02:34

take the moon: by sebmojo

we should prolly not let it get to the point where allies need reviving

get some duffs and a flaming moe

e: ^ :eyepop:

we arent made of simpsonbux

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 02:35

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Just add a '0' to the money bills my friend.

# ? Aug 8, 2018 02:37

Manifisto

> flaming moe

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 8, 2018 02:39

Twenty Four

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Oh look! Shop keepers have special screens!

Marge has 80 dollars in her purse.

[Menu]
Duff beer: 4 dollars. Heals 10 Hp. Only usable by adults. May cause drunkenness. (Light)

Lady Duff: 10 dollars. Heals 25 Hp. Only usable by adults. May cause drunkenness. (Light)

Duff Stout: 25 dollars. Heals 40 Hp. Only usable by adults. May cause drunkenness. (Moderate)

Flaming Moe: 10 dollars. Cures sick and/or frozen status problems. Adults only. May cause drunkenness (High)

Simpson & Son Revitalizing Gin & Tonic: 50 dollars. Revives a fallen adult ally but also automatically causes drunkenness.

Single Plum Floating in Perfume Served in a Man's Hat: 500 dollars. ???

This is a really good shop menu picture I must say! Also those are some pricey drinks! I guess buy a few Duffs, maybe give one to Barney and save the others, but don't spend all the money, there might be something good at the Kwik-e Mart or elsewhere.

# ? Aug 8, 2018 02:55

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

P. Plant boss won't be fought for some time yet! Oh no spoilers!

Okay so three duffs and a flaming moe leaves us with 58 bucks left

We'll feed barmey in a second

# ? Aug 8, 2018 02:57

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

By popular demand posted:

Get 4 'Revitalizing Gin's - the p.plant boss sounds really hearsh.

while this sounds awesome and mathematically impossible i like it

i say keep the 58 and talk with moe and barney more

# ? Aug 8, 2018 03:39

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

The most important thing here is to lure blarney back to the simpcave where he could be kept sedated with a vodka drip until we decide that he will have to do.
Also, get hair removal cream.

# ? Aug 8, 2018 04:13

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

>Sell Bart

# ? Aug 8, 2018 04:23

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Madge can't use the scatboard without him!

# ? Aug 8, 2018 04:27

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Well... that�s a strange... thing.

# ? Aug 8, 2018 05:06

Macnult

>gosee mrilhouse

# ? Aug 8, 2018 05:23

Twenty Four

Macnult posted:

>gosee mrilhouse

# ? Aug 8, 2018 10:56

wearing a lampshade

Macnult posted:

>gosee mrilhouse

# ? Aug 8, 2018 12:47

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oh no! homar has gone to iraq!

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:12

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Macnult posted:

>gosee mrilhouse

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:12

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maybe bort knows where malhous is?

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:13

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omg is this the origin of dark homar? you don't nned to spoil

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 15:38

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

> have a cow man

# ? Aug 8, 2018 15:44

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Macnult posted:

>gosee mrilhouse

# ? Aug 8, 2018 15:55

Brute Squad: Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Macnult posted:

>gosee mrilhouse

# ? Aug 8, 2018 17:03

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Before we go forward take a look at our status screen

# ? Aug 8, 2018 18:37

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let's go to apu for equipment!

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:08

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also we should scavenge moe's as well

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:08

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i also notice there is no "pants" slot. does this mean we can safely eat bort's shorts?

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:11

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# ? May 2, 2024 07:28

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

also we should scavenge moe's as well

maybe try and find a weapon of some kind? knife? broken bottle?

also love that marge appears to have arrows and a sword in her profile/status pic

# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:23

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