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Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

iirc moe has a shotgun, maybe he will lend it to us?

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:26

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# ? May 2, 2024 14:54

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

yes! offer the chanel suit in a trade for the shotgun may be?

# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:28

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

if not, we could promise to make moe 1st choice, should hamer be dead for real

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:30

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Okay okay i'll start updating any second just lemme become undepressed hold on

# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:42

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Okay okay i'll start updating any second just lemme become undepressed hold on

roll a saving throw against depression buddy!

# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:57

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Knowing where to check next, Bart heads on out while Marge says goodbye to Moe.

But what�s this?

�We�re back!�

# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:16

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

good call on the escape. where can we grind combat skills?

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:18

Dungeon Ecology

>use PSI Caramba!

# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:20

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Dungeon Ecology posted:

>use PSI Caramba!

Molto bene muah muah

# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:23

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

if morris doesnt have the gun anymore, maybe we can equip one of the chairs? i dunno if rats are weak to bludgeoning or not

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:33

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

break a chair maybe? get a few clubs out of the legs?

# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:34

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

wait i remember that arcade game: bort used his scatboard, elisa had a jumprope and midge use a vaccuum cleaner.

homeer fought barefist

# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:39

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

that is quite sexist. that said, IS the vacum cleaner the superior weapon? how does it compare to the club?

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:42

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i guess a vacuum cleaner might have better reach, more weight

# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:50

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Perhaps Snake is in the alley behind Moe's and has weapons for sale?

# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:01

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

we still have to examine homer behaviour though. in the arcade game he embodies the macho "strong man" image, but what about the real homer

yes, he is inclined to stereotypical masculine behaviour. for instance, his rather problematic frequency to the tavern, being a married man with a stable job.

but still, homer, the man. he is not just overweight or bald. he is powerful, emotional

he is a strong man, but not through the myopic lens of a 90s-arcade machine.
His physical muscles are not used for rage, but for building. He embodies classical masculine properties, in the constructive, helpful way. He provides quite literal (but, importantly, also symbolical) power to his community.

*sniff*

homer is a flawed, yet (or - because of that) a productive member of his community
his constant conflicts with his neighbour flanders, for instance, can on the surface area come across as a petty, worthless endeavour. yet - it is a very manifest example of the productivity of dialectical conflict. both homer and flanders, in their own idiosyncratic ways, represent not necessarily "right" or "wrong", but, rather, two opposing social forces which, through their conflict, will actually form a more adaptable synthesis to their current situation. and so forth

the alcoholism, oh course, represents ideology

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# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:01

wearing a lampshade

> use *Marge Noise* to give temp boost to combat stats by spending one round going "hrmmmmmmmm"

# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:12

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

we still have to examine homer behaviour though. in the arcade game he embodies the macho "strong man" image, but what about the real homer

yes, he is inclined to stereotypical masculine behaviour. for instance, his rather problematic frequency to the tavern, being a married man with a stable job.

but still, homer, the man. he is not just overweight or bald. he is powerful, emotional

he is a strong man, but not through the myopic lens of a 90s-arcade machine.
His physical muscles are not used for rage, but for building. He embodies classical masculine properties, in the constructive, helpful way. He provides quite literal (but, importantly, also symbolical) power to his community.

*sniff*

homer is a flawed, yet (or - because of that) a productive member of his community
his constant conflicts with his neighbour flanders, for instance, can on the surface area come across as a petty, worthless endeavour. yet - it is a very manifest example of the productivity of dialectical conflict. both homer and flanders, in their own idiosyncratic ways, represent not necessarily "right" or "wrong", but, rather, two opposing social forces which, through their conflict, will actually form a more adaptable synthesis to their current situation. and so forth

the alcoholism, oh course, represents ideology

*thoughtfully puffs on pipe while nodding head*

# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:12

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Um well i already made the weapon part.

Bart: Hey mom. Do /inventory for a second ok.

Bart: Wow cool man, this is where all your stuff is kept. You have to become more powerful to access more hair space.

Marge: *marge groan*

Bart: Don't have a cow, mom. Make sure to equip everything you have.

# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:33

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

yes

# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:36

Scaly Haylie

check on maggie

# ? Aug 8, 2018 23:07

Dungeon Ecology

Lizard Wizard posted:

inspect maggie

# ? Aug 8, 2018 23:09

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

>eat pant

# ? Aug 9, 2018 00:26

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Marge: Maggie! Bad baby! Why'd you stow away in mommy's hair?

Maggie: *suck noise suck nonoissuck noise*

Marge: it's too dangerous for a baby!

Maggie: *suck suck succccck suck�succo!

Marge: Very well... I always knew the day you would fight for your father would come.

Maggie: suck

# ? Aug 9, 2018 00:28

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

time to get this quest going.

hmm.. ask around for some quests, we might stumble on a lead for the homeboy.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 00:34

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Well. We were supposed to head to Milhouse's house but some rats and a pigeon accosted us but now we're equipped and a team!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 00:36

Dungeon Ecology

milhouse class/level?

# ? Aug 9, 2018 01:01

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

we have a party!

Nosfereefer posted:

where can we grind combat skills?

maybe head back out and see if the pigeon rats are still there, or slip out the back to try and avoid them

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:09

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

All Milhouse related questions are classified atm

Marge and Our Heroes step back outside.

(rolling to decide turn order for this loving battle)

[Marge 10/10] [Bart 10/10] [Maggie 5/5]
[MP 10/10]

So how this works is the turn order is laid out on the bottom. We need to figure out what we want to do during our turn. So for example, "Marge, attack rat 1; Bart, attack rat 1and Maggie, cast Bolt 1 on pigeon."

Everyone shares MP, we have a total of 10 MP because Maggie adds a bonus 5 MP to our total. Should she leave the party, we wouls lose that bonus. A party can hold 5 members in total but Marge cannot be removed.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:13

Scaly Haylie

ah, a maggician.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:58

Manifisto

I love this module but I'm not entirely sure I understand what's going on. who has initiative? what's my THAC0?

ah gently caress it, just cast magic missile

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:25

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

It's like a fusion of Paper Mario/DnD/Earthbound.

No armor classes unless otherwise specified (an armored enemy might have defense boost of 2. So physical damage would do 2 less DMG)

The roll for turn order occurs once at the start of the battle. Marge has default speed, so she rolls a d20. Maggie is slower so is stuck rolling a d12. Bart rolls a d20 but currently has a bonus of 3.

For monsters, they have set numbers for their intiative, usually decided by a d4. Pigeon rolls a 1-3 = 8 and a 4 = 12. So for this battle Bart rolled a 19 but with his bonus of 3 means he gets 22. Marhe got 16. Pigeon got 12, the rats got 11 and Maggie got 6.

There will be something similar to badges from Paper Mario. One of the shops we can visit has those. That's what Marge's "Wow" points mean.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:42

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i love this

my vote is bart and marge rat 1 and if we can move maggie to the back row and if she still has time have her cast bolt on pigeon

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:47

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Round 1
-Bart slings a stone at rat 1 and hits for 2 dmg!
-Marge whaps rat 1 with her cue for 1 dmg!

Rat 1 is knocked out

-Pigeon poops. Nothing happens
-Rat 2 bites Maggie for 1 dmg!
-Maggie casts bolt 1 on the pigeon... Whoa! 6 damage

The Pigeon is knocked out

Round 2 (I�ll just do this one myself)
-Bart slings a stone at rat 2 for 2 dmg!
-Marge whaps rat 2 with her cue for 1 dmg!

Rat 2 is knocked out

We win! Marge gained 24 EXP (every 100 marks a level up)
Earned 6 Simpsons Buxx

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Aug 9, 2018

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:04