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What if Homer Simpson smoked weedCan hoemer do it too? can homer do it too?

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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 21:03

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:23

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>look for marijuana in hoemrs room

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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 21:05

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Manifisto posted:

although it does not seen highly likely that homer will be there, a visit to the country club might kill several birds with one stone. they might know something, and/or we might meet a suitable homer replacement

good thinking

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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 09:24

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>go back to moe's
>use suit with table
>use suit with window

continue using the suit on stuff, maybe it will unlock some clue

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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 09:26

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a smart look for moe. add moe to potential replacement homers
also >look for homer

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 00:14

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which canon is this? is ken a member of the family?

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 00:35

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hm, would homer ever go to the comic book store? i feel the kwik-e-mart is a trap option, b/c OBVIOUSLY everyone goes shopping.

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 00:39

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i hope feeding blurnies addiction will save homar

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 01:34

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oh no! homar has gone to iraq!

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 13:12

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Macnult posted:

>gosee mrilhouse

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 13:12

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maybe bort knows where malhous is?

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 13:13

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omg is this the origin of dark homar? you don't nned to spoil

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 15:38

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let's go to apu for equipment!

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 19:08

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also we should scavenge moe's as well

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 19:08

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i also notice there is no "pants" slot. does this mean we can safely eat bort's shorts?

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 19:11

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iirc moe has a shotgun, maybe he will lend it to us?

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 19:26

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if not, we could promise to make moe 1st choice, should hamer be dead for real

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 19:30

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good call on the escape. where can we grind combat skills?

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 21:18

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if morris doesnt have the gun anymore, maybe we can equip one of the chairs? i dunno if rats are weak to bludgeoning or not

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 21:33

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that is quite sexist. that said, IS the vacum cleaner the superior weapon? how does it compare to the club?

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 21:42

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we still have to examine homer behaviour though. in the arcade game he embodies the macho "strong man" image, but what about the real homer

yes, he is inclined to stereotypical masculine behaviour. for instance, his rather problematic frequency to the tavern, being a married man with a stable job.

but still, homer, the man. he is not just overweight or bald. he is powerful, emotional

he is a strong man, but not through the myopic lens of a 90s-arcade machine.
His physical muscles are not used for rage, but for building. He embodies classical masculine properties, in the constructive, helpful way. He provides quite literal (but, importantly, also symbolical) power to his community.

*sniff*

homer is a flawed, yet (or - because of that) a productive member of his community
his constant conflicts with his neighbour flanders, for instance, can on the surface area come across as a petty, worthless endeavour. yet - it is a very manifest example of the productivity of dialectical conflict. both homer and flanders, in their own idiosyncratic ways, represent not necessarily "right" or "wrong", but, rather, two opposing social forces which, through their conflict, will actually form a more adaptable synthesis to their current situation. and so forth

the alcoholism, oh course, represents ideology

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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 22:01

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watch out for that truck!
e: >watch out for that truck

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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 09:50

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this is some seriously good stuff

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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 10:07

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is apu inclined towards duff? or dead pigeons?

>inquire about the roaming slurpees

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# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 12:01

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this swirly is way overdue!

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# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 07:55

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Macnult posted:

>gosee mrilhouse

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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 00:56

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malhous has gone too far. push him into a locker, take his lunch money, i don't care.

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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 17:31

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>roll initiative

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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 21:44

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if i remember correctly a kitten will gently caress up a lvl 1 commoner

position it for flanking attacks

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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 21:45

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prank call moe, pretend to be molhus

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# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 12:19

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battlewaif

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# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 18:38

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blaise rascal posted:

-Have all characters learn bash
-On her turn, Maggie casts bash on Milhouse, swapping Milhouse and Marge in turn order. Priority proceeds to Marge.
-On her turn, Marge casts bash on herself, swapping herself and Milhouse. Priority proceeds to Bart, effectively skipping Milhouse's turn.
-Continue having everyone fight as normal except the person right before Milhouse always casts bash on himself/herself. Milhouse never gets another turn.

i think your on to soemthing here...

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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 17:28

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lets get bort chromed up. a jackhammer for an arm and some cool cyber-eye

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# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 09:54

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homar killed neds wife once

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# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 19:09

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i feel this is valuable context for the entire scenario

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# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 19:09

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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 15:52

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