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Its me, I'm da guy who was not in da OP 
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We have Lexis Advance which is actually really good and easy to use.
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Aug 12, 2018 07:42
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Courts in my circuit are closed the rest of the week for threat of hurricane. Five day weekend!
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Aug 22, 2018 17:46
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Discendo Vox posted:OK, another question related to my earlier one. Do any of you deal with case or document management systems at work, what do you use, and what should people looking into that software area know? Our office no poo poo has a card catalog. It works because our head clerk is a machine and we will be totally boned when she retires. Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Aug 30, 2018 |
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Aug 30, 2018 03:28
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I'm also gonna start telling everyone I'm 40.
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Sep 1, 2018 01:23
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:There is no possibility that joat mon is not the oldest. Although the oldest person to ever post in a lawyer thread may be zwabu, who did his residency during the first Gulf war. Speaking of old, someone in the "Eras of SA" thread in GBS was wondering if there were any Hot Dog Days or Dr Video Games still around. Pretty sure you're the only one.
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Sep 1, 2018 17:54
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Did I venture into the weed thread?
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Sep 7, 2018 06:17
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Since this is the "cool" people's thread now, here's one from the public defender playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBOucGAkFAw
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Nice work! Who/what did you cross on? How did it go down?
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Sep 7, 2018 07:37
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Did you get your name from Hitchhiker's?
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Sep 28, 2018 14:56
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Pussy, pussy, pussy,” he said, “ coochicoochicoochicoo... pussy want his fish? Nice piece of fish...pussy want it?
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Sep 28, 2018 15:23
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Y: The Last Man
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Oct 6, 2018 02:02
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furiouskoala posted:Years ago, you goon told me not to bother. I didn't listen, and now I passed the bar. Looking forward to taking appointments and pursuing my dream of being a criminal defense lawyer. Any tips for getting better pleas? Go to trial a lot, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, if you go all the time eventually they'll start giving you what you want. Don't bullshit the prosecutor or the judge ever. Then a new prosecutor will come in and it starts all over again (and again and again).
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Oct 8, 2018 05:17
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Discendo Vox posted:Snitches get bitches. I would like to know more please
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Oct 8, 2018 22:00
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LOL Hawaii's median house price is like $700k
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Abugadu posted:We had a guy on domestic violence diversion program, which included a provision for 'no drinking alcohol', appear on a local commercial in which he's at a bar drinking a beer and saying how it tastes better than the competitor's beer. What a doofus. On an unrelated note, what the hell time do you have to wake up to watch NFL games?
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Haha, that's what clued me too. For whatever reason this thread feels like a completely different forum than the rest of SA so I get a worlds colliding feeling when I see a lawgoon posting elsewhere.
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Oct 11, 2018 22:35
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Abugadu posted:The early games start around 3AM Monday, we just DVR the GB games and start watching at ~7AM or so, FF'ing through the commercials and strolling into work around 9. Jeez, I thought it sucked having Monday Night Football start at 2:30 while I'm still at work. Watching NFL straight from 7 am to 5:30 pm on Sundays rules though.
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I started an assault 2 trial today, where the prosecutor who was supposed to do it went on vacation and foisted it on another one. We got halfway through one witness when it became super apparent that the prosecutor didn't read the medical records. The judge got pissed and strongly suggested lowering it to a petty. We took it (complainant had a broken nose, we were gonna run a weak self defense, probably would have lost).
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Oct 18, 2018 02:13
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mastershakeman posted:What we really need are Malazan adaptations and see if people react to the chain of dogs like the red wedding, let alone the stuff later on that's way rougher I love Malazan but I gotta feel like its unadaptable. The most TV friendly way would probably just be just starting at Book 5/6 and follow the Bonehunters and Letheras/Edur to Book 7, but even that would be five seasons and a thousand characters while still leaving out like 85% of the saga.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Star Wars also inspired one of the best spoofs in cinema history. https://youtu.be/ccfbw2RJ3ow ?
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I'd rather do a million DV trials than a DUI trial.
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Oct 31, 2018 03:46
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If you dig action movies, strong recommend for the Night Comes For Us on Netflix. White Boy Bobby looks exactly like a solid chunk of my crazy addict clients. The eyes.
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Oct 31, 2018 04:50
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If this is real, you should probably stop talking about it/telling randos on the internet about it.
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Oct 31, 2018 06:55
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nm posted:You should look at the news. Goddammit. What am I looking for?
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Oct 31, 2018 07:04
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Everything in the work fridge is fair game for everyone in the office, except the head clerk's lunch.
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Oct 31, 2018 17:49
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Mr. Nice! posted:I love this thread. Make a checklist Client finished all conditions No violations No new cases while on probation Of course that could be all for nothing if the PO hates him for whatever reasons.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Won my hearing! Congrats! I'm glad this was in the back of my mind because today while I was doing the new arrest arraignments, my boss tosses a file on the counsel's table and says "I don't want to wait around, cover this for me" and peaces out the courtroom. I open it and its an early termination hearing for a felon in possession gun charge. (It went fine, the guy was cool).
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They had pizza at their meetings, so I would get a couple slices and leave.
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Oh Jesus Christ, come on
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BigHead posted:the law that makes kidnapping and felony assault non-jailable offenses Can you tell us more about this?
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Sashimi is sliced blocks of fish or whatever raw stuff by itself without rice. (Not a sandwich)
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Be happy that those people care enough to take an interest in your life and future
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Kawasaki Nun posted:What's your cottage cheese hook up? Yo mama's thighs
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Toona the Cat posted:The best fictional lawyer is Uncle Phil. High five Toona
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How much is rent in Saipan?
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Our local prosecutors office seems to have three main qualifications for new hires, 1) Are you smug and self-righteous?, 2) Are you cool with kicking people while they're down?, 3) Do you believe the cure to homelessness is putting them in jail for minor poo poo 30 days at a time? Edit: The whole "What, you don't think rapists and murderers should go to prison?" argument is disingenuous. The reason prosecutors piss people off is incarcerating people for minor poo poo, or you know, the vast majority of stuff that aren't bad felonies. I know this because I have to fight this battle every loving day Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Dec 16, 2018 |
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Quote is not edit Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Dec 16, 2018 |
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ActusRhesus posted:Even when the client isn’t there? Yeah, the majority of the time the dog and pony show only comes out when the client pulls the "Why aren't you fighting for me?" stuff and you smell the potential bar complaint just beyond the horizon. Of course that guy gets paid explicitly to do the dog and pony show.
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