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play this first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iTqoDH0vFU you are about to enter the byob courtroom the people are chill the cases are p funny imho the rulings are not in any way enforceable nevertheless, you're here so... *walks towards plaintiff's podium with a neckbrace on* *angrily shuffles papers* |
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all rise for the--ppbth nahh just kidding. the court may continue reclining in their gaming chairs that are supposed to look like race car seats, i guess
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Aug 14, 2018 05:13
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Do you hereby swear to be chill, and nothing but chill, so help you byob?
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Prosecutor: Mr. Guy-That-Loves-to-Eat-rear end, is it true you love to... eat rear end? GTLEA: Yup, that's me! I just love to cut loose & eat rear end, just like any other poster Prosecutor: Mr. rear end, may I remind you that you are under oath? GTLEA: *sob* it's not true! I actually think tasting someone's butthole sounds pretty bad and a good way to get Pink Eye, but in my mouth [Court gasps]
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Aug 14, 2018 05:23
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You have been found guilty of un-chillness in the first degree. Your sentence: 10 bong rips, plus for 30 days you need to meet with a BYOB official to just like, chill out for a bit, man. |
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Aug 14, 2018 15:21
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defendant is accused of posting the wednesday frog on a tuesday the defense calls up an expert witness to forensically prove that it was wednesday when the defendant posted it (time zone difference) |
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Aug 14, 2018 15:58
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byobjection! |
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Aug 14, 2018 17:54
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FutonForensic posted:Prosecutor: Mr. Guy-That-Loves-to-Eat-rear end, is it true you love to... eat rear end?
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Aug 14, 2018 20:48
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And the defence stands, accused of rating their own thread 5
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Aug 14, 2018 21:06
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Courtroom sketch artist sidetracked by their CYOA thread |
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Aug 15, 2018 02:09
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BYOB court where we're individually accused of not being chill IRL by the arbiter of chillness
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indyrenegade posted:BYOB court where we're individually accused of not being chill IRL by the arbiter of chillness Like that'd ever happen!
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Aug 15, 2018 04:02
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12 restless ducklings |
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Aug 15, 2018 04:15
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*Bangs gavel on desk, but it's one of those rubber novelty hammers that make squeaky noises when you hit something*
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Aug 15, 2018 04:16
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[defense and prosecution, both at once] no you go first man... *finger guns* ayyyyyyy |
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Aug 15, 2018 06:41
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Twenty Four posted:*Bangs gavel on desk, but it's one of those rubber novelty hammers that make squeaky noises when you hit something* *Struggling to be heard over the riotous crowd* Order, order, order! Order! Hey! Order one for me as well will you dave? But just with the chicken wings? Ok? Ok! Righteous! |
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Aug 15, 2018 07:10
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court will adjourn for recess. the honorable judge is going to eat his lunch really fast so he can get to the tetherball court first and welcomes all challengers |
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Aug 15, 2018 07:36
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...and springs from the bench, turns cap back forwards, and bolts off. poo poo just got serious. |
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Aug 15, 2018 08:24
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*Very tired after getting summoned for early morning jury duty after working the night shift, nodding off over and over despite my best efforts* *Judge, shaking her head* "Bailiff, would you please get that Juror a pillow and blanket?"
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Aug 15, 2018 08:44
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canyoneer posted:court will adjourn for recess. the honorable judge is going to eat his lunch really fast so he can get to the tetherball court first and welcomes all challengers |
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Aug 15, 2018 14:42
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Where were you on the night of 9/11, 20 years ago, when Robin Williams died at age 69? |
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Aug 15, 2018 14:46
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JUDGE: By the power vested in me by the uh byob I sentence you to hang on where did my burrito go. I could have sworn I. Right here, no what. Maybe under the. Oh. Right! Next! |
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Aug 15, 2018 14:48
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judge (to stranger sitting at the back of the courtroom in shadows): you know you're welcome to testify at this trial if you want, why don't you have a seat on the witness chair and tell us about your pets and hobbies |
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Aug 15, 2018 15:02
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Place your hand on this tablet displaying the BYOB forum please. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help you yob? |
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Aug 15, 2018 16:31
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It would seem like the defense... rests *laugh track, waaah waaah* |
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Aug 15, 2018 16:46
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Give 'em the old Yobble Bobble Yobble Bobble 'em Show 'em your chill-rear end posts ain't got no jive Long as you keep posting on Wednesday How can they possibly call foul play? Yobble Bobble 'em And they'll give you a 
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Aug 15, 2018 17:59
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Will the defendant please chill? Ok? Can I get you something? I got some nesquick if you want? |
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Aug 15, 2018 18:13
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judge: defendant, you stand accused of showing nordvpn your rear end cda: I didn't do it prosecutor: I would like to introduce as exhibit A a thread by defendant titled "i' m goignt to show my rear end to nordvpn" judge: lol judge: next case |
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Aug 15, 2018 18:34
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Give 'em the old Yobble Bobble SHOW EM THE FIRST RATE SHITPOSTER YOUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
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Aug 15, 2018 20:23
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Manifisto posted:judge (to stranger sitting at the back of the courtroom in shadows): you know you're welcome to testify at this trial if you want, why don't you have a seat on the witness chair and tell us about your pets and hobbies
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Aug 15, 2018 20:25
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judge: defendant stands accused of mod sass and un-chillness. how do you plea? defendant: not guilty by way of necessity. my post was really funny and i had to make that joke. read for yourself judge reads post. his eyes widen and he lets out a low whistle turning into a broad smile |
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Aug 15, 2018 20:43
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canyoneer posted:judge: defendant stands accused of mod sass and un-chillness. how do you plea? jury glances at evidence. collective quick breath through noses and smirks appear across the jury's faces.
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Aug 15, 2018 20:49
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"your honor i have but one thing to say... DURING THE COURSE OF THE 2016 ELECTION I..." *armed guards appear out of nowhere and wrestle the witness to the ground and drag him screaming out of the court room*
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Aug 15, 2018 21:13
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lolManifisto posted:judge (to stranger sitting at the back of the courtroom in shadows): you know you're welcome to testify at this trial if you want, why don't you have a seat on the witness chair and tell us about your pets and hobbies lol |
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Aug 15, 2018 22:17
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Jury Foreman: Guilty! Me: That's just like, your opinion, man! Judge: You realize you're under oath, in a court of law- right? Me: Oh- my bad. I thought... no, never mind. Judge: You thought what- that you were in BYOB court? Me: Yeah. It's this website forum, and- hey, wait- are you a 'Yobber? Judge: drat right, I am! Foreman, you're overruled! This man is CHILL, in accordance with the Law of the Chill! Me: Sweet, it was just a joint on the beach anyways! Judge: I know, right? Next time though maybe don't blaze up right in front of the security camera with your rear end out at it... Me: Right on! *high-fives judge, thumps chest and flashes "1 love" sign at the Bailiff on the way out* Jury Foreman: Yeah, I thought it was bullshit, too. *lights joint in the courtroom, passes it to the left with a shrug and a smirk* https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 15, 2018 22:48
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Karate Bastard posted:JUDGE: By the power vested in me by the uh byob I sentence you to hang on where did my burrito go. I could have sworn I. Right here, no what. Maybe under the. Oh. Right! Next! |
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Aug 15, 2018 22:50
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The court finds you guilty of deleting a post mid-writing and sentences you to 6 hours under hammock arrest. You will be provided with snacks and doobies, as well as a chill playlist that both starts and ends with rznv. |
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Aug 15, 2018 22:53
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Now, show us on the square where he touched you. |
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Aug 15, 2018 23:38
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google THIS posted:Now, show us on the square where he touched you.
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guilty |
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